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re: Kifin doesn't like the pressure

Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76776 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 2:59 pm to
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What's really bad is that this guy [CtrlAltDel] thinks that he's actually clever.

I honestly think that he does. 

There are several Alabama posters here who make it abundantly clear that they desperately need attention.

OP keeps getting banned for his constant attention whoredom.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:01 pm to
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Dear Facebook


I'm just relaying what the general feeling about Kifin is by these sources that I can't name at this time.

They kind of creep them out, his whole personality. They fear he is going to involve LSU in something much worse than just getting them to the point of almost being removed from the SEC after being the coach for less than a year.
Posted by Sir Thomas
Member since Oct 2026
19 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:01 pm to
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CtrlAltDel

Good advice, you should follow it
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
49610 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:05 pm to
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I'm just relaying what the general feeling about Kifin is by these sources that I can't name at this time.


Oh, you got sources

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They fear he is going to involve LSU in something much worse than just getting them to the point of almost being removed from the SEC after being the coach for less than a year.


By doing what, exactly?
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:05 pm to
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There are several Alabama posters here who make it abundantly clear that they desperately need attention.

OP keeps getting banned for his constant attention whoredom.


I'm new here, mouth. I've never been banned. I do have some great sources though and they have even commented on you.

They want me to relay to you that you don't have to post in every fricking thread ever created on SEC Rant.

They believe you have a much higher opinion of your opinions than is warranted and sometimes everyone on the board wishes you would just shut the frick up and skip maybe one thread, unlike you have been able to do for the last 7 years.
Posted by Sir Thomas
Member since Oct 2026
19 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:17 pm to
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by by CtrlAltDel


When did the voices in our head start counting as sources?
Posted by LSU4Life2021
In the dump known as Mississippi
Member since Dec 2021
1504 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:19 pm to
What a crock of fabricated BS...typical 'Bama fan and I can assure you nothing is further from the truth
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:21 pm to
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What a crock of fabricated BS...typical 'Bama fan and I can assure you nothing is further from the truth


That a lot of assuming from someone that probably doesn't even have sources like I have sources.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76776 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:21 pm to
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I'm new here, mouth. I've never been banned


My advice to you is to get a new VPN and some better material.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:28 pm to
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When did the voices in our head start counting as sources?


I first got in contact with the sources right after the retard mayor of New Orleans, Helena Moreno, told Kifin to get a national championship while presenting him with the keys to the city.

He thought she was a moron and was putting way too much pressure on a first year coach who was just trying to enjoy being the Grand Marshal on the Endometriosis float.

My sources say he lost a lot of enthusiasm for LSU right when that happened.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:31 pm to
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My advice to you is to get a new VPN and some better material.


My advice to you is to not post in every single thread ever created, Mouth. People get tired of your monotonous droning and your tactic of trying to always get the last word by sheer volume of posting.

Sometimes your style doesn't work, as you have found out with me.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76776 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:35 pm to
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My advice to you is to not post in every single thread ever created, Mouth. People get tired of your monotonous droning and your tactic of trying to always get the last word by sheer volume of posting


Knowing that my posts bother you makes me want to double my efforts.


Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18609 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:38 pm to
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Deboer looks constipated in that picture. He looks like that every time you see him. Always got that grimace going on.


Kalen is a gender neutral name meaning slender, narrow or fair. HIs hair has already fallen out and he's scared of loud music. He's not cut out for life in the SEC. The only question is whether he bolts for another job or Altie gets banned again first.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 3:43 pm
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:41 pm to
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Knowing that my posts bother you makes me want to double my efforts.


Your tactical style doesn't bother me; I find it amusing. You are quick to misinterpret things.
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
4503 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:46 pm to
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Kifin doesn't like the pressure


But it's so easy to follow Saban.

DeBoer is loving the crazy expectations of all the sidewalk fans Bama has acquired over the last decade.
He's gotta wear the hoodie. Not the T-shirt. He doesn't have the correct expression on his face. I think it's true that only fans with crazy expectations are the majority posters.
I guess that includes me.

At least he was man enough to take the job.

Alabama is probably at the bottom of the "BlueBlood" list when it comes to money.

Sure, we had a good run of under the table boosters. And still do. But 50 million per year is kinda crazy. At least by my financial income.

So, we may become a lower tier team that's dangerous if overlooked.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76776 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:47 pm to
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Your tactical style doesn't bother me; I find it amusing. You are quick to misinterpret things.


Sources tell me you are seething. Yikes.
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
4503 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:48 pm to
interpret " Only Fans" how you want
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:51 pm to
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But it's so easy to follow Saban.

DeBoer is loving the crazy expectations of all the sidewalk fans Bama has acquired over the last decade.
He's gotta wear the hoodie. Not the T-shirt. He doesn't have the correct expression on his face. I think it's true that only fans with crazy expectations are the majority posters.
I guess that includes me.

At least he was man enough to take the job.

Alabama is probably at the bottom of the "BlueBlood" list when it comes to money.

Sure, we had a good run of under the table boosters. And still do. But 50 million per year is kinda crazy. At least by my financial income.

So, we may become a lower tier team that's dangerous if overlooked.


WTF are you talking about? Stay on topic.
Posted by countrytiger60
Larose
Member since Sep 2018
4919 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:53 pm to
get a life you moron. you must be a huge embarrassment to your parents.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1527 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 3:53 pm to
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Sources tell me you are seething. Yikes.


This is my wheelhouse. I'm enjoying every moment of this thread. It's no surprise you are in it; you are in every thread ever made here.

I'm just giving you something to think about in the future. Be a little more picky about threads you join and try to not seem so needy and bat-shite crazy as if you literally have nothing else in the entire world to do but post here.
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