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re: My neighbor is an Alabama Fan

Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:00 am to
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
14041 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:00 am to
I left an oatmeal pie, Diet Coke and a tea candle on the porch of every Bama fan in my neighborhood.

Praying for their hearts to heal quickly.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
55758 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:02 am to
Tell him he’s a fricking idiot if he cried over a football
Coach retiring!
Posted by Cannon style
Homer,La.
Member since Sep 2018
1582 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:03 am to
Tell him to grow a pair
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
7637 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:20 am to
Facts.
Posted by AubieinNC2009
Mountain NC
Member since Dec 2018
6307 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:23 am to
tell him dont worry Mark Stoops is coming in to save the day
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
18915 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:23 am to
Man if Kelly won 6 titles in 15 years, I would probably be emotional too lol
Posted by EauxZark Tiger
Member since Feb 2023
487 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:24 am to
quote:

She's a hottie.


Well we know he's not a real Bama fan then...
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
11087 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:24 am to
Even Shula and Curry won ten games and Dubose won the conference?
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36960 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:25 am to
I believe you.
Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7764 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:27 am to
Think you outed yourself as living in a trailer park
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16569 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:27 am to
The only thing you can tell him is that he needs to wait and see. Who knows this may turn out to be a good thing.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4628 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:29 am to
quote:

and he cried a lot throughout the night. He was very emotional


You and your 'bama neighbor sleep together. Are y'all cousins?

Posted by ALhunter
Member since Dec 2018
3092 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:32 am to
quote:

What kind of people are yall associating with?
Yea I don't really know why this is the case but in my experience Bama fans are more emotionally tied to the team than other fan bases. Like their entire week/month can be ruined by Bama losing a game, and being a Bama fan is a big part of their identity.

When AU loses I just watch less CFB that year.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28165 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:40 am to
quote:

Tell him the portal is open for fans as well.


Bama will lose half their fan base to the portal.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68108 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:41 am to
quote:

I thought a grown man acting like this was kind of odd, but to each his own.

Not odd, it's sad
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
54447 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:43 am to
quote:

My neighbor is an Alabama Fan


Hate to hear that.. how bad did he rough her up?
Posted by TheTeaux
Rouses on Airline Drive
Member since Mar 2023
1210 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:46 am to
Their dad will come to town if he roughed her up.
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
7637 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:48 am to
quote:

I believe you


Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
2446 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:48 am to
I remember stopping to eat one Sunday at a truck stop in Alabama. Not sure of the year, probably 1980s. Alabama had just lost to Mississippi State. Sitting across from me at an adjacent booth was a family. I remember the father going on a tirade as he read the paper, " how the hell can we lose to Mississippi St". I felt sorry for the family that sat there in total silence as he went on and on.
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
24528 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:49 am to
Strangest thing that I have ever seen, you would think that a family member had died. It really is a wake for them. Strange bunch. Their personal value or that of their lives has always been placed on that football team and/or its coach. Arrogant bunch.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 9:53 am
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