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Let’s hear some good Aggie jokes

Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:15 am
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13389 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:15 am
Aggies think they might win this week
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:16 am to
Have you heard about Fisher's offense lately? That is a great Aggie joke
Posted by Streelman
Southeast
Member since Dec 2020
1374 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:17 am to
3 guys in a bar one with Arkansas hat, bama hat, Aggie hat…bar tender says which two of you carry the SEC….Aggie tried to raise his hand…bartender cut him off called him an Uber. Came up with it on my own under 45 seconds.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
3709 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:27 am to
ColoradoAg goes to the Urologist. The doctor tells him he absolutely has to stop masturbating. When ColoradoAg asks 'Why' the doctor says, "So I can examine you!"
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5428 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:28 am to
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Aggies think they might win this week

Hogs riding high after that 38-27 victory over Missouri State. A truly dominating performance.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
18283 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:29 am to
That joke is horrible.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17721 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:30 am to
The history of Texas A&M.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
18283 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:32 am to
They gave up 350 passing yards. Luckily y’all don’t have a QB or any pulse when it comes to passing.

Arkansas will ball control and dominate y’all with defense. Going to be App St 2.0
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Let’s hear some good Aggie jokes

I have 100,000,000 of them. Which one do you want to hear?
Posted by BigSlick
No Idea
Member since Jan 2013
1206 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:45 am to
What's the most useless thing on a woman?
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4926 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:48 am to
Midnight yell

Men cheerleaders

College Station


That’s enough Aggie jokes for the day
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
70077 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:49 am to
What do you call a dinosaur who cheers for A&M

A mega soreass

What do you call an A&M fan in a wheelchair

RollAIDS
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
53012 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:50 am to
quote:

I have 100,000,000 of them. Which one do you want to hear?

#247,698
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98240 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:50 am to
How do you get a one armed Aggie out of a tree?








Wave

Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5515 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:56 am to
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Wave




Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
20950 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 10:58 am to
Her vocal cords
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
22343 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:09 am to
Where is the best place for an A&M Heisman winner to hide from the police?

Arkansas.


They will never look for a Heisman winner there.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61360 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:11 am to
quote:

How do you get a one armed Aggie out of a tree?








Wave


I don't know. I heard not a single howdy was acknowledged.
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3582 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:14 am to
Aggie walks into a bar with a large, colorful parrot on his shoulder. Bar tender says, "Wow, where'd you get him?"

Parrot says, "College Station, there's hundreds of 'em."
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 9/18/22 at 11:14 am to
Stop me if you've heard this one:


2 Texas A&M fans walk into a butt..
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