re: Let’s hear some good Aggie jokes

How do you stop an Aggie from jacking off?

Paint his dick orange and white, and he won't beat it for years.

Q. Why is it illegal for golf courses in Brazos County Texas to have ball washers?
A. .aggy kept getting their balls stuck and injured (many had to be surgically removed) in the washers, causing slow play for the other golfers.

Met this aggy and introduced himself as Jathon ( I thought was kind of a wierd name not Jason or Ethan but Jathon) Anyways I'm kinda bad at remembering names so I try to use it in conversation a lot so I can remember so I ask him "Jathon where do you live?..Jathon what do you do for a living?.... Jathon did you graduate from A&M?".... and he got this strage look on his face like I did something wrong and said " Are you mething with me?"

Go easy on International_Aggie. He was just fired from his new job. Fired on the first day actually. He was working the front desk at The Stella Hotel in Bryan, TX. As he was checking in a little old lady, she said, "Please make sure the pornography on the TV in my room is disabled." International_Aggie looked at her and said, "What?!? It's just regular pornography, you sick freak!"