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Lane is like an entitled, perpetually unsatisfied ex wife
Posted on 9/20/26 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 9/20/26 at 12:43 pm
Lane's ex husband (Ole Miss) did everything asked of him supporting Lane during their time together. Ole Miss adored Lane and was loyal to the point that she repaid that loyalty by monkey branching to the shiny new object and the perceived greener grass in Baton Rouge taking 3 of his ex husband's kids with her in the process.
Lane decided to show back up at her ex husband's house yesterday to prove that she picked the better suitor. Lane couldn't understand why her ex husband's friends and family members were being so mean and saying mean things about her. After all, what's wrong with still being friends?
Ole Miss responded by having its way with Lane and kindly reminding her when she left that while he appreciated the visit they weren't going to be friends and he bet on the inferior man (LSU) and she would have to live with her choice.
Lane decided to show back up at her ex husband's house yesterday to prove that she picked the better suitor. Lane couldn't understand why her ex husband's friends and family members were being so mean and saying mean things about her. After all, what's wrong with still being friends?
Ole Miss responded by having its way with Lane and kindly reminding her when she left that while he appreciated the visit they weren't going to be friends and he bet on the inferior man (LSU) and she would have to live with her choice.
Posted on 9/20/26 at 12:53 pm to BoarEd
Just doing my best Willy impression ??
Posted on 9/20/26 at 12:55 pm to Govt Tide
Yeah, but Ole Miss married him knowing what he was.
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:21 pm to Govt Tide
Kiffin suffers from childhood abandonment trauma, whether real or manufactured.
It’s why he always has to be the person who leaves first.
It’s why he always has to be the person who leaves first.
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:25 pm to Govt Tide
Lane is the only coach I've seen that's constantly trashed by other fans for leaving for what he perceived as a better job.
For a comparison, people don't trash DeBoer for leaving Washington after making a natty.
People don't trash Elko for lying to Duke and leaving in the middle of the night.
Nobody cares that Sumrall left Tulane in a playoff run.
Is it because Lane did it before with Tennessee?
For a comparison, people don't trash DeBoer for leaving Washington after making a natty.
People don't trash Elko for lying to Duke and leaving in the middle of the night.
Nobody cares that Sumrall left Tulane in a playoff run.
Is it because Lane did it before with Tennessee?
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:27 pm to geauxbrown
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Kiffin suffers from childhood abandonment trauma
Got a feeling the reason he got into football was so his dad would pay attention to him.
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:29 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Lane is the only coach I've seen that's constantly trashed by other fans for leaving for what he perceived as a better job.
Yeah if you ignore all his other shitty actions and self centered behavior… that’s the reason why everyone hates lane!
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:30 pm to Neutral_Observer
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trauma Got a feeling the reason he got into football was so his dad would pay attention to him
You absolutely nailed it.
He obviously struggles with childhood issues of his Father being gone, away from home. He followed his Father into football looking for a way to prevent him from ever leaving him.
It’s a terrible trauma that took me into my 50’s before realizing I was the problem.
This post was edited on 9/20/26 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:32 pm to SidewalkTiger
or maybe consider that lane has twice now been on a playoff team and removed from his duties against his will while the playoffs were still going.
he is without question the most selfish frick up in the sport and it’s been proven many times over at this point. he’s the most self destructive individual in the sport as well, a nepo baby who was given every opportunity but can’t get out of his own way, the big reason for his terrible career record against teams with a pulse, same win percentage as houston nutt against ranked teams. ppl notice things like that.
but sure delude yourself into pretending this is about ppl mad that he “wanted a better job.” if that’s what it takes.
you’re about to get the full lane kiffin experience, you will understand soon enough. the reality of who he is will be clear as day to you when this is all over i assure you.
he is without question the most selfish frick up in the sport and it’s been proven many times over at this point. he’s the most self destructive individual in the sport as well, a nepo baby who was given every opportunity but can’t get out of his own way, the big reason for his terrible career record against teams with a pulse, same win percentage as houston nutt against ranked teams. ppl notice things like that.
but sure delude yourself into pretending this is about ppl mad that he “wanted a better job.” if that’s what it takes.
you’re about to get the full lane kiffin experience, you will understand soon enough. the reality of who he is will be clear as day to you when this is all over i assure you.
This post was edited on 9/20/26 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:32 pm to Govt Tide
Oh my god, stop crying already.
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:32 pm to BoarEd
This is spectacular:


This post was edited on 9/20/26 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:33 pm to Neutral_Observer
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Yeah if you ignore all his other shitty actions and self centered behavior… that’s the reason why everyone hates lane!
All of the other reasons are fair, I get why people don't like him generally.
The narrative about him constantly leaving jobs is interesting though. He doesn't move around any more than any other coach, really.
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:35 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Is it because Lane did it before with Tennessee?
It’s because Kiffin has fricked over every program he has touched
Posted on 9/20/26 at 1:38 pm to Fleurs
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or maybe consider that lane has twice now been on a playoff team and removed from his duties against his will while the playoffs were still going.
Huh?
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but sure delude yourself into pretending this is about ppl mad that he “wanted a better job.” if that’s what it takes.
Again, I get why some of you hate him. I just find the leaving Ole Miss narrative to be an odd justification.
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you’re about to get the full lane kiffin experience, you will understand soon enough. the reality of who he is will be clear as day to you when this is all over i assure you.
I have no illusions about Lane Kiffin. I think he's a selfish and immature person who happens to be a good football coach. He's paid to win football games and that's all I really care about from a personality standpoint.
Posted on 9/20/26 at 2:03 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Lane is the only coach I've seen that's constantly trashed by other fans for leaving for what he perceived as a better job. For a comparison, people don't trash DeBoer for leaving Washington after making a natty. People don't trash Elko for lying to Duke and leaving in the middle of the night. Nobody cares that Sumrall left Tulane in a playoff run. Is it because Lane did it before with Tennessee?
One of my alma maters is D-II Valdosta State.
It’s given that if a coach wins at VSU, and most do, that they are going to leave. It’s just the reality.
When Hal Mumme left for UK, he tripled his salary and moved from 12 hour bus rides to taking a jet to games. His triples salary is chump change compared to modern contracts. VSU fans aren’t mad that he left, but we still hold a grudge over his not coming back to Valdosta with the team after a playoff loss. Instead, he jumped on a private plane to Lexington.
Chris Hatcher played at VSU. As a coach, he led us to our first national championship. When he doubled his salary to be the head coach at Georgia Southern, we celebrated his success, and he is still revered at VSU.
David Dean won two national championships. He left for a FBS OC job, but he left with class, and is still revered at VSU even though later he ended up as head coach of our biggest rival.
Kerwin Bell won a national championship, and likewise left for a FBS OC job with no hard feelings.
The next guy, a VSU alum, led us to a national championship game but got embarrassed. He resigned in the hotel lobby after the game and then jumped a plane to be announced as an FCS head coach. The hard feelings abound.
The guy after him did the same thing three years later and then and later made an arse out of himself, and created hard feelings.
Lane has a track record of leaving the wrong way. You already mentioned his bolting from UT. Then you have his getting fired at Bama. It’s understandable that he would leave to take a HC job, but he created a huge distraction forcing Saban to fire him.
It’s understandable to leave FAU for Ole Miss. He was making just under $1m at FAU, and his initial salary at Ole Miss was just under $4m.
He created an absolute circus around his status as Ole Miss’ coach, and then he followed that up with the NFL player circus.
…and yet you ask why he and his actions are perceived the way they are.
Posted on 9/20/26 at 2:06 pm to New Money
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…and yet you ask why he and his actions are perceived the way they are.
I understand the other things, as stated above, that's fair. He's immature and dramatic, etc.
But this thread is about him being "perpetually unsatisfied" and leaving for greener pastures.

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