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Lane is exactly who we thought he was

Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:06 am
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:06 am


A baby back bitch!
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
22310 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:08 am to
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Lane is exactly who we thought he was

Did you think this at this time last year?
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
29243 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:09 am to
Well Lane won at life look at him now vs ANTAF lolol
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
29101 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:09 am to
It will be interesting to watch the fallout of his offseason stupidity this upcoming weekend. He set the match in Oxford, and the OM team and fans are going to be extremely motivated.

Posted by geauxcoco
Greenville, SC
Member since Apr 2007
13403 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:09 am to
And you have Pete Golding
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
90153 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:10 am to
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And you have Pete Golding


Who, of course, was who they really wanted all along.
Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
15954 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:11 am to
You're going to be on suicide watch by halftime.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
8131 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:12 am to
I suspected he was a poof with the hot yoga obsession.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:13 am to
You sound like an idiot.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
9258 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:13 am to
A great coach who rebuilt a flailing OM team.
Posted by Conferencefan
Member since Sep 2026
24 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:13 am to
The college football season was a relentless slasher film, and Lane Kiffin was its unstoppable monster.To his SEC rivals, Kiffin wasn’t just a coach; he was the Jason Voorhees of the gridiron. No matter how many times the media declared his momentum dead, or how many times a powerhouse program thought they had buried him, he always rose from the depths of the lake, visor intact, ready to terrorize defensive coordinators.The comparison wasn’t lost on the league. Traveling to play Kiffin's team felt exactly like a group of unsuspecting teenagers wandering into Crystal Lake. The opposing team would start the game full of hope, only for Kiffin’s lightning-fast offense to strike out of the shadows. Just when a defense thought they had forced a punting situation—crack! Kiffin would go for it on fourth down, slicing through their strategy with an aggressive play-call that left the stadium dead silent.Much like Jason’s iconic, rhythmic ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah echo echoing through the woods, opposing coaches could hear the impending doom in the stadium speakers. Except Kiffin's soundtrack was the relentless ticking of a play clock and the squeak of a whiteboard marker drawing up another deep shot. He didn't carry a machete; he carried a laminated play sheet, but the damage felt just as clinical, cold, and inevitable.By the fourth quarter, as the scoreboard lit up and the walk-ons took the field, the exhausted opponents could only watch Kiffin walk off the turf. He wouldn't celebrate wildly. He would just adjust his headset, stare blankly into the cameras, and prepare for the next victim. You could try to outrun him, but Lane Kiffin, like Jason, always caught up.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
8131 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:13 am to
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And you have Pete Golding


A guy who completed his football career and is respected by every player and coach he has coached with.


And you have poopy shoes Kiffin getting clowned on so hard he quit the team and his daddy got him a GA job.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
3103 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:14 am to
You’re continued temper tantrums def prove you were a tough guy and def not exactly like everything you are posting about him.
Posted by BayouCowboy
Member since Dec 2012
16853 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:14 am to
This is hilarious. This is the epitome of the bullies that relive the days of picking on a guy in school while they wait on the next car to hit the drive through at Burger King. Meanwhile that kid is now the CEO of a fortune 500 company.

Boy, they got him good.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
8131 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:15 am to
For posting what his former teammates said about him? Must feel super gay rallying behind a guy still trying to be the coolest kid in college because he was a fricking loser when he was actually in college. 50 year old man btw.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
8131 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:16 am to
Poopy shoes Kiffin lmao
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
29243 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:16 am to
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And you have poopy shoes Kiffin getting clowned on so hard he quit the team and his daddy got him a GA job.


Just wondering, did you just start calling him poopy shoes or did you call him that the whole time he was the coach of old piss rebuilding that dumpster of a program
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
67572 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:17 am to
All I interpreted is you want to shite in his shoes


Kinda ghey
Posted by Brotorious
NOLA
Member since May 2013
745 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:17 am to
That is exactly how we feel about Ole Miss. Hobby Lobby!
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
8131 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:19 am to
I found out his teammates pooped in his shoes and had so little respect for him this morning. New book came out about him. He looks like a massive loser.
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