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LSU is going to love Texas even more now - Sark goes after Ole Miss

Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:58 am
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:58 am
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“At Texas, we will only take 50% of a player’s academic credit hours,” Sarkisian continues. “You may be a semester from graduating, but you’re going all the way back to 50% if you play here and want a degree. But at Ole Miss, they can take you. All you have to do is take basket weaving, and you can get an Ole Miss degree.”


Article today in USA Today. The drunk goes on and on about how unfair things are for his school.

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This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 8:00 am
Posted by Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
25545 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 7:59 am to
Sark? lol

Nobody cares.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3244 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:06 am to
As a Longhorn fan I have no idea what Elko says to the press.

Yet this aggy OP comes running to SEC Rant to post every time Sark makes a comment.

Obsession should be a sin.

Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1214 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:07 am to
Great article, thanks for posting. He just said what has been said a million times here and everywhere else. The game is being destroyed and it's happening fast.

You disagree with something he said? Or you just want to shite on anything he says because he coaches for Texas?
Posted by BeeFense5
Kenner
Member since Jul 2010
42414 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:08 am to
Ole Miss continuing to catch strays
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
2612 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:09 am to
He’s probably drunk again
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6098 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:09 am to
I suspect Texas has a pretty impressive array of grievance studies and exercise science-adjacent majors to smooth the way for their scholar-athletes.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49661 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:11 am to
quote:

The drunk goes on and on about how unfair things are for his school.


He needs to get them to change the rules. No one is forcing them to do this. This is their choice.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
21876 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:13 am to
Sark, pour me up a double shot of whiskey.

Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
5111 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Ole Miss continuing to catch strays


The situation he alluded to was in regards to Lane Kiffin who just so happened to coach at Ole Miss at the time.

Only a matter of time till LSU starts catching them now.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20469 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:22 am to
Sark pretending like his entire team doesn't major in Communication & Leadership
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5747 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:23 am to
A lot of what Sark says in that article is spot on. But to to continue to whine about the selection committee about last year's playoff selection is just making him look like a big pussy. It seems like everyone but him understands how the selection worked.

Posted by TxAgveteran
Member since Oct 2024
141 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:28 am to
Sark has unlimited resources at Texas and he still can’t win.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20469 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:29 am to
Sark and the UTrannies only talk about their loss to Ohio State and think people don't remember them getting blasted by UGA, pushed around by Florida and taken to OT by Kentucky and MS State.

Zero awareness.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
5111 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:31 am to
quote:


Sark and the UTrannies only talk about their loss to Ohio State and think people don't remember them getting blasted by UGA, pushed around by Florida and taken to OT by Kentucky and MS State.

Zero awareness.


At least they don't use a kid getting shot at a concert to take shots at opposing teams. Only a REAL piece of shite would do that
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25795 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:31 am to
Going to be a rough time for some teams when Ole Miss beats them this year.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20469 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:32 am to
quote:

At least they don't use a kid getting shot at a concert to take shots at opposing teams. Only a REAL piece of shite would do that

That was a Mizzou fan

Ohhhh, UTranny...

Two plus decades without winning shite has done serious damage.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
12275 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:33 am to
quote:

You disagree with something he said? Or you just want to shite on anything he says because he coaches for Texas?


It’s just interesting that Sark went out of his way to shite on Ole Miss.

I’m actually surprised he did that…he’s usually a little more aware.
Posted by CaptainAl
Alabama
Member since Dec 2022
58 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:45 am to
Sark and Kiff might both be back on the sauce
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
20469 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:47 am to
Sark's offense was definitely drunk last year.

That's for sure.

UTranny's offense might just climb into the top half of the SEC with Arch back for his 4th year
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