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LSU's '25 defense may be even worse the 2019 team

Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:48 pm
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
2455 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:48 pm
Watched a video of a DB getting juked by defensive coordinator Blake Baker

The DB didn't lay a finger on the slothful, forty something, dad-bod Baker

There's no Joe Burrow in Baton Rouge to rescue these defenseless Bayou Bengals

I invision this cast replicating their College Station brethren with an 8-4 record

Clemson's Klubnik might run for 200 yards in LSU's traditional season opening loss at Death Valley

Look for "Machine Gun" Kelly (opponents light up the scoreboard like a machine gun) to be sent packing back to Yankee land by early November

Geaux Tigers








This post was edited on 8/3/25 at 1:17 pm
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:49 pm to
K
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104095 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26822 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:53 pm to
*** insert pic of Joe Burrow's dad doing Horns Down ***
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Watched a video of a DB getting juked by defensive coordinator Blake Baker



You did? Really? Sounds like a video you would want to share ...
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:54 pm to
Keep us posted.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28188 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:01 pm to
Man so clever at so many levels!

Have you ever thought about writing greeting card jingles?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:06 pm to
They jumped on this like flies on fresh dog shite. You even got the Cluckster to bite.

Mission accomplished.

Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
58473 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:11 pm to
Texas fans are ao dumb

Every defense LSU has fielded since 2019 has been worse than that squad.
Posted by LSUBALLER
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2013
20522 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:16 pm to
Like a Texas fan is smart enough to think of that on his own.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3290 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:16 pm to
Damn Tex scored 38, lotta points to give up
Posted by DhanTigers212
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:18 pm to
I would think the owner of this site could recognize an alter when he sees one, but I guess that's why we're run a muck here.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15002 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:19 pm to
Hook is way too shiny. I'd worry about finally beating Georgia one day.
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
2455 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Every defense LSU has fielded since 2019 has been worse than that squad.


Hope not, 3-9 Vandy laid 38 on the 2019 LSU defense
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
26822 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:39 pm to
Why are you guys so quick to call out people for being alters?
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
2455 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

*** insert pic of Joe Burrow's dad doing Horns Down ***


I'd rather someone insert a video of the hot LSU MILF dancing at the White House after winning the NC

That's SEC gold!
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
14396 posts
Posted on 8/3/25 at 1:58 pm to
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