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Kifin doesn't like the pressure
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:14 pm
to immediately have overwhelming success. According to several sources with inside knowledge of inside things, he thought he would have at least five years to build things his way.
He has stated to these sources that he also doesn't like the governor of the state meddling in his business and stealing the spotlight from him. He feels all the attention should always be on him and him alone because he is the main character in the story.
Another concern for Kifin, according to high level sources, is that the teen girl population at the school all have a peculiar odor about them that he doesn't like and he compares it to bell peppers and almost putrid shrimp.
He says the girls at Ole Miss smelled like fragrant magnolias and wild, springtime azaleas and considers that aspect of his leaving Ole Miss a giant failure on his part.
He has stated to these sources that he also doesn't like the governor of the state meddling in his business and stealing the spotlight from him. He feels all the attention should always be on him and him alone because he is the main character in the story.
Another concern for Kifin, according to high level sources, is that the teen girl population at the school all have a peculiar odor about them that he doesn't like and he compares it to bell peppers and almost putrid shrimp.
He says the girls at Ole Miss smelled like fragrant magnolias and wild, springtime azaleas and considers that aspect of his leaving Ole Miss a giant failure on his part.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:15 pm to CtrlAltDel
Alabama should hire him after deBoer leaves for USC
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:15 pm to CtrlAltDel
They don’t smell like stale corn dog and vagisil?
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:16 pm to CtrlAltDel
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:16 pm to Nasty_Canasta
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They don’t smell like stale corn dog and vagisil?
Honestly, it probably just depends on which day he gets them. The sources, surprisingly, didn't mention corn dogs though.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:17 pm to CtrlAltDel
What's really bad is that this guy [CtrlAltDel] thinks that he's actually clever.
I honestly think that he does.
I honestly think that he does.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:18 pm to The Baker
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Alabama should hire him after deBoer leaves for USC
Personally, I believe Beamer is not going anywhere this season so, the question is mute.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:18 pm to GoldenDawg
He wants to be Bill Taylor so bad.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:18 pm to GoldenDawg
He wants to be Bill Taylor so bad.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:18 pm to GoldenDawg
He wants to be Bill Taylor so bad.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:19 pm to CtrlAltDel
Speaking of not liking pressure.
Yah boy looks like he’s stroking out.
Yah boy looks like he’s stroking out.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:19 pm to GoldenDawg
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What's really bad is that this guy [CtrlAltDel] thinks that he's actually clever.
I honestly think that he does.
Don't shoot the messenger, broDawg.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:20 pm to subotic
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He wants to be Bill Taylor so bad.
Got you so mad you are triplicating. That's always a win for whoever can achieve that.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:21 pm to CtrlAltDel
Same source also cites that Coach Demure is uncomfortable with all the curse words thrown around in college football and is considering retiring to take up motivational speaking
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:23 pm to CtrlAltDel
Was going to edit, but the thread sucks anyway.
I will admit, your misspelling of Kiffin did slightly rustle one of my Jimmies.
I will admit, your misspelling of Kiffin did slightly rustle one of my Jimmies.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:23 pm to The Baker
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Alabama should hire him after deBoer leaves for USC
Pfft. As previously discussed, the Number One Candidate is already lined up.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:26 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:26 pm to SETH6180
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Same source also cites that Coach Demure is uncomfortable with all the curse words thrown around in college football and is considering retiring to take up motivational speaking
Sounds like you are just making stuff up now. I am quoting sources with inside knowledge of the inside of the inner workings of the athletic department.
Kifin is also said to feel like the LSU fans are too rowdy and boorishly, faux masculine and need to be more refined, worldly, and metro oriented and sophisticated like he is.
I guess that is just another way of saying he thinks LSU fans are dumb idiots who have no class or refinement like he displays.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:30 pm to subotic
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Was going to edit, but the thread sucks anyway.
I will admit, your misspelling of Kiffin did slightly rustle one of my Jimmies.
How 'ya going to edit three furiously typed out identical responses within seconds of each other? Kifin would be laughing his arse off at your dumb arse for allowing yourself to be rattled so easily.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:33 pm to oleheat
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That's badass. Is this real?
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