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re: Joe took the Heisman and the natty, now he’s taking your women

Posted on 1/19/20 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by Keeper (LSU)
Member since Aug 2005
757 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 1:50 pm to
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Your Google history must be a war zone.


Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44018 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 1:55 pm to
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Sister informs me that women love a man who radiates confidence & is ambitious.

Women love a man who is:
Funny.
A protector.
A gentleman.
Takes care of his mama.
Is sarcastic (within reason).
And treats his lady like the jewel she is.

Ambition isn’t my kink.
Posted by Dawgvet
Woodstock
Member since Sep 2012
551 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 2:37 pm to
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Joe took the Heisman and the natty, now he’s taking your women


...and a lot of Penicillin
Posted by Pussykat
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
3889 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:32 pm to
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but he’s most definitely not a hottie.


What??!!!!
Posted by Enos Burdette
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Dec 2019
693 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:33 pm to
First heaux is from New Jersey. Probably would, but an important question here. When did half the GD student population in the SEC start coming from the northeast and Midwest and all other manner of brown snow piled, fried chicken-less, Co-cola is soda, bro-country middle of nowhere?

This is what will kill us eventually. When Muffett and The Situation from Rhode Island get in UGA ahead of Jimmy Joe Jones from Claxton whose been going to UGA games all his life. Fast forward a few years and they’re back in the NE being ratchet AF and talking about how ignorant southerners were when they were slumming down in Athens. Jimmy Joe’s dollars, heart, and interest meanwhile belong to something outside SEC football because he never got on campus.

That’s how it all dies right there.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44018 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:36 pm to
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quote:

but he’s most definitely not a hottie.


What??!!!!

I agree—not a hottie.
But that’s irrelevant.
I’m sure he’s a good guy, and most women will tell you (accurately) that’s the key factor.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30886 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:40 pm to
The saddest part is the amount of time you took skulking around women's twitter accounts to find all this.
Posted by DeepBlueSea
Member since Jan 2018
773 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 4:18 pm to
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Just imagine if he was actually good looking- not says he’s an ugly dog- but he’s most definitely not a hottie.


He’s not classically handsome, no. But he’s confident, smart, successful, athletic, has a nice arse, and isn’t too proud to let everybody see that he has a soft side for poor kids. Unless you have the face of a gargoyle you’ll pretty much have your pick of female companions.

Hell, if I were single and a few years younger, IWHI.

Edit: I’m a girl, just so there’s no confusion. Lol
This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 4:23 pm
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 4:34 pm to
It’s news to SoloCam that women/college girls are attracted to potentially wealthy, confident, successful men because he’s not any of those.

Or more likely SoloCam is a cuck who wants Joe to frick his wife while he watches and masturbates.
Posted by DeepBlueSea
Member since Jan 2018
773 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 4:40 pm to
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Any guy could look like the the bottom of your feet, if he was about to become Rich, those skanks would've tweeted out the exact same thing

Sadly these are the same skanks that'll try to "me too" some Boss they worked for after they tried to get a promotion based on how they performed on their knees


Oh, you. Always such a ray of sunshine.
This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 5:20 pm
Posted by CXSteve
Member since Oct 2012
855 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 5:22 pm to
He better enjoy it now. Cincinnati full of fats and the Bengals suck forever.
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23716 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 5:27 pm to
Questions about Joe..LSU is not known for having ugly women. Does he have a GF? If not, why not?
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32635 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:33 pm to
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cajunbama
Lol you’re such a pussy. God I can’t imagine how much your life sucks that you have to create alters and talk to yourself

What a melting little pussy
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32635 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:37 pm to
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Questions about Joe..LSU is not known for having ugly women. Does he have a GF? If not, why not?
He’s got a gf. They’ve been together since he was at OSU



Posted by moester75
Anne Arundel County, MD
Member since Oct 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 8:53 pm to
If I were Joe I’d of known quite a few LSU volleyball players in the Biblical sense.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:12 pm to
You are taking groupism to a new level.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:41 pm to
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It’s news to SoloCam that women/college girls are attracted to potentially wealthy, confident, successful men because he’s not any of those. Or more likely SoloCam is a cuck who wants Joe to frick his wife while he watches and masturbates.


Wanted to bump this post of mine. This post caused SoloCam to make a response thread
Posted by bogeypro
North Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4052 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 9:44 pm to
Its sad.... all these women throwing themselves at joe and all he's trolling for is dick behind the Walmart.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32635 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 10:08 pm to
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The saddest part is the amount of time you took skulking around women's twitter accounts to find all this.
No the saddest part is your reading comprehension. Look at the thread one more time Mr. 50th in education
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32635 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 10:09 pm to
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Tillman
T-Law was the best QB we’ve played in 3 years easily. You guys are gonna win it all next year, congrats on a Greta season and a fantastic 2nd place
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