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It's official : Butch Jones in Tuscaloosa solely to be the butt of jokes

Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:30 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:30 pm
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Marq Burnett
@Marq_Burnett

Josh Jacobs said the players always joke on Butch Jones because he’s never had an opportunity to smoke a cigar after Alabama-Tennessee.

“That’s one of our goals for him to experience that.”


Saban's softening has added comic relief to the Process.




This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 1:32 pm
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Josh Jacobs said the players always joke on Butch Jones because he’s never had an opportunity to smoke a cigar after Alabama-Tennessee.

“That’s one of our goals for him to experience that.”


10erC should definitely make this bulletin board material.

Not that it will matter. But whatever they can use to motivate themselves.

They put up a fight in 2009 and 2015.

Maybe they can at least keep it close until halftime.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:33 pm to
I refuse to feel sorry for Butch. Stop trying to make me.
Posted by sand mountainDvalues
Member since Oct 2018
8718 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:33 pm to
Lmao I need a video of him in a coughing fit after inhaling
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54085 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:34 pm to
I honestly have no idea what his role is on the team.

All joking aside what does Butch do on a daily basis at Bama?

Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

I refuse to feel sorry for Butch. Stop trying to make me


The man was producing Champions of Life and you betrayed him.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

I honestly have no idea what his role is on the team.

All joking aside what does Butch do on a daily basis at Bama?


I truly believe that Sexton told Saban he had to let him be an analyst for a year while Sexton figured out where to get him hired next.

All the previous "analysts" were damaged goods with an elite/very good skillset : Locksley as talent evaluator, Sarkisian and Kiffin as offensive minds, Freeze would have been as an offensive mind, Werner as a QB guru.

Butch has nothing.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Lmao I need a video of him in a coughing fit after inhaling





It's gonna be like an episode of Mad Real World with all our D-Linemen making him smoke and yelling at him.








Chad is Butch, Butch is Chad
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 1:38 pm
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17317 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

All joking aside what does Butch do on a daily basis at Bama?




He's essentially paid to scout.

The guy who thought Jalen Hurd was a better offensive weapon than Alvin Kamara, is paid for his opinion on opposing personnel.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:42 pm to
Jones looks like a constipated bulldyke
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3370 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Butch has nothing.

Well, he'll always have this :
(On not going for two against Florida while
ahead by 12)
"We had great confidence in our defense, so we felt comfortable in that decision."
Butch Jones
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

I honestly have no idea what his role is on the team.


SCENE: Alabama coaches' meeting. Coach Saban, Coach Locksley, Coach Lupoi, and many others are sitting around a conference table.

SABAN: Aight, everyone, let's get this started. [He turns to a young grad assistant sitting in a corner] John, is Coach Jones still on the premises?

JOHN: No, sir, he left a few minutes ago to get your drycleaning.

SABAN: Good. You been doing what I told you?

JOHN: Yes, sir, I've been following him around and writing down everything he says.

SABAN: Aight. So, Mike, what's the plan for this week?

LOCKSLEY: Well, in film we noticed that their DBs like to play pretty far back off the line, so we figure we ought to work a lot of quick outs to the receivers in the game plan. And we-

JOHN: [clears throat] Uh, excuse me, Coach.

LOCKSLEY: What is it?

JOHN: Coach Jones made that same suggestion to me just a little while ago.

SABAN: Well that rules that out.

LOCKSLEY: [Sighing] Ok, yeah, can't do that, then. We'll figure something else out.


etc., etc.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:03 pm to
Did he go to Bama just to get back at Tennessee? Is that what this was really about?
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:42 pm to
Butch Jones is definitely a "Bama man."
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Jones looks like a constipated bulldyke



Aren't *all* of them constipated?
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49146 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:46 pm to
He always looks like a giant pimple that's ready to pop.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
20762 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:49 pm to
Tennessee fans have had a lot of low points over the last decade, but I can’t imagine it getting much lower than seeing videos/photos of Butch Jones smoking a celebratory cigar after the Vols lose to Alabama for the 12th straight year.

That would be like Auburn trotting out Shula in 2007 and have him wave his thumbs in the air.
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 2:49 pm
Posted by thedudeabides
Member since Jan 2011
846 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

what does Butch do on a daily basis at Bama? 

Saban's errand boy
Posted by UAtide11
Member since Apr 2014
2190 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Butch Jones


Nobody should feel bad for him. People should feel bad for Tennessee. They are paying a guy, that's going to come into their house and embarrass them, $200k/month.

And they will be doing so for the next 28 months
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 3:29 pm
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 10/16/18 at 3:27 pm to


If you can't beat em?

This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 3:29 pm
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