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re: Longhorn fans, pump the brakes...you have one legit national title in the last 60 years...

Posted on 9/7/22 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by TexasForever
Member since Jul 2021
2949 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 4:27 pm to
quote:


Longhorn fans, pump the brakes...


You could do some actual moderation and get rid of all of these fricking alters, clicks are all that matters though.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
150451 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 4:27 pm to
Oh snap
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1430 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

You will be a lower middle-tier SEC school, and you will like it.

Bogus National Title claims explained...



fricking Love this board. So glad its finally football season!
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
150451 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

the fans of the teams that have won jack shite


Hook ‘em?
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3925 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 4:58 pm to
I've seen that thread but I forgot how shittily biased towards LSU it was. Yeah, we get it... LSU just started playing football in 2000.

You're not taking 1969 away from us

This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 5:04 pm
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
24549 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 5:06 pm to
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You're not taking 1969 away from us
not legit...you didn't play the No. 2 team (Penn State) in your bowl game.


Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6042 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 5:12 pm to
Treefiddy
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

You may be able to sell NIL, but the top teams in the SEC sell NFL.

RA'd for sticky
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13883 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
7970 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 5:21 pm to
South Carolina has won more football games than Texas since Mack Brown was emasculated by Saban on Jan 7, 2010.

*that includes the 58 game stretch Will Mushcamp was holding Gamecock Football hostage as well.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19671 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 5:24 pm to
Texas and its money will spray toxic shite all over this fricking conference. Before it's over, that program will run the show.

Everything you low foreheads believe Alabama is doing through the REC and SEC offices, Texas will do for real.

Inviting those jelly dong jigglers into the SEC is like inviting a vampire into your home.

You'll see. You'll all see.
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
10283 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 5:56 pm to
Ah shite, here we go.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Texas and its money will spray toxic shite all over this fricking conference. Before it's over, that program will run the show.

Everything you low foreheads believe Alabama is doing through the REC and SEC offices, Texas will do for real.

Inviting those jelly dong jigglers into the SEC is like inviting a vampire into your home.

You'll see. You'll all see.


Y'all better listen to this dude. We're rubbing our hands together and laughing maniacally as we plan to deep-state you southern yokels and turn this conference into the Longhorn Conference. Unequal revenue sharing split: Texas gets 90%, the rest of you poors fight over the last 10%.

Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
10283 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

I've seen that thread but I forgot how shittily biased towards LSU it was.


No doubt, Bama gets an asterisk for any little anomaly but LSU is the undisputed 2003 champs. Well, ask USC who won it in 2003. If Alabama deserves an asterisk because tOSU got caught cheating and was ineligible and an asterisk because of the Covid rules that everybody played under, then LSU deserves at least an asterisk as they were NOT unanimous national champs. You could also put one there as the ONLY 2 loss national champs.

LSU fans don't believe in any poll pre 2000 ( And I wouldn't either if I were them) but those polls were legit for the times, whether they were born or not.
Posted by TideTurf
Member since Sep 2009
3551 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 6:12 pm to
Chicken,what these Horns and Sooners fans don't get is. That the entire conference pushes the others to be elite. True,Bama and Georgia currently set the bar. But without everyone else pushing them to become better is what sets the SEC apart from other leagues.
Texas and Oklahoma have never been in that kind of environment.
They will learn and fast how on top of your game you will have to be to compete here. The SEC IS BIG BOY FOOTBALL.
They need to just sit in the back of the bus and do as told.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
24482 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 6:15 pm to
In on page 4 of a pending perennial Chicken thread.
Posted by LSU1860
West Louisiana
Member since Mar 2006
1315 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 6:16 pm to
texASS
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19671 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

Y'all better listen to this dude. We're rubbing our hands together and laughing maniacally as we plan to deep-state you southern yokels and turn this conference into the Longhorn Conference. Unequal revenue sharing split: Texas gets 90%, the rest of you poors fight over the last 10%.



And that'll probably happen.

UT swung it's flaccid dick all over the Big 12 and frickin' ruined it. And what did they bring to the table? Not a frickin' thing, that's what. You frickers didn't even have the decency to win.

Did nothing but piss off it's fellow members. Alienate the entire conference and lose at the same time.

All that money and all those jelly dongs and you frickers still couldn't win.


This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 6:51 pm
Posted by Tua_2_Smitty
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2018
297 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 6:52 pm to
Yet, Texas is in better shape than Little Sis U for the foreseeable future.

Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
6517 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 6:56 pm to

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