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Lanes first speech to Tiger Players soon

Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:02 pm
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2289 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:02 pm
Hey guys, nice to meet you. Man it stinks here and not just the football team. We have to clean this place up starting from the toilets. Most of you will be in stripes soon, so before that happens, we need your speed and athleticism to hopefully do what I just did at Ole Miss. Sure we didn’t play the best teams in the conference, and yes I shite on the players in the end, but you can trust me. I know titties, I mean titles when I see them, and although I’ve never actually won anything as a head coach, we can be winners at life. Well maybe not all of you but some of you. I’m just here for the money.



Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
125010 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:03 pm to
Ole boy was chubby at FAU.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
10025 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

I’m just here for the money.


He's taking less than what Ole Miss offered.

Another Gump melting about the LSU coaching hire. I love it.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
36669 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:04 pm to
quote:


He's taking less than what Ole Miss offered.


Source?
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40072 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
17747 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8300 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

I know titties, I mean titles when I see them

Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2289 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:08 pm to
Sauces??
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25218 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:11 pm to
Melting over this is a bad look.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
87783 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:12 pm to
melt bitch
Posted by HurricaneCamille
Member since Oct 2024
1940 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:12 pm to
Racist much?
Angry all the time?
Or, just trashy?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135563 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:19 pm to
Trying to imitate the swamp people voice will be funny
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2289 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:30 pm to
Nothing Lane said was untrue
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Gimme Vaughn
Okmulgee
Member since Jul 2021
1530 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:33 pm to
Nah. It will be this:

Don't worry fellas, when DeBoer leaves Bama, I definitely won't be taking that job. You have nothing to worry about.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
21860 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by DivePlay
Member since Sep 2012
1242 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Racist much?
Angry all the time?
Or, just trashy?


You race cultists are too much. This is your school directly shutting down a charity hospital after Katrina so LSU could direct the funds to a new shiny medical facility.

Your school killed poor blacks in urban New Orleans so you could build something expensive.

quote:

Within days of the restoration of Charity’s first three floors being fully completed,
Sergeant Johnson had requested and “arranged for the delivery of powerful state of the art
generators from General Electric, which would have the capacity to provide power to floors 3
through 19 on a longer-term basis” – only to have “LSU officials, in my presence, refused to
accept the generators, and as a result, General Electric took them away.” LSU, backed by state
officials, ordered an end to all efforts to reopen Charity Hospital (Johnson 2009, pp. 2-5). 33

LSU officials also warned its workers not to return. Indeed, Charity Hospital security
intimated that if they did, the workers would be charged with criminal trespassing. Charity
Hospital was then permanently closed by September 30, 2005 (Moises 2009b, p. 121).
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2289 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:38 pm to
Exactly! Typically when someone points the fingers, there’s 3 pointing right back at them.

Posted by Loganville Vols
Loganville Georgia
Member since Feb 2021
1262 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:38 pm to
The Whore has landed.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
8085 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:38 pm to
It will be a spinoff of a past gif.

Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
22834 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

Gump melting


If by Gump melting you mean laughing at this shite then yes we are all melting.


Also good day to you sir
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