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re: Is your team building a lazy river by your stadium?

Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:51 am to
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:51 am to
quote:

as I watch my team

Based on the artist’s rendering, that’s going to be awfully tough.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12275 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:52 am to
Yeah, we've got one. Didn't even have to build it.

Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
9415 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:53 am to
No, why the frick would we and who the frick cares? I go to a football stadium to watch a game. If I want to float on the lazy river I'll go to Geyser Falls.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 9:54 am
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13006 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:56 am to
People don't attend UCF because of the football team.

They attend there because:

1) They couldn't get into UF or FSU
2) They are majoring in Hospitality (which has a satellite campus next to Universal)
Posted by Dennis4LSU
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Sep 2008
4481 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:02 am to
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UCF’s is almost complete. This will allow me to float on an inter tube while consuming adult beverages as I watch my team go 12-0 again next season. #ChargeOn.
....who gives a shite
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
5887 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:06 am to
LINK

The new apartment complex going up behind Williams Brice Stadium will actually have a lazy river. You can see a rendering of it in the attached link. It should be ready for Fall 2020. I don't really understand the need/want for it, but oh well.
Posted by SadUCFKnight
Member since Jun 2008
2620 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:07 am to
We are 35-4 over 3 seasons. Unlike Florida or LSU.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Is your team building a lazy river by your stadium?


You know football season is in the fall right? And you live in Florida where it's also hurricane season.

But to answer your question:

Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:08 am to
Yet no real championship.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15391 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:09 am to
Didnt you just lose your title sponsor for your stadium? Whats it like to be broke?
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 10:15 am
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3369 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:10 am to
Buy a "premium package", pay $2,500 and you
get to float around on a tube in water mixed
with fellow fans relieving themselves of those
"adult beverages"---then go watch a big game
against opponents like E. Carolina or UConn ?
Sounds like a blast.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52473 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:27 am to
Who needs a lazy river when you have the Mighty Mississip on your doorstep? Oh wait, we have a lazy river too.

Posted by Cur
Currahee Mountain
Member since Jun 2019
13 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:30 am to
Watch out on that tube, Fulmer wants to eat soma dat arse.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:47 am to
Congrats on the pee.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 10:49 am to
Floating down a piss river is gross...
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17152 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 11:04 am to
I mean we have this. Not at the stadium, but I am sure out national championship trophies have visited the UREC at some point.

Posted by SadUCFKnight
Member since Jun 2008
2620 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 11:15 am to
Yes the dildo Florida legislature run by Gators blocked it bc they didn’t want UCF to make 35 million.
Posted by ForeverGator
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Member since Nov 2012
13006 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 11:17 am to
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Yes the dildo Florida legislature run by Gators blocked it bc they didn’t want UCF to make 35 million.


I'm sure that's it.

Roofclaim.com

You should be happy they blocked that.

Why hasn't Disney sponsored it since you guys believe you're in Orlando?
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 11:21 am to
Sounds like UCF’s beef ought to be with the insurance conglomerate and not with Florida’s legislators.
quote:

Even though UCF’s cash-strapped athletic program could desperately use that influx of working capital, the deal was killed because Roofclaim.com is an arch-enemy of the state’s massive insurance conglomerate. Roofclaim.com is a subsidiary of Jasper Contractors, a high-volume roofing company headquartered in Atlanta. The company, like many others in the industry, cashed in on a loophole that has cost insurance companies mega-millions of dollars.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22634 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Who needs a lazy river when you have the Mighty Mississip on your doorstep?


Pretty much everyone who doesn't like swimming in shite...
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