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Is Auburn officially "Low T U"?

Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:24 am
Posted by GoldenSombrero
Member since Sep 2010
2651 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:24 am


Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:26 am to


Those Frank Thomas commercials crack me up. The ladies hint at cucking their husbands and everyone just laughs.
This post was edited on 4/18/18 at 6:50 am
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 6:34 am to
Na Vandy.


They have No T.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 8:06 am to
aTm is for sure they just don't have any noteworthy alum anyone has heard of to help push the sale of a product
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:20 am to
We have Bo Jackson and Frank Thomas.

Arkansas has.... wait... who do yall have again?
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:24 am to


Arkansas athletes stay classy
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:30 am to
quote:

GoldenSombrero


With his bum hip made out of space shuttle parts, Low T, and baseball bat breaking PMS, Bo would still start in your backfield next year.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:34 am to
They have matt jones
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Those Frank Thomas commercials crack me up. The ladies are hint at cucking their husbands and everyone just laughs.


same. First of all these 40 year old white ladies probably have no idea who frank thomas is if they saw him in public. Then openly hitting on him right in front of the husbands! "Big hurt? More like the big hunk!" Then frank talking about the bedroom benefits, basically pointing out these dudes probably aren't satisfying their ladies.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:43 am to
I thought he was s spokesman for the ashley madison website first time i caught the middle of the commercial
Posted by grey
Member since Aug 2015
3344 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:44 am to
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:48 am to
Maybe one of them is a tranny?
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:53 am to
quote:

They have matt jones




I forgot about that dude.

He has a legit argument to be in discussion for biggedt SEC freak athlete

He was just so shitty at football no one talks about him
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50205 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:53 am to
I am shocked that a juicer now needs more T to stay healthy.
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
15874 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:54 am to
quote:

First of all these 40 year old white ladies probably have no idea who frank thomas is if they saw him in public. Then openly hitting on him right in front of the husbands! "Big hurt? More like the big hunk!"

To be fair, both of Big Hurt's wives have been white women and there are plenty of fanboy husbands left in Chicago who would probably allow this.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11077 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:55 am to
Maybe we're the only ones still trying to get laid after 50!
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 9:57 am to
quote:

He was just so shitty at football no one talks about him


I get the OP is trolling Auburn but you went too far on this one.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 11:55 am to
Gus got the low-T man boobs happenin
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 12:17 pm to
He does need a mansier
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:12 pm to
quote:


I get the OP is trolling Auburn but you went too far on this one.



I'm serious, Matt Jones' athleticism to football skill level is near all time bad

Let's put this in perspective, Matt Jones dominated Cam Newton's combine in nearly every measurement despite being even taller, similar weight and likely on crack while testing.

Matt Jones 6'6 3/8 HT 242LB


40: 4.37
10yd split: 1.53
Vert: 39.5 in
Broad: 10ft 9in
20YD Shuttle: 4.2


Cam Newton 6'5 HT 248LB


40: 4.59
10yd split: 1.58
Vert: 35 in
Broad: 10ft 6in
20yd Shuttle: 4.18
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