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LSU Notches Another Historic Record

Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:13 am
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24439 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:13 am
LSU already had the honor of having the most expensive football roster in history to not win 8 games. Now they also hold the record for having the most expensive baseball roster in history to not make the NCAA tournament. Will Wade is on the clock. It will be fun to see if he and his band of European senior citizens can break records this season.

Regardless of what happens, LSU will always hold the record for most jell-o shots.

And some people say LSU athletics is down.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
19324 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:15 am to
The first two posts on this board are yours about LSU.


It’s Monday morning, go to the gym or do something productive to start the week. Read a book maybe, idk.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24439 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:20 am to
quote:

It’s Monday morning, go to the gym or do something productive to start the week. Read a book maybe, idk.


I am taking my morning constitutional (for LSU fans that means a morning shite). The smell always makes me think of Baton Rouge and LSU.
Posted by Summer of George
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
6139 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:24 am to
Melt
Posted by RaginAstros
Member since Apr 2017
1460 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:32 am to
38-3 to a Basketball school.
Posted by RaginAstros
Member since Apr 2017
1460 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:33 am to
When is the last time Bama scored in a run in the College World Series?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50974 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:42 am to
There are currently three threads about LSU on the board.

All three are by Bama fans - two of which are yours.
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
9822 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:53 am to
He loves muddling up the board with completely irrelevant and incorrect “facts”
Posted by RaginAstros
Member since Apr 2017
1460 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 8:01 am to
What a douche Capt Kangaroo is.
Posted by BebeLudwig7
Denham Springs
Member since Mar 2026
284 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 8:04 am to
Must suck knowing some soft liberal from North Dakota ruined the tough program Saban once built.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15412 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 8:08 am to
Has a team ever gone scoreless in Omaha?

That would be historic. I think I’d worry about that if I were you.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3937 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Now they also hold the record for having the most expensive baseball roster in history to not make the NCAA tournament.

Maybe they were throwing games. It was lucrative for bama baseball a few years back.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
2236 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 9:16 am to
quote:

I am taking my morning constitutional (for LSU fans that means a morning shite). The smell always makes me think of Baton Rouge and LSU.


Condoms and baby oil make you think of Baton Rouge?
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32621 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 9:49 am to
OP needs either a job, hobby, or some pussy. Cuz we damn sure know he doesn't have either one since he posts about LSU all day every day.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
71688 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 9:56 am to
quote:

LSU already had the honor of having the most expensive football roster in history to not win 8 games. Now they also hold the record for having the most expensive baseball roster in history to not make the NCAA tournament.


Bro is so broken he's just making stuff up now.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28965 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 9:57 am to
Maybe he has a job like security or prison Guard or something where he has a ton of down time. Like when I did motorcycle and furniture sales(seperetly obviously) I had a ton of down time on slow days.
Posted by NFLU
New Orleans, LA
Member since Aug 2014
5866 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 10:04 am to
Bama is broke.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24439 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 10:21 am to
You must hate LSU. You live in Texas and constantly make LSU fans look like the dumbest fanbase in the country.
Posted by EH Taylor
Member since Jun 2026
21 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 10:26 am to
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captdalton



do you even have a job or do you live and breath LSU 24 hours a day?

I wonder what this goober looks like
This post was edited on 6/15/26 at 10:27 am
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24439 posts
Posted on 6/15/26 at 10:28 am to
Of course not. I sleep for 6 to 7 hours most nights. I do however start my day with a little caffeine and then take a big ol’ LSU.
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