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List of every SEC teams fanbase
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:52 pm
A little long but maybe ya'll will appreciate it. Roast it, delete it, or enjoy it. In alphabetical order (that's ABCD for you Mizzou fans)... WTWFY
Alabama: Ever seen those old Nazi recruiting films? Everyone marching in lock-step. Heil Nicky! Most of the guys are wider than they are tall. Will answer to “Gump”. Don’t own any clothing unless it’s crimson (not red…there’s a difference by God). Wears sweatshirts with gym shorts everywhere, any weather. Have no clue what Roll Tide means and can’t tell you either, but it’s ROLL DAMN TIDE everywhere they go. Won’t admit it in public, but have an altar built to Harvey Updyke in their garage. Huge BAMA logo sticker in back window of pickup truck. Walk around with Bluetooth headset in their ear trying to call in to Finebaum. If you see one outside of Alabama, then they’re bandwagon. Still think they should be in playoffs. Think BBQ sauce is white instead of red which is an abomination of BBQ. Preferred mode of transportation: Whatever their mama will let them borrow. Beer: PBR
Arkansas: Actually two very distinct fanbases….NWA Elite and everyone else. NWA Elite are actual Alumni that never left the area after graduating and work for JB Hunt or WalMart HQ. Guys must have hair gel in at all times, and always have on a red polo or white and red checkered button down with a Hog logo that costs at least $200. Everyone Else = never went to UofA but act like they did. Most can be identified by the sound “Woooooooo” they constantly make. If you ask them why they’re a fan, all they know is “because my Diddy was”. End every post with WPS and get pissed when you point out their “A” logo is copied from Alabama. Still crowing about 1964. Will quote to you how many track and field National Championships they have if you question them about success of the football program. Bristles at the fact they are a baseball school now. Want WalMart money to buy Bill Belichek for a coach. Get all their sports knowledge from local uninformed sports shows. Irritates other fan bases by “calling the hogs” if they see another group of hog fans in a restaurant away from home. Preferred mode of transportation: NWA = most popular SUV of the moment (usually white or red in color) with UA Alumni plates. Their game parking pass hangs on the rear view mirror all year long so people can see they have season tickets. Everyone else….Craftsman 42” Lawn Tractor. Beer: NWA Elite = whatever hippie craft beer of the week is…Everyone else = Sam’s Club
Auburn: “High class” portion of Alabama (if that’s possible). Big money boosters getting tired of putting up with Arkansas cast off coaches. Mostly engineers and sales managers. Reside mainly around Mobile or out of state but currently infiltrating Birmingham and driving the revitalizing movement. Owns beach house on Dauphin Island or Gulf Shores. Preferred transportation: Range Rover. Beer: No beer, just wine
Florida: “Jorts” guy, wearing a wife beater. Short, stubby arms tying to do the Gator Chomp. Lives in Florida but hates the beach. Always has a Marlboro tucked behind his ear, but no lighter. Loves the Swamp, and smells like they live in one. Actually never been to a Gator game because they can’t afford the ticket. Preferred transportation: 1978 Chevy Luv truck with the bed removed and dual stacks and a Spurrier bobblehead on the dash. Beer: Natty Light
Georgia: Usually well spoken, educated and decently respectful as football fans. Smoking hot blonde wife (probably a past Peach Festival Queen of her hometown). Wears a visor when golfing. Most don’t actually still live in GA and know Atlanta is a shite hole and full of thugs. Makes fun of Florida fans by referring to the Panhandle as “South Georgia and South Alabama”. Loves football but doesn’t treat it as end of world if they lose and understands the SEC-East is basically a little better than the ACC. Gets pissed if you say “Pee-Can” instead of “Puh-Kahn”. Has condo in Destin. Transportation: Suburban or Escalade. Beer: Heineken
Kentucky: Spends football season posting on basketball message boards. Refers to themselves as “blue bloods”. Doesn’t care that that the football team is the 3rd best in the state. Knows how to pronounce “Louisville” (it’s not Lou-E-ville). Probably knows someone in the family that has a moonshine still. Transportation: Ford F-150 (because they are made there). Beer: Beer??…hell no. Bourbon.
LSU: Can translate Orgeron’s press conference. Will argue with you about tomatoes in Gumbo (hell no!). EVERYONE is TigerBait and it’s not an insult. Has no problem making sure a 5* is “taken care of” if he signs with LSU. Hates Saban for leaving but will tear up when talking about that Natty he brought. Pissed at Miles for being so damn stubborn about offense. Always smell like either shrimp or oil from the refineries. Hated by Arkansas fans but don’t care and really don’t know why. Knows that everyone in Louisiana doesn’t have a Cajun accent and there is a major difference north of Alexandria. Doesn’t get the corndog jokes but oh well. Transportation: 1976 Chevy truck pulling an airboat, unless you’re East Baton Rouge…then it’s a 1984 Caprice Classic with 32” rims. Beer: 40 oz Colt 45 in a paper sack.
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Alabama: Ever seen those old Nazi recruiting films? Everyone marching in lock-step. Heil Nicky! Most of the guys are wider than they are tall. Will answer to “Gump”. Don’t own any clothing unless it’s crimson (not red…there’s a difference by God). Wears sweatshirts with gym shorts everywhere, any weather. Have no clue what Roll Tide means and can’t tell you either, but it’s ROLL DAMN TIDE everywhere they go. Won’t admit it in public, but have an altar built to Harvey Updyke in their garage. Huge BAMA logo sticker in back window of pickup truck. Walk around with Bluetooth headset in their ear trying to call in to Finebaum. If you see one outside of Alabama, then they’re bandwagon. Still think they should be in playoffs. Think BBQ sauce is white instead of red which is an abomination of BBQ. Preferred mode of transportation: Whatever their mama will let them borrow. Beer: PBR
Arkansas: Actually two very distinct fanbases….NWA Elite and everyone else. NWA Elite are actual Alumni that never left the area after graduating and work for JB Hunt or WalMart HQ. Guys must have hair gel in at all times, and always have on a red polo or white and red checkered button down with a Hog logo that costs at least $200. Everyone Else = never went to UofA but act like they did. Most can be identified by the sound “Woooooooo” they constantly make. If you ask them why they’re a fan, all they know is “because my Diddy was”. End every post with WPS and get pissed when you point out their “A” logo is copied from Alabama. Still crowing about 1964. Will quote to you how many track and field National Championships they have if you question them about success of the football program. Bristles at the fact they are a baseball school now. Want WalMart money to buy Bill Belichek for a coach. Get all their sports knowledge from local uninformed sports shows. Irritates other fan bases by “calling the hogs” if they see another group of hog fans in a restaurant away from home. Preferred mode of transportation: NWA = most popular SUV of the moment (usually white or red in color) with UA Alumni plates. Their game parking pass hangs on the rear view mirror all year long so people can see they have season tickets. Everyone else….Craftsman 42” Lawn Tractor. Beer: NWA Elite = whatever hippie craft beer of the week is…Everyone else = Sam’s Club
Auburn: “High class” portion of Alabama (if that’s possible). Big money boosters getting tired of putting up with Arkansas cast off coaches. Mostly engineers and sales managers. Reside mainly around Mobile or out of state but currently infiltrating Birmingham and driving the revitalizing movement. Owns beach house on Dauphin Island or Gulf Shores. Preferred transportation: Range Rover. Beer: No beer, just wine
Florida: “Jorts” guy, wearing a wife beater. Short, stubby arms tying to do the Gator Chomp. Lives in Florida but hates the beach. Always has a Marlboro tucked behind his ear, but no lighter. Loves the Swamp, and smells like they live in one. Actually never been to a Gator game because they can’t afford the ticket. Preferred transportation: 1978 Chevy Luv truck with the bed removed and dual stacks and a Spurrier bobblehead on the dash. Beer: Natty Light
Georgia: Usually well spoken, educated and decently respectful as football fans. Smoking hot blonde wife (probably a past Peach Festival Queen of her hometown). Wears a visor when golfing. Most don’t actually still live in GA and know Atlanta is a shite hole and full of thugs. Makes fun of Florida fans by referring to the Panhandle as “South Georgia and South Alabama”. Loves football but doesn’t treat it as end of world if they lose and understands the SEC-East is basically a little better than the ACC. Gets pissed if you say “Pee-Can” instead of “Puh-Kahn”. Has condo in Destin. Transportation: Suburban or Escalade. Beer: Heineken
Kentucky: Spends football season posting on basketball message boards. Refers to themselves as “blue bloods”. Doesn’t care that that the football team is the 3rd best in the state. Knows how to pronounce “Louisville” (it’s not Lou-E-ville). Probably knows someone in the family that has a moonshine still. Transportation: Ford F-150 (because they are made there). Beer: Beer??…hell no. Bourbon.
LSU: Can translate Orgeron’s press conference. Will argue with you about tomatoes in Gumbo (hell no!). EVERYONE is TigerBait and it’s not an insult. Has no problem making sure a 5* is “taken care of” if he signs with LSU. Hates Saban for leaving but will tear up when talking about that Natty he brought. Pissed at Miles for being so damn stubborn about offense. Always smell like either shrimp or oil from the refineries. Hated by Arkansas fans but don’t care and really don’t know why. Knows that everyone in Louisiana doesn’t have a Cajun accent and there is a major difference north of Alexandria. Doesn’t get the corndog jokes but oh well. Transportation: 1976 Chevy truck pulling an airboat, unless you’re East Baton Rouge…then it’s a 1984 Caprice Classic with 32” rims. Beer: 40 oz Colt 45 in a paper sack.
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Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:53 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Not continued.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:54 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Lame af
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:54 pm to the808bass
He probably should say ‘frick it’ and stop while he’s sort of ahead.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:54 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Mississippi (Ole Miss): Occasionally relevant in football but desperate to be so every year. Will hire any visor wearing coach and tell him to win at all costs while they look the other way. Know the best deals on burner phones. Fans are snooty and most don’t live in Mississippi any longer, usually work as a bank VP. Look down their noses at MSU grads. Can be identified by the blue blazer with button down oxford shirt, and penny loafers (with no socks) they wear on game day even if it’s 115 degrees. Usually going around muttering Ole Miss By Damn! Have the best looking male cheerleaders in the SEC. Hated by Arkansas fans because they steal all their “athletes” from the Delta area of Arkansas. Transportation: BMW. Beer: Coors Light or Corona but prefer a good merlot.
Mississippi State: Do I even have to state the obvious….usually have a cowbell around their neck everywhere they go. Mostly farmers and smell like cow manure on the weekend. Engineers at the paper mill during the week. Most still live in Mississippi and vacation at Graceland. Transportation: Chevy Silverado 4x4 Z71. Beer: Bud Light
Missouri: I actually had to come back and add them in because I forgot them. Pretty much sums them up. Transportation: Dodge Neon with cardboard for rear window and running donut spare on one wheel. Beer: Budweiser on payday (1st of month crazy check)….whatever they can shoplift the other weeks.
South Carolina: Mostly middle class, blue collar respectful fans…until you say Jeff Gordon was better than Earnhardt, then they will show their “3” tattoo. Most understand their position in the SEC and will accept a 7 win season as success. Understand they are the little brother to Clemson. Are always ready for a Cock Fight. Get pissed if you call Darius Rucker “Hootie”. Transportation: Ford Escape. Beer: Busch Light.
Tennessee: Part of SEC royalty as one of the founding members, but were last relevant in the late 90’s and early 00’s. Love to rub the Stoerner Stumble in the face of Arkansas fans. Thankful for Arkansas so they don’t have to be the SEC cellar dweller again this year. Think their colors are burnt orange, but that’s Texas. Tennessee actually is “Dreamscicle Orange”. Got on board the Lane Train for a year, but got burned too. Fans are usually respectful, but how can you be tough with Rocky Top as your fight song. Didn’t recruit home state kid Steve Spurrier, now look at them. Grows corn and grain barley in the backyard and can solder together a copper still faster than rabbits have sex. Hate that Florida-Georgia Line is considered “country”. Transportation: Dodge Ram 4x4. Beer: nah..just moonshine.
Texas A&M (aTm): More money than they can spend, but can’t buy a decent coach. Pretty much the Vandy of the West but without the class. Got tired of being Texas’ bitch and said “F” you, joined the SEC and instantly became hated by Arkansas fans (damn I am seeing a trend here). More CPA’s per capita than any other SEC fanbase. Weirdest fan base in the SEC. Fans belong in a cult and only they know what a “yell leader” is and what the hell he is doing with all those pelvic thrusts. Transportation: Nothing pretentious, just a Toyota 4 Runner. Beer: Lone Star
Vandy: Upper crust fans of the SEC. Highest IQ and SAT scores. Their players will be your player’s boss one day. Engineers, scientists and CEO’s scattered all over the world and don’t give 2 shits about trash talking other fans. Don’t care about coaching searches. Just get a guy in that won’t wreck his Harley with his girlfriend on the back. Baseball snobs that hate The Whistler too if you ask them. Use football to pay the bills at university and nothing more. Transportation: Mercedes during the week, Jaguar on the weekend for road trip. Beer: Stella Artois
Mississippi State: Do I even have to state the obvious….usually have a cowbell around their neck everywhere they go. Mostly farmers and smell like cow manure on the weekend. Engineers at the paper mill during the week. Most still live in Mississippi and vacation at Graceland. Transportation: Chevy Silverado 4x4 Z71. Beer: Bud Light
Missouri: I actually had to come back and add them in because I forgot them. Pretty much sums them up. Transportation: Dodge Neon with cardboard for rear window and running donut spare on one wheel. Beer: Budweiser on payday (1st of month crazy check)….whatever they can shoplift the other weeks.
South Carolina: Mostly middle class, blue collar respectful fans…until you say Jeff Gordon was better than Earnhardt, then they will show their “3” tattoo. Most understand their position in the SEC and will accept a 7 win season as success. Understand they are the little brother to Clemson. Are always ready for a Cock Fight. Get pissed if you call Darius Rucker “Hootie”. Transportation: Ford Escape. Beer: Busch Light.
Tennessee: Part of SEC royalty as one of the founding members, but were last relevant in the late 90’s and early 00’s. Love to rub the Stoerner Stumble in the face of Arkansas fans. Thankful for Arkansas so they don’t have to be the SEC cellar dweller again this year. Think their colors are burnt orange, but that’s Texas. Tennessee actually is “Dreamscicle Orange”. Got on board the Lane Train for a year, but got burned too. Fans are usually respectful, but how can you be tough with Rocky Top as your fight song. Didn’t recruit home state kid Steve Spurrier, now look at them. Grows corn and grain barley in the backyard and can solder together a copper still faster than rabbits have sex. Hate that Florida-Georgia Line is considered “country”. Transportation: Dodge Ram 4x4. Beer: nah..just moonshine.
Texas A&M (aTm): More money than they can spend, but can’t buy a decent coach. Pretty much the Vandy of the West but without the class. Got tired of being Texas’ bitch and said “F” you, joined the SEC and instantly became hated by Arkansas fans (damn I am seeing a trend here). More CPA’s per capita than any other SEC fanbase. Weirdest fan base in the SEC. Fans belong in a cult and only they know what a “yell leader” is and what the hell he is doing with all those pelvic thrusts. Transportation: Nothing pretentious, just a Toyota 4 Runner. Beer: Lone Star
Vandy: Upper crust fans of the SEC. Highest IQ and SAT scores. Their players will be your player’s boss one day. Engineers, scientists and CEO’s scattered all over the world and don’t give 2 shits about trash talking other fans. Don’t care about coaching searches. Just get a guy in that won’t wreck his Harley with his girlfriend on the back. Baseball snobs that hate The Whistler too if you ask them. Use football to pay the bills at university and nothing more. Transportation: Mercedes during the week, Jaguar on the weekend for road trip. Beer: Stella Artois
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:54 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Fail
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:55 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
And there it is.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:56 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
This is so embarrassing. You should delete this
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:57 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
This is bad and you should feel bad
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:57 pm to ExtraSpecial
But he worked so hard on it.
That’s a minimum of 2 hours of Louisiana huntin and peckin on a keyboard.
That’s a minimum of 2 hours of Louisiana huntin and peckin on a keyboard.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:57 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Laughing at how much time you spent on this
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:59 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
This is so cringy, but Sid's "And there it is" comment made me lol for real.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 6:59 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
quote:
Mostly middle class, blue collar
I’m fricking triggered
This is embarrassing and disrespectful
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 7:04 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
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Transportation: Ford F-150 (because they are made there).
The f-150 is made in Missouri.
The f-250 is made in Kentucky.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 7:04 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Some Gems:
Bama: Preferred mode of transportation: Whatever their mama will let them borrow.
LSU: Beer: 40 oz Colt 45 in a paper sack. (My dad)
MSU: Most ... vacation at Graceland.
Mizzou: Beer: Budweiser on payday (1st of month crazy check)
A&M: Weirdest fan base in the SEC. Fans belong in a cult
Vandy: Baseball snobs that hate The Whistler too if you ask them.
Not bad.
Bama: Preferred mode of transportation: Whatever their mama will let them borrow.
LSU: Beer: 40 oz Colt 45 in a paper sack. (My dad)
MSU: Most ... vacation at Graceland.
Mizzou: Beer: Budweiser on payday (1st of month crazy check)
A&M: Weirdest fan base in the SEC. Fans belong in a cult
Vandy: Baseball snobs that hate The Whistler too if you ask them.
Not bad.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 7:08 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
You left out aTm, but a picture is worth 1,000 words...
Posted on 12/9/19 at 7:10 pm to CFFreak
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Gems
You would be a fine member of a studio audience.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 7:16 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
Ain't nobody reading all of that
Posted on 12/9/19 at 7:19 pm to samson73103
I didn't expect the Bama fans to actually read anything. Not your strong suit. Maybe you can get an Auburn fan to read it to you.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 7:27 pm to Fayetteville Tiger
The time this guy spent on this and the first page is just people shitting all over it 
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