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It's Meltdown Time! Week 4

Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:04 pm
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11309 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:04 pm
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State bringing it.

quote:

I’m fricking sick of it. I’m sick of going into every thread and seeing countless people telling me to relax because my quarterback “is such a tough QB”..
There is nothing fricking tough about a QB that 1.3 rushes per fricking carry...
There is nothing fricking tough about a quarterback that is on pace for FEWER touchdowns than he had last season with a frickING DAN MULLEN COACHED TEAM.
There is NOTHING frickING VALUABLE ABOUT A QUARTERBACK THAT COLLAPSES AS SOON AS OSIRUS MITCHELL IS frickING COVERED.
But I have to go into every frickING single thread in this sub about his tough and listen to countless people tell me to calm down because dude your QB is so tough bra
No stfu YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO FEEL. My team hasn’t made the frickING SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME since 1998. I’ve heard this rebuilding term thrown around for a frickING decade so don’t even talk to me about trusting some goddamn process BULLDOGS fans I’m sick of my team
When I die I want NICK FITZGERALD to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one more time
AND ITS frickING RAINING RIGHT NOW IN THIS GODDAMN TOWN
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:06 pm to
Wow!!! MELT! you sweet arse motherfricking bitch!

I need a smoke to relax after reading that one.
Posted by Rillo
Member since Aug 2018
605 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:08 pm to
Holy shite that’s bad.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62852 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

When I die I want NICK FITZGERALD to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one more time


I need to remember this one.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:13 pm to
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a QB that 1.3 rushes per fricking carry...


I also hate it when a QB has low rushes per carry!
Posted by MSUcoast
Gulfport, MS
Member since Oct 2014
637 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:15 pm to
oh Lord that is great, and I feel ya brah
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:16 pm to


That's how it's done boys
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18006 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:18 pm to
Virginia Tech with some good ones..

We should rename the ACC "Clemson and Friends"

Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18191 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:18 pm to
Thank god. Been waiting on this all week!
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

wow underdog Va Tech showing a lot of heart

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:19 pm to
I think UK defense
8 seniors
2 juniors

Hard to get much going on a senior laden squad
Posted by Shawn Spencer
The Spirit World
Member since Nov 2011
1185 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:23 pm to
From the Oregon fan base lol

quote:

September 22, 2018, was a historic day. It marks the first time a police escort was ever needed for a football end zone pylon. Unfortunately, the police were bribed, and the young pylon was sold to the place where orange things go to die: Neyland Stadium.
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:24 pm to
Vols got a shoutout

(oregon fan)

quote:

September 22, 2018, was a historic day. It marks the first time a police escort was ever needed for a football end zone pylon. Unfortunately, the police were bribed, and the young pylon was sold to the place where orange things go to die: Neyland Stadium.


Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44735 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Is it really a duck hunt if the duck pulls the gun on itself?


Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
3736 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:25 pm to
My poetry didn’t make it in

:(
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18191 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

When I die I want NICK FITZGERALD to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one more time




I'm laughing but god knows I've been there, just change the name.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:27 pm to
quote:


I need to remember this one.


Yeah, that's a good line.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:29 pm to
I suppose it could be who I'm a fan of but I've heard that line countless times before about 'letting me down one more time'.

It's still funny but the melter didn't come up with it on his own.

Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18191 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

You don’t kenfricky with Kentucky


I'm sure I've heard the grave one before but its still funny. Kenfricky with Kentucky is relatively new to me though
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:32 pm to
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
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