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Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19456 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:01 pm to
Arkansas is Character Issues U
Posted by ForeverGator
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13207 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:01 pm to
He lives in Arkansas. There is nothing to do there but drink.
Posted by eljusterina
HAMMOND
Member since Jul 2007
3240 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:01 pm to
Flagship drinking problem
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:01 pm to
Much like Bert himself, big if true.

I think they're mistaking drunkenness for some sort of food trance.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145371 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:01 pm to
Wisconsin fans used to talk about it as well
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:01 pm to
Yeah drinking gravy.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:01 pm to
you've been reading our board- obviously just like the thread you started the other day that came from our board.

does gus have dead fetuses in his basement?

Posted by Mizzou Mule
St. Charles County, Missou-rah
Member since Sep 2014
3079 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:02 pm to
Need another GA to keep him away from microphones.

Need a complete surgical team to keep removing foot from his mouth.

Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15263 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:02 pm to
Brings a whole new meaning to the word "Jumbo".
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
17165 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:03 pm to
He is 350 pounds so a 12 pack will probably just get him buzzed unlike the average human who would be stumbling.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33419 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

He is 350 pounds so a 12 pack will probably just get him buzzed unlike the average human who would be stumbling.


Hopefully that's the case. He's in charge of a lot of young folks there at Arkansas and I wouldn't want to see any of them get hurt because of Bert's mistakes
Posted by r2d2
Member since Dec 2006
6843 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:05 pm to
Actually being drunk may be an easier explanation to handle for all the shite he talks for Arkansas fans. What an idiot this fat arse is.
Posted by tigerbait2010
PNW
Member since May 2006
29550 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:05 pm to
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I've read a few things recently that have suggested that Bert may be drinking heavily and that Arkansas employs a GA to babysit him at Fayetteville bars. Any truth to this? I hope he finds some help if true.





Good to know I'm not the only one soaking in the entire melt on the Arkansas team forum
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24188 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:06 pm to
If I was Bert, I'd have a drinking problem about now...
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33419 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Actually being drunk may be an easier explanation to handle for all the shite he talks for Arkansas fans. What an idiot this fat arse is.



He's always run his mouth though
Posted by ElDawgHawg
L.A. (lower Arkansas)
Member since Nov 2012
2994 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:20 pm to
I don't hang out with him so.......
but I'm sure if it was posted on a message board it's probably true....

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:21 pm to
He has an eating problem. He eats so much, and his stomach is so full, it takes the food so long to pass through his stomach that by the time it does its fermented and he's drunk
This post was edited on 9/21/15 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69956 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:24 pm to
He has drinking gravy problem
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33419 posts
Posted on 9/21/15 at 1:24 pm to
A lot of folks will excuse his drinking because of his weight. I think the telling part are the stories about how he's got somewhere to stay near the bars so he doesn't have to drive and that he has a GA to babysit him and keep him out of the news.

If you're Jeff Long , at some point, you have to consider whether or not the team's safety is at risk.
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