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re: Question for UGA fans

Posted by ClassicCityAlum on 10/8/24 at 10:31 pm
Why would UGA need AAU status?

UGA is the flagship university of the state. It has a top 20 law school, a top 25 MBA program, top 10 public policy program, top 5 agricultural program, top 20 journalism program, and recently added a medical school.

It also happens to enjoy some of the most winsome coeds, one of the most beautiful campuses, greatest college towns, and formidable athletic programs in the country.

GT is an urban campus located off a highway and is, to your misfortune, almost 70% male. GT produces the engineer who will live a humdrum upper-middle class lifestyle in Marietta. UGA produces a gamut of professionals, from politicians to lawyers to CEOs who run the state.

Take a look at the schools' comparative SAT / GPA scores. They're virtually identical. UGA is just the dream college experience, whereas Tech is where fun goes to die. Enjoy that AAU status...
I'm now signing off for another year. Three hours of misspent time on tRant is enough for the next twelve months.

If you respond, I won't know.

Good luck Alabama, put those B10 / P12 / B12 mongrels in their place.

If Georgia somehow loses to FSU, I'll actually come back early to eat my words on tRant. I admit when I'm wrong, I'm not Serraneaux (or whatever he called himself).
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Are we even sure he'd been admitted to school yet? Probably got a big head studying for the LSAT


Well, the responses to my post explain why I haven't flirted with the Rant for some time.

This was formerly a board of erudite and well informed fans debating germane topics with some sophistication.

Now many of you are personally affronted when a lawyer from PB offers a coherent argument and then fields your counterarguments so that we may enjoy a proper debate.

I'm not sure why someone being a lawyer should be so shocking or seemingly inimical to your own self-esteem. It's simply a job, like any other. The more you obsess over it, the more your own insecurity in evinced.

There are greater life accomplishments than being a fricking lawyer, believe me. Don't be so offended.

If it's any consolation, I spend much of my day taking shite from people who are younger than me and making more money.
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Ok I will say it thank you alabama if it wasn't for you there would be no sec in playoffs thaks bama all I gotta say is sec sec sec sec sec sec sec sec sec sec sec sec sec


I'm also rooting for the SEC. I'll always root for the SEC against any non-SEC opponent.
Ah, an LSU lawyer. Is this Mike Johnson?

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Historical statistics should not be taken into account for this year's rankings.


Yes, precedent helps predict the most competitive playoff teams. If that wasn’t the case, then the Power Five should receive little deference.

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Incorrect. A team may move up simply because a team ahead of it has lost a game.


That is false. You are only advanced in the rankings if (1) the losing team lost by either a wide margin or to a poorer team; or (2) the advancing team achieved a quality win. Case in point, if that was a regular season game, UGA would not have fallen five slots.

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Cherry-picking facts. Michigan has a win over Ohio State which is better than any win of UGA. Also, a win a against Penn State.


But they were ranked behind Georgia heading into championship weekend. If that win over OSU was impressive enough to rank them #1, then they should’ve achieved that ranking prior to beating an Iowa team that would likely be 6-6 in the SEC.

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Past seasons don't matter.


See above.

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Irrelevant.



The fact that an inferior Washington team should not advance in ranks at the expense of a superior Georgia team is at least somewhat relevant. I don’t think you’re too conversant with the definition of the word, “irrelevant.”

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Strawman argument.


Do they not teach logical reasoning in ol’ Louisiana? A strawman is used to erect a poor and irrelevant argument in order to distract from the pith of the matter. I drew a highly relevant and apropos analogy that proves my point. Liberty would not be admitted over FSU or Washington for the same reason that FSU or Washington should not be admitted over Georgia. People bemoan FSU’s exclusion because they play in the “Power 5.” I dispelled your semantical argument by showing that relative conference strength is more important than semantically driven group conference categories.

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Again, incorrect. A team may rise just because a team ahead of it lost.


They "may" indeed, but only if the losing higher ranked team’s defeat and the lower ranked team’s victory merited a change in ranks. A 3-point loss from Alabama and a win over a South Alabama / UCF defeated OK State team does not logically result in a five ranking flip.

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Ignores the critical fact that Texas beat Bama head to head. It logically follows that Texas should be ahead of Bama, and Bama should be ahead of UGA.


That is literally how I ranked the teams at the end of the post. Keep up.

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See above. Also fails to mention that FSU beat two SEC teams and that ACC has the head-to-head over SEC this year.


FSU has a victory over a mediocre LSU and a losing Florida team, which they barely beat. Which ACC teams and which SEC teams? The juggernauts of each conference, or the bottom dwellers? Are you actually suggesting that Georgia or Alabama would have suffered a loss to any ACC team this year? Since Georgia’s only loss came to Alabama, answering that question is the only relevance of an SEC to ACC comparison. The fact that Syracuse may have beaten Vanderbilt is slightly irrelevant to determining the strength of the SEC vs. the ACC regarding playoff positioning.

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Finally, this analysis is rife with bias, false assumptions, and conclusory allegations without supporting data.


Given that I just defeated every one of your counterarguments, I’d reevaluate your position.



You may be a lawyer as well, but I'm guessing we play on different fields.

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If you’re a lawyer, let me know what firm you work at so I know who not to call.


Unless you're playing in the M&A space, I don't think we'd ever cross paths. I'm sure there are more qualified lawyers to take your jail cell call after getting into a Xmas Eve scuffle with Uncle Rufus.
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If the dawgs would have run as fast as you do when chasing ambulances, jawja might be in.


Only real lawyers chase ambulances and go to court. I'm a phony corporate hack.
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There is nothing to hunt in RPB and hardly anything in Lox accept a few doves on the outskirts of town. There used to be quail back in the 70's.


Before my time. I wish I could've seen PB County back then - it sounds awesome. There won't be a tincture of open land anywhere in PBC in ten years.
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FTFY


I genuinely believe that you did in fact attend East Tennessee State.
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frick you’re dumb


*berth.

Thank you for the slight semantic correction.

If that is your only critique, I'll assume that you concede every other point. I'll accept your provocateur's ad hominem if it means you accept I'm correct.
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Is your office in Palm Beach?


I'm in-house somewhere on Royal Palm Way. That's enough.
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is in WPB.


Again, incorrect. There are plenty of great firms in WPB. Mine does not happen to be one of them.
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That'd be my guess.


Incorrect, but a valiant effort.
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Probably lives in Royal Palm Beach or Loxahatchee.


That's where I hunt. I could tell you that I do in fact live on the "Island," but that means nothing to anyone on tRant except for, apparently, you and I.
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You're either really old and a complete arse or a 1L trying way too hard to impress. I hope you don't speak to a jury in this way


You typically don't write briefs in the same way that you orate in front of a jury.

As it relates it to that post - no, "verbosity" is not defined by a few paragraphs. And, yes, he could not characterize a statement as "vapid" if he did not even read it.
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And this is where you lost your argument. Rendered the rest moot and a waste of time. Also misspelled “berths” early. You must be a horrendous lawyer.


I used the proper word to describe the argument. It is indeed "objective." I can explain it to you, I can't comprehend it for you.

I did, however, incorrectly use the word "birth" (which would seem to follow that a team is "birthed" into a playoff spot) rather than "berth." Thank you for the semantic correction.

If one letter leading to a minutely misspelled word leads you to evaluate one's professional capabilities as "horrible," then you are no better a judge of character than you are a specimen of one.
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The SEC East is garbage. The nonconference was garbage. UGA played one elite team and lost.


They beat three other top 25 ranked teams. They lost to that Alabama team by a field goal that missed by inches.

Your conference produced a team that lost to South Alabama, UCF, and Iowa State as the only championship competition for Texas. In fact, if the B12 is a conference deserving of a playoff spot, why did you pay so much money to leave it for the SEC?
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TL; lmao


Your intelligence and faculty for argumentation is truly astounding, sir.
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You cowards could have kept Oklahoma on your schedule, but decided to schedule yet another cupcake instead. You needed a real win over a proven winner, and you were allowed that opportunity in the SECCG. As usual Bama skull dragged your team up and down the field and dominated in the trenches. The conference championship is usually the first round of the playoffs. Win or go home. That's why it's really weird you were somehow voted in after being demolished by Bama two years ago.


1. Oklahoma cancelled the game to the dismay of UGA.

2. Georgia has as many top-25 ranked wins as any other team in the playoffs.

3. Georgia lost to Bama by a missed FG. You need to open a dictionary and find the colloquial definition of "dragged" as it relates to sports.

4. Wresting from my remembrance, Georgia then beat that same Alabama team to win a national championship. Checkmate.

5. Show me where it states that playoff games serve as first-round elimination games and I'll concede the point. Otherwise, you're simply prosing out of ignorance.
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We need less lawyers and the ones that are around, keep your football perspectives off TD.


I am a lawyer who disagreed with virtually every move made by the NCAA in the past decade.

Also, as a lawyer, its my - and everyone else's - constitutional right to express an opinion regarding college football. No one profession enjoys a special right to debating NCAAFB.