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Is your team building a lazy river by your stadium?

Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:23 am
Posted by SadUCFKnight
Member since Jun 2008
2620 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:23 am
UCF’s is almost complete. This will allow me to float on an inter tube while consuming adult beverages as I watch my team go 12-0 again next season. #ChargeOn.
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1722 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:29 am to
Will be filled with e-coli and herpes. Your women are skanks and your AD is an invertebrate.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98813 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:29 am to
Shouldn’t you be more worried about your stadium collapsing instead?

Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
11689 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:30 am to
championship programs like UCF gets the best
Posted by Datfish
Member since Sep 2018
789 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:31 am to
I'd rather float on a lazy river too instead of watch my team lose to teams like Pittsburgh, Tulsa, and Cincinnati
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:31 am to
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watch my team go 12-0 again next season

Didn't UCF lose 3 games this year? And got thumped by LSU last year?
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8100 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:33 am to
quote:

I'd rather float on a lazy river too instead of watch my team lose to teams like Pittsburgh, Tulsa, and Cincinnati


Arkansas needs a lazy river ASAP.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
64916 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:34 am to
Who is this guy really?
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6755 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:34 am to
Oh man, that's the lamest and most Orlando thing I've ever heard. Enjoy your ride in that river of salmonella to your bouncy house and hope that you get an AD with the balls to play Florida on the only terms that matter here: theirs. Then and only then might you make the first of many, many steps in receiving the validation you so desperately crave but just can't seem to reach.
Posted by CFFreak
Rjyh, AL
Member since May 2019
8765 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:36 am to
quote:

UCF’s is almost complete. This will allow me to float on an inter tube while consuming adult beverages as I watch my team go 12-0 again next season. #ChargeOn.



How'd you like that NC game against your buddies, Clemson?

How does that purple and gold Tiger dick taste?

Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13000 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:37 am to
Your stadium name was about to be changed to Roofclaim.com Stadium until the Florida Legislature stepped in and stopped that.



Have fun on the lazy river next to Roofclaim.com Stadium while contracting pink eye, herpes, and the coronavirus.

Plus, your campus is not in Orlando, despite what you think. It's hardly a paradise in eastern Orange County (a half mile from Seminole County). You're closer to Bithlo and Christmas than you are to Orlando.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 9:40 am
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43950 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:37 am to
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float on an inter [sic] tube while consuming adult beverages

Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1722 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:37 am to
But seriously, this is THE definition of polishing a turd. You play is a stadium surpassed by HS stadiums.

Deal with your bitterness.
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1313 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:39 am to
Hello Orlando! Will boy bands perform at halftime? Will they dump slime on students in the stands or have bubble filled dance parties at the concessions? Sounds legit.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13000 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:41 am to
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Hello Orlando!


This is a misconception perpetuated by OPs like this one.

They are not located in Orlando. They are located in unincorporated eastern Orange County. They're about 18 miles away from Orlando city limits.

They're closer to the mud bugging town of Bithlo than they are to Orlando.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 9:45 am
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:43 am to
Fitting, lazy river, lazy team, lazy trolls.
Posted by OSTiger77
Ocean Springs
Member since Nov 2017
1688 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:43 am to
Nothing conjures up college football feelings like sweating on an inter tube in a crowded arse river of human waste and spilled daiquiris in the scorching Orlando sun. Might as well tailgate at Disney.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:44 am to
Shouldn't take long to float around that stadium. I've seen bigger high school stadiums in GA.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13000 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:48 am to


Is this the piece of shite you're bragging about, OP?

That's a mighty lazy river they're building. It's not in the stadium, it doesn't circle the stadium, it's just a large cesspool outside of the stadium.



Much like UCF trying to claim nattys, they like to embellish a bit.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15578 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:50 am to
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SeaCay

Is your team building a lazy river by your stadium?
Will be filled with e-coli and herpes. Your women are skanks and your AD is an invertebrate.






I'm sensing some slight dislike.....
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