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re: Most attractive student bodies in the country

Posted on 8/7/26 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
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Posted on 8/7/26 at 11:25 pm to
Clemson was East Coast trash pre-Dabo. Lots of ugly New Jersey chicks.
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7860 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 11:28 pm to
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If I were single, I wouldn’t consider marrying an Ole Miss or Bama girl. Reproducing with those women would elevate the chance that I would have stupid children.


Your X chromosome has stupid covered no matter the dumb slut you take as a wife.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 8/8/26 at 7:09 am to
Bamma #1 if you like Jewish girls, I guess. Otherwise, nah
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 8/8/26 at 7:21 am to
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Penn State at #20!!!! Ha!


They have the New Jersey Italian chick angle that other regions lack.

Those broads are also crazy m, however, and might cut your dik off the instant your stop doting on them.
This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 9:37 pm
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3831 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 7:48 am to
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It'll always and forever be ASU or USCw.

Signed,

Bama fan


Arizona is completely underrated in this poll...

The University of Arizona campus is set up perfectly for watching hot girls. Everybody hangs out in one place... the UofA mall in front of the student union. Everybody jogs around the mall... and does other activities. And they are stationary. Laying out in the sun... playing frisbee, whatever. In various states of undress... both fall and spring.

At ASU and USC... you will see hot chicks everywhere but they don't hang out so much in one place. They are on the move or at least standing or sitting ... at UofA they lay around like seals on the shoreline.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
39875 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:17 am to
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If I were single, I wouldn’t consider marrying an Ole Miss or Bama girl. Reproducing with those women would elevate the chance that I would have stupid children.
Two stupid parents would all but guarantee it.
Posted by Rebelinexile
Member since Oct 2021
407 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:18 am to
Florida is number one in girls with great
bodies but with bulldog faces.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
29148 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:28 am to
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If I were single, I wouldn’t consider marrying a girl.


FIFY


Chicken really needs to offer a Cooties board just for you, bitter lonely guy.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
52218 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:31 am to
1. ASU
2. Ole Miss
3. Alabama

It’s hard to top SEC ladies, but ASU is unbeatable in this.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
29148 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:33 am to
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Clemson was East Coast trash pre-Dabo. Lots of ugly New Jersey chicks.



Like Tulane with a smaller lake.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15864 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:39 am to
Shiny hook
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
14928 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:40 am to
Posted by 89AUTiger
Member since May 2020
151 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:42 am to
In my worldly experience, any college south of the mason dixon line, the southwest, and anything bordering the pacific, sans Alaska, are ranked 1a thru 1z. Long cold winters are harsh on American women and it shows when you travel to the mountain west, upper Midwest and northeast. They might look good when they’re 20, but it fades fast from that point on. jmo
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30444 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:42 am to
No ranking without Arizona State in the top 5 for most attractive women should not be taken seriously.

It is the go to school for very dumb, hot blondes to get a degree in hospitality.
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7363 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:51 am to
I lived in Tucson for 2 years, so your statement isn't fake news.

But, it's also Tucson...
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7860 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 1:12 am to
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Like Tulane with a smaller lake.


Posted by Csmims
A sandy beach in paradise
Member since Jan 2019
4385 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:52 am to
Says the Valdosta dropout
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3831 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:56 am to
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I lived in Tucson for 2 years, so your statement isn't fake news.

But, it's also Tucson...


I'm just saying that after living in Scottsdale and then attending the UofA... UofA provides better opportunities than ASU for moving in for the kill.

You see a hot chick walking on campus at ASU... you are likely to never see them again. At UofA you likely are going to see them again.

But yes, but UofA location is not ideal other than the neighborhoods to the east.
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7363 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:10 am to


Hell yeah. Agreed on all fronts. I lived in AZ for 7 years from top to bottom, so it's nice seeing someone else talk about it.

East neighborhoods? Like Vail? Spent new years camping in Saguaro NP one time. We didnt do the little coal mine tour though lol

The real question is this: did you ever eat at Cheba Hut?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
22391 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:21 am to
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someone surviving strictly on iced coffee, vape smoke, and a brand new southern accent

Brian Kelly made quite a good living off of a similar lifestyle choice. Good on them
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 8:38 am
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