LSU has even took our Refs it appears. Excuse me if I don't do this the right way

since we UA fans don't have much experience at the pizzing and moaning angle. Like moving offices, firing any league employee who can spell A-L-A-B-A-M-A (L-S-U is gonna be easier), throwing up billboards etc. It's gonna be a snap bitching about getting rid of the ex-president of LSU as head of the NCAA since that never fit when you cried about it and it's far more believable now that you are front running.

Piss balloons and generally showing our arse and heritage (or lack thereof) are learned traits as well so we'll probably be awhile catching up there. And two weeks is short notice so bear with us on that. We've felt honored and often humored by you past efforts to elevate us to an exalted, elite status. Although trust me it wasn't necessary. And feel free to inspect our stadium and the statue arrangement outside when you visit in 2 weeks or so since who knows, maybe 75-80 years from now you will have the hardware too and can build your own.