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Its not the beer cans thrown at our players as much as them throwing Mich Ultra cans,

Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:32 pm
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
17429 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:32 pm
that has to be one limp wristed crowd.... Do you have to have a lisp to drink it? Did they lose a bet and have to run and throw it with their left hand while their buddies video it.... like a lost fantasy football bet....

This is the South Damnit....
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
14284 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21658 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:36 pm to
Is ultra the skinny ones? Like Virginia Slims?
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
8386 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:39 pm to
UGA football fans are not football smart - you think you deserve Guiness thrown at your players? GFY
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
11022 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:46 pm to
Drinking Ultra is pretty friggin gay.

Hell. Yell Leaders don’t even do that.

Having said that, I hear UGA fans like Ultra because the cans fit well in their boyfriend’s mouths. Not exactly sure what that’s about.
Posted by medium_okra
City of Central
Member since Oct 2019
658 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:47 pm to
OP drinks Bud Heavies and wears 46" Waist Wranglers like a real man.
This post was edited on 10/14/26 at 1:52 pm
Posted by TouchdownAlabama
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
2735 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:50 pm to
You’re right, we should’ve gone the Texas route.

Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
17429 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:51 pm to
You being Tamu, I would guess you know this from experience .mn
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
17429 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:54 pm to
Bourbon you fairies.
Posted by medium_okra
City of Central
Member since Oct 2019
658 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:58 pm to
Some of us aren't ok with being an alcoholic AND fat.
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
8192 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:59 pm to
The pussiest of beers.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
17429 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 2:01 pm to
You are an LSU fan so I guess you are.
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
2084 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 2:09 pm to
Nope...myan is wearing coveralls with 2 of the three buttons on the side undone.
Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
3130 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 2:15 pm to
I mean, I don't drink beer, but what makes that beer with @ .8 less alcohol any more ghey than Bud or Miller?
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
15099 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 2:32 pm to
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Having said that, I hear UGA fans like Ultra because the cans fit well in their boyfriend’s mouths. Not exactly sure what that’s about.


Hell if a gay man's boyfriend needs a mouth that a damned beer can will fit in comfortably so the gay man's pecker will fit comfortably the gay man is a helluva man despite him being gay....the slim can has a circumference of nearly 7 inches. Most men would love to have a circumference of 4.5 inches....the gay man would have to be gay 'cause he'd be woman killer....and not in a good way....
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
15099 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:13 pm to
Folks love them some mick ultra though...it is somehow though to be OK to drink even for those who have a problem with alcohol. It is also thought to be some sort of low cal alternative, and I guess it is BUT it is still what, 90 empty calories per can????I guess if you drink a 12 pack of it and only swallow 1100 empty calories instead of 2400 that is a win?

I just checked - it is 95 calories. Guiness is 125 and has a gram of protein somehow. Guiness for the win....
Posted by DawgsLife
Ellijay, Ga.
Member since Jun 2013
62980 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

UGA football fans are not football smart - you think you deserve Guiness thrown at your players? GFY


Congrats on your teams great season! I know y'all are looking forward to the playoffs.
Posted by Sid E Walker
BackdoorU ©
Member since Nov 2013
26178 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
24467 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:15 pm to
If you're gonna throw some alcohol at me I want shots!
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6446 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Its not the beer cans thrown at our players as much as them throwing Mich Ultra cans,



Looked like White Claw cans to me
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