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re: Most embarrassing coach in the conference and it’s not close

Posted on 10/19/25 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by 6columns
Member since Jun 2024
1929 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 12:06 pm to
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Mizzou won but they looked just as shitty as Auburn so celebrating looks retarded.

Aubie just has an absolutely terrible QB and play caller.


The Missouri D had something to do with that last night. Zion Young is a guy Arky, UGA or Bama or a lot of other teams would love to have. The sack man. And a great bookend in Damon Wilson II. And a killer MLB in Josiah Trotter. Bottled Arnold up all night from running.
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10693 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 12:07 pm to
I don't see Billy Napier
Posted by Crimson K
Tuscaloosa
Member since Dec 2018
6884 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Taken to school”. You squeaked out a win against a “second tier” school. Nobody ever said you rednecks were smart


Notice I didn’t say kicked your arse, big guy. We taught you the lesson of knowing your place. Second level is a gift for a Mizzou. Once the real teams get their shite together, you’ll go back to also ran.

ETA: To the one Mizzou fan in this thread who acknowledges your coach is kind of a dork, none of the snark is meant for you. It’s the ones doubling down on this junior high nerd look at me behavior that need their heads examined. Every coach is weird in their own right, and it’s absolutely fine to embrace it. LSU with Les is probably the best example. Before he started shitting the bed, they loved that retard for who he was(and everyone else pretty much did too). Getting your panties twisted when other fans notice the odd as hell behavior just screams being insecure in your team. Just say, yeah he’s kind of a nerd and celebrate your team’s “big” win.
This post was edited on 10/19/25 at 1:49 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65582 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:43 pm to
He seems like a nerd who believes he's actually Lane Kiffin in his head
Posted by PineyWoodsHog
Texas
Member since Sep 2021
2903 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:44 pm to
When did Melissa Click shave her head?
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
2757 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:47 pm to
Drink
Stoops
Sark
Kelly


Lot of douche bags in the ballot.
Posted by everytrueson
San Diego
Member since Mar 2012
7400 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:49 pm to
Good on Drink celebrating with the fans that made the trip.

Also, don’t care, had win.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:50 pm to
frick you gump. That's meant for gump, gump.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34053 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:52 pm to
This doesn’t come close to Kelly grinding on teen boys in a recruiting video
Posted by Crimson K
Tuscaloosa
Member since Dec 2018
6884 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:53 pm to
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Faurot fodder


Your well reasoned response does justice to the school you represent. I bet you have a degree with a poop swastika water mark to hang above your toilet. I’d call you an insulting name related to your school, but no one cares enough about your Tigers to make one.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
5813 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:54 pm to
This makes me happy. frick Auburn.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
1638 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:56 pm to
Drink is so cringy worthy. Like a pedaphile.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20658 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

He kinda looks like their mascot.


Seems like he might have taken the ol STTDB chant a bit too literal.
This post was edited on 10/19/25 at 2:01 pm
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5245 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by LetItBe
Columbia, MO
Member since Apr 2022
742 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

That mascot is even more embarrassing.


Mascot smack! Ohhhh....it burns!!!
Posted by LetItBe
Columbia, MO
Member since Apr 2022
742 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Notice I didn’t say kicked your arse, big guy. We taught you the lesson of knowing your place. Second level is a gift for a Mizzou. Once the real teams get their shite together, you’ll go back to also ran.

ETA: To the one Mizzou fan in this thread who acknowledges your coach is kind of a dork, none of the snark is meant for you. It’s the ones doubling down on this junior high nerd look at me behavior that need their heads examined. Every coach is weird in their own right, and it’s absolutely fine to embrace it. LSU with Les is probably the best example. Before he started shitting the bed, they loved that retard for who he was(and everyone else pretty much did too). Getting your panties twisted when other fans notice the odd as hell behavior just screams being insecure in your team. Just say, yeah he’s kind of a nerd and celebrate your team’s “big” win.


Nice melt. Bravo!
Posted by LetItBe
Columbia, MO
Member since Apr 2022
742 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:27 pm to
Drink is awesome. His team gutted out a win. Winning games on the road in the SEC is difficult. Let him celebrate, you old curmudgeon.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
7823 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Kirby did the same last week.

Auburn is still a premiere program.


Print the “everyone beats us and then celebrates like an idiot” shirts!
Posted by Boomer65
Norman
Member since Sep 2022
894 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Melt bitch.


Took y’all 2 OT though? Yikes.
Posted by Tiger_Claw
Little Rock, AR
Member since Nov 2013
6910 posts
Posted on 10/19/25 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Took y’all 2 OT though? Yikes.


Won't take 2 OT's for us to whip your arse in Norman.
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