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re: Let's list things you can't stand about the Florida Gators
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:27 am to CBandits82
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:27 am to CBandits82
They lost to Bama in 2009, causing the Saban shitshow to begin. Without that NC, the shine would've worn off before it started.
Oh, and my oldest son has started being a fan of UF too, cause his buddies at school are. Gotta get him back to Alabama soon, and into some beautiful Navy blue and burnt orange. Not that gay baby blue and hunter orange.
Oh, and my oldest son has started being a fan of UF too, cause his buddies at school are. Gotta get him back to Alabama soon, and into some beautiful Navy blue and burnt orange. Not that gay baby blue and hunter orange.
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:34 am to CBandits82
The state is comprised of white trash and Yankees.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:39 am to southernboisb
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Make it a real home/home setup like everybody else.
I agree with this 100%. The rivalry would be much more enjoyable.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:41 am to CNB
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Jaws is about a shark, not an alligator
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:44 am to CBandits82
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. Their color scheme is fuggin atrocious. Orange and Blue is terrible.
> Yea this is just terrible. I hate that I get to see it every night.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 8:58 am to CBandits82
1. Mullen, that’s about it. Up until now, Florida had always been my second favorite team. I grew up watching Spurrier and the Fun & Gun with Shane Mathews and others. Now that Mullen is there, I will not pull for them this year except for their game against MSU
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:54 am to CBandits82
The chomp thing they do with their arms. It's so stupid and childish. It's like, "Show me what an alligator does, little Bobby!" I can't decide if that's worse than Arky calling the hogs. Both are utterly embarrassing.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:00 am to CBandits82
they have gingivitis
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:45 am to southernboisb
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They think 1 hour from Gainesville is considered a neutral site while the other team has a 5 1/2 hour trip.
Make it a real home/home setup like everybody else.
We tried that and I am good with it.
1994 UF 52-14 UGa in Gainesville
1995 UF 52-17 UGa in Athens
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:48 am to CBandits82
You dickbags just can't stand our success, in everything.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:49 am to bengalbait
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Yea this is just terrible. I hate that I get to see it every night.
Okay, two questions. Is that really the scene you see every night from your backyard, and which lake do you live on?
I gotta say, I want to see that every night, too. Just not on football uniforms.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 11:50 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:51 am to Grit-Eating Shin
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The chomp thing they do with their arms. It's so stupid and childish. It's like, "Show me what an alligator does, little Bobby!" I can't decide if that's worse than Arky calling the hogs. Both are utterly embarrassing.
Understood, but we actually do have some fans that bark at people, and some LSU fans do throw loaded up balloons at people, so it's kind of hard to complain too much.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:56 am to CBandits82
Urban Meyer,what a condescending,dishonest prick.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:34 pm to DawgsLife
Thousands of them do it in unison, as if it's some sort of second-rate pride parade. Every one of them should be humiliated.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:46 pm to southernboisb
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What's with the knife ankle strap?
It’s florida man, gotta fend off sharks, hookers, and scissor wielding homeless dudes without arms. It’s a wild place.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:01 pm to jvilletiger25
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Let's list things you can't stand about the Florida Gators
Kentucky fans - 31 straight losses
Vandy fans - 30 of 31 losses
Georgia fans - 21 of 28 losses and 3 out of 4
Tenn fans - 12 out of 13 losses
LSU fans - 32-29-3 series record and hurricane payback
MSU fans - Florida stole our GOAT coach
USCe fans - 26-9-3 series record and USCe has our worst coach in recent history and we keep reminding them of it.
Bama fans - UF cost them a couple more Nattys in 2006 and 2008
Arkansas - 9-2 series record. Tebow Heisman over McFadden
Auburn and Mizzou have nothing to hate us over at this time.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:37 pm to UFMatt
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LSU fans - 32-29-3 series record and hurricane payback
its pathetic that we have a losing record to friggin Florida.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:46 pm to CBandits82
We also have a winning record in Baton Rouge. 
Posted on 7/12/18 at 2:31 pm to CNB
None of your songs are about chickens. 
Posted on 7/12/18 at 3:17 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
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Thousands of them do it in unison, as if it's some sort of second-rate pride parade. Every one of them should be humiliated.
Legitimate point. I'm not crazy about it, either.
On the other hand, they really haven't been doing it as much lately.
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