Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Planet Louisiana
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Interests:Hunting, Fishing, and Women....by women I mean my wife.
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Number of Posts:1437
Registered on:9/26/2007
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We can all make fun but who here didn't make dry ice bombs in middle and or high school. Could have happened to any of us...
Sweat and Sand don't mix. Alcohol isn't even enough to make me want to be at the beach during the summer.

STAY OFF MY LAWN :lol: :rotflmao:

re: Who here has skydived?

Posted by mthorn2 on 6/10/25 at 9:18 am
I did it on my bachelor party to "conquer" my fear of heights but also assumed i just wasn't meant to be married if i died. Yet here we are...I'm still scared of heights and still married 20 yrs later. Wouldn't do it again but glad I did!

re: Cow Tipping

Posted by mthorn2 on 6/9/25 at 10:20 am
1) Cows sleep laying down....don't be an idiot
2) I've just been introduced to Snipe Hunting. Its a lot of fun and you do it in the woods at night, like hog hunting. Feel free to come anytime you want!!!
My parents were at the hospital but not in our business. We allowed them to come see the baby as soon as possible but we did set boundaries. My wife did not want people in her business while she was in such a rough condition, but she was ok with my parents coming to meet the baby. Ask your son what the appropriate boundaries are NOW. He ain't doing shite but watching his wife do all the work at this point. Abide by how his wife wants it to be handled. Its best for everyone.

Your wife being there at the hospital is great support and probably welcomed but don't allow her to impose. They don't need wisdom at this point....in three weeks it'll be a different story. LOLOLOL :lol: :rotflmao:

re: Divorce Attorney Advice

Posted by mthorn2 on 6/4/25 at 11:23 am
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Then I found out about the affair.


Dude. She cheated and lost the trust of you and yalls kids. This is a her issue. None of this is your fault. She sounds like a POS. Hire an independent attorney and pay them whatever is needed. You and your kids deserve better than this woman you call a wife. She is not done. YOU ARE DONE! Go work out and take a run. Then get to work, its time to grind. Fight for your kids, Fight for it all, She abandoned yall....

This is not your fault in any world or any compacity. Also stay away from the alcohol. Its not time for that. If your mind is spinning go work out. You can thank me later

re: Divorce Attorney Advice

Posted by mthorn2 on 6/4/25 at 11:11 am
She cheated. Kick her out.
"Sandwich? shite I just put mustard on top and eat it out the can with my pocket knife blade. " Tim Toolman Tailor
She'll get a slap on the wrist but make that same child clean up their own poop that they smeared on the wall and the police department will book her on felony charges. :usa:
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My solution is to put an incandescent light bulb under the thermostat and when I get hot turn the lamp on.


Go buy a chicken heat lamp bulb. One of the Red flood lights...
As someone stated on another thread, ".... economic growth and culture can't seem to coexist."
Get dirty. Don't shower. Long sleeve shirt, wholly undershirt, and some ok tennis shoes. Then go be homeless for a couple weeks to disappear if you are in a city. Slowly rail jump south and get into Mexico. Work your way to south america. Slowly disappear in the world. No cell phone. No credit cards. Small jobs cash only until you find a destination.
Yeah but when the Boomers die off there'll be a surplus of units flooding the market. Units will outnumber the demand. Then...everybody get ya roll on....what?!
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Isn't this the one where your heart rate spikes and causes you to faint if you get up too fast?


I have this sometimes when I'm hungover....lol

re: Hitting mental capacity

Posted by mthorn2 on 5/8/25 at 8:59 am
You need an assistant whose smarter than you and writes better than you but still needs to be reviewed. You need to expand into using a GPT
She looks like if Samual L Jackson was fat and a woman.
Your dishes look like you frick a grandma. And why are you doing a womans job?

re: We’re having a baby today!

Posted by mthorn2 on 5/5/25 at 8:02 am
That 3rd kid cost me a fortune! Needed new vehicles to fit 3 car seats in and our two bedroom house no longer could handle our needs. Damn 3rd kid made me go for broke....lol. BUT he's 100% worth it!

Congrats dude, prayers sent!

re: Kanye has come out of the closet

Posted by mthorn2 on 5/2/25 at 9:33 am

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I gotta be honest, I don't get the appeal of this dude and never have. I am an older white guy but Kanye as some kind of artistic genius just seems like complete bullshite to me. He's a middling talent and a clearly mentally ill person whose condition has been exacerbated by fame. He needs help.


He's so heavily involved in the industry you wouldn't realize it. I'm with you naming stuff that is solely his isn't easy. But he really is gifted when it comes to music. Definitely mentally ill and needs a lot of help. But here are some people he's written numerous songs or beats for, just so you know his level of impact.

Alicia Keys
Janet Jackson
Jay Z
Common
Madonna Lil Wayne
John Legend
Christina Aguilera
Mary J blige
Paul McCartney
BonIver
Travis Scott
Daft Punk
Nicki
Rihanna
Andre 3000