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Mizzou to the Big 10

Posted on 7/3/22 at 9:38 am
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3474 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 9:38 am
Would some of you please send a letter of recommendation to the Big 10 for Mizzou to join? Please try to write without your retard-level accents. (You might need to engage a Northern non-resident who actually speaks fricking English)

Thanks in advance.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Literalist




the southern 1/4 of Missouri that roots for Arkansas hates you
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16626 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 9:46 am to
I don’t think the Big10 wants or needs Missouri’s meth problem.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6734 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 9:48 am to
I could have told you they don't get sarcasm either.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
7833 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 10:01 am to
I know it was a joke.. but y’all are definitely going to have a decision to make (assuming that a GOR hasn’t been signed.) That B1G media deal is going to be stupid.. that combined with AAU and the CiC.. that’s hard for a school to pass up.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
11659 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 10:09 am to
Get BLM behind you and it will happen

Truth is Mizzou adds nothing to the SEC
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
1250 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 10:16 am to
Seriously though, Missouri to the B1G makes more sense for them than the SEC does. It's nothing against Missouri or anything like that, it's just a better fit.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7257 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 10:17 am to
quote:

You might need to engage a Northern non-resident


So, you mean a non-USA person above the Mason-Dixon Line...got it.


BTW, EVERYBODY has an accent. I lived in CT almost 8 years & still get headaches from remembering NY vrs. Boston debates.
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
1047 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 10:36 am to


the southern 1/4 of Missouri that roots for Arkansas hates you>>>>>>>

Wasn’t that little southern panhandle once a part of Arkansas?
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4367 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 10:38 am to
Do you have an address?

Thanks in advance
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30055 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 10:48 am to
Mizz fans begging for respect without a clue in football.

We need Vatech….not milk/cookies.





Big10 doesn’t want you, kid.
Posted by hoojy
In the fridge with my hot sauce.
Member since Nov 2013
8550 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 10:54 am to
Meh, we got a few more beatings for y'all. You ain't getting out of it yet.
This post was edited on 7/3/22 at 10:55 am
Posted by TwoDatBait
Northshore, LA
Member since Jul 2011
5736 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 11:03 am to
quote:

to write without your retard-level accents


Should we use your tweaker meth accent??. Throw a few scabs in the enevelope??
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 11:09 am to
it's called the bootheel dummy


if it was up for debate, we didn't put up much of a fuss
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
6702 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 11:28 am to
The SEC couldn’t get that lucky for your sorry arse school to leave you were never wanted here to begin with
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 7:21 pm to
Monahans, Mizzou makes the most sense to the SEC if they swap KU as a rival for the Hawgs. I know you are late to the game here but that Walmart Cart between Arkansas and Mizzou has real potential!

Aside from that, Mizzou got rid of the Rock M as entry price for the SEC and they would have to bring it back. Just asking for another White Sox or Babe Ruth level jinx. Tige4rs just do not need that right now. Besides, the petting farm is AWESOME!
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15319 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 8:08 pm to
Yes

Just tell me when and where. You will get a sterling recommendation from me
Posted by bruce hog
wheatley ar, 70 mi e of little rock
Member since Mar 2022
839 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 8:08 pm to
No one cares
Posted by bruce hog
wheatley ar, 70 mi e of little rock
Member since Mar 2022
839 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 8:10 pm to
yes it was part of the arkansas territory and legend has it a landowner there was given the choice.... ark mo tenn ky.... and he chose to have his land go with missouri. did this so there wouldnt be a quad border i believe
Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15319 posts
Posted on 7/3/22 at 8:59 pm to
Meh if you've ever been to the bootheel it ain't no great loss for us
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