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Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:33 pm
Posted by The Scofflaw
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2014
961 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:33 pm
Those nasty sips are a rotten bunch. They don't think, they KNOW they're better than us.

They also have an superiority complex. Being an Ag, I had to put up with this my hole life. Wedgies, wet willies, turds in the boots, TU chads straight up stealing your gf, you name it.

Here's the thing, we're 16 months older than them! But what do people think of Texas college sports? Those damn T-Sips.

And for what reason?! WE're the richest team in all of the USA! Don't look up the head-to-head record. Who cares about that r-right? Only the H2H record since scholarship limits should count *puts up fake championships from WW1*

I'm so glad we found our real family. It was a nightmare with dadd-I mean TU *winces*

W-we're over them now. Why would we want to play them now anyways, we're SEC now. We're f-family right?

I just hope Bama crushes whoever they play. An Aggie's 2nd favorite team is Alabama's that week. Roll Tide and Gig em!

Little brother my arse!

This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 2:45 am
Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4069 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:35 pm to
Texas alter right here.

Eta: Texas is a forgotten program. Y'all can't stay relevant even though every bit of talent in your whole shite show conference comes from your state.
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 11:39 pm
Posted by biclops
Member since Oct 2011
6149 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:36 pm to
Effort - 4/10
Cleverness - negative 14/10
Desperation - 40/10
Posted by AuburnCO08
Member since Nov 2017
891 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:36 pm to
Upvote for effort, now porn bomb this 1 and done alter
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37427 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:37 pm to
0.0/10
Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2459 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

Being an Ag, I had to put up with this my hole life.
Which hole?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33139 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:04 am to
quote:

Being an Ag, I had to put up with this my hole life. 

quote:

Which hole?

Being an Ag...
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20460 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:31 am to
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 12:34 am
Posted by The Scofflaw
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2014
961 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:43 am to
I hate to admit this, but aTm will forever be mocked for running away from an assbeating only to run into the arms of a new assbeater *sucks thumb* We money whipped him and now REALLY need Jimbo to bring home the goods
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 2:51 am
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10855 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:46 am to


Well done. Turds in the boots was a nice touch.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:48 am to
Shut the frick up, Randy.
Posted by aggy
Member since Oct 2018
18 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 9:46 am to
Can someone give little brother a Kleenex? He's embarrassing himself in front of the in-laws.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79820 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 10:50 am to
3 out of the first 12 posts in this thread, including the **** OP, are by alters.
Posted by bigdog
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
465 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:48 pm to
Serious question: How do you know they are alters?
Posted by aggy
Member since Oct 2018
18 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:03 pm to
Serious question II: WTF is an alter?
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:07 pm to
An alter ego; in this case, one posing as a fan of another team, usually a rival.

4 in 10 posters on this site are people attempting to denigrate their rival fanbase via an alter ego. The successful ones piss off lot of people.
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

aggy


Fig. 1
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79820 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:13 pm to
Very easy. All you have to do is search for posts and topics on the A&M board by the poster in question.

For all of these, that total is zero, which is a red flag for alter.

We screen those who post on our board thoroughly to weed out alters like the **** OP.

You can request entry if you aren't an Aggie, but if you claim to be one you will be very closely vetted.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 7:16 pm
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