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re: Marshall Henderson tests positive for Ketamine

Posted on 7/21/13 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 9:49 pm to
Special K can be awesome, but you have to be really careful with it. Too much, and you go down the k-hole. Never been there myself, but I've seen people in it, and it's like they're on another planet.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13934 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 9:53 pm to
Marshall Henderson's antics ain't shite. Did y'all hear about Johnny Manziel's underage drinking? Who in their right mind would mess with Budweiser?
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 9:55 pm to
Coors, bitch.
Posted by twhorn
Athens
Member since Jun 2013
263 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:01 pm to
I don't know whats worse, the fact that this is from a fake news site, or the fact that this makes so much sense nobody noticed.
This post was edited on 7/21/13 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11221 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:02 pm to
That looks like Jillian from workaholics
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:12 pm to
Special K.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61174 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

. Classy guy that Marshall is, he shot two middle fingers to the crowd after the loss, one for each dollar he’ll be making at this next job. At least we know how high he can count.



Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

I don't know whats worse, the fact that this is from a fake news site, or the fact that this makes so much sense nobody noticed.



you are the first person to point that out, well done. I was wondering how long it would take
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22422 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:22 pm to
JFF brought up in a Marshall Henderson Thread!

Y'all gotem skeered Real!
This post was edited on 7/21/13 at 10:23 pm
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127395 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:24 pm to
Lol.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 10:29 pm to




A Horse is a Horse of course of course
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108148 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:13 pm to
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I hurt my back really bad a couple years ago and a doctor gave me a shot of it. About 30 min later I couldn't feel my legs but my back didn't hurt anymore.

why anyone would use it as a recreational drug though.


I can 100% assure you that the doctor didn't use Special K on you. You're probably thinking of morphine. Ketamine simply makes you go crazy.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:15 pm to
Did you ever think that maybe he is a horse?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108148 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Did you ever think that maybe he is a horse?



I suppose it's possible. Anything is possible with Bush in the White House.
Posted by bona fide
Burma
Member since Jun 2010
8972 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

I can 100% assure you that the doctor didn't use Special K on you. You're probably thinking of morphine. Ketamine simply makes you go crazy.


quote:

Morphine has met its match — and then some. After 200 years as the gold standard in battlefield analgesia, morphine is increasingly giving way to ketamine, a phencyclidine (PCP) derivative initially used in veterinary medicine.


quote:

“That ‘horse drug’” is now one of the most effective tools available. Combat medics rate ketamine as more effective than morphine or fentanyl in providing rapid relief of severe pain, according to an ongoing survey conducted by the Naval Operational Medical Lessons Learned Center, Pensacola, FL
Posted by svb
Missouri Fan
Member since Jun 2012
3127 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:23 pm to
Some riveting reporting by Not SportsCenter.

Did anyone even notice the website?

ETA: oh, I see a few people above did. I only read the first two pages and didn't see a mention.
This post was edited on 7/21/13 at 11:24 pm
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19451 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:49 pm to
I don't see what the big deal is
Posted by Doresrules
Dallas, Tx
Member since Dec 2012
4450 posts
Posted on 7/21/13 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

Coors, bitch


Dos Equis
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 7/22/13 at 1:13 am to
Meow
Posted by twhorn
Athens
Member since Jun 2013
263 posts
Posted on 7/22/13 at 1:16 am to
quote:

you are the first person to point that out, well done. I was wondering how long it would take


It seriously makes so much sense. I only clicked the link to laugh at that pic of him and that chick

This post was edited on 7/22/13 at 1:18 am
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