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I'm compiling receipts in case LSU manages to somehow win with a QB that can't throw

Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:29 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
75489 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:29 pm
And a defensive coordinator who can't stop mobile quarterbacks.

Is there a single Ole Miss fan here who hasn't previously guaranteed a win this weekend? Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
3093 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:31 pm to
Fighting the good fight soldier.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
75489 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:32 pm to
There will be a lot of deflection attempts, but I just want to make sure all Ole Miss fans aren't guilty of guaranteeing a victory.

There was a lot of emotional ranting in December and January.

Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
52041 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:33 pm to
I talked a lot of shite before this game last year and we lost. I'm staying mostly quiet on this one but if we win, I'll for sure be louder
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 4:27 pm
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
3093 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:36 pm to
My brother in Christ, you cannot worry with such things.

Say as much as you want.
As loud as you want.
Posted by Dixie.Reb
Oxford
Member since Jul 2013
3616 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:38 pm to
None of the legit ole miss fans have said LSU will definitely lose. I just pointed out that Leavitt is an average QB at best, and I expect Ole Miss to score at least as many points as they did last year.


Best guess? LSU wins by 4. Something like 31-27. But wouldn’t be shocked by anything from 7 point ole miss win to 14 point LSU win. The difference between those is 2-3 plays.

So screenshot this for your receipts.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
36022 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:39 pm to
This is what weaponized autism on a message board looks like people.


When the the thread was made earlier paging sidewalk for his savant power of message board receipts he was compelled to comply
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
75489 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

This is what weaponized autism on a message board looks like people.


When the the thread was made earlier paging sidewalk for his savant power of message board receipts he was compelled to comply


Calm down, you thought Clemson was going to actually win.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
29118 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:44 pm to
Doing the Lords work.
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
12353 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:47 pm to
Just to be clear, I do not guarantee a LSU victory. I want LSU to win, i think LSU could win, but as of now I'm going 50/50 toss up

Gone out of my way not to shite talk this week
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
29118 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:48 pm to
Cajunbanana

Didn’t you think Clemson was going to beat LSU?
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
16553 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:50 pm to
Add these.

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Posted by SidewalkTiger on 9/15/25 at 12:32 pm to SEC Doctor

Kelly has a winning record vs Lane at both LSU and Notre Dame.

He also has a better overall winning percentage and a better winning percentage at current job.



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Posted by SidewalkTiger on 8/2/25 at 5:20 pm to TrueLefty

Brian Kelly
Win Percentage Central Michigan .543
Cincinnati .850
Notre Dame .739
LSU .725 Total - .728

Lane Kiffin Win Percentage
Tennessee .538
USC .651
FAU .675
Ole Miss .710 Total - .671

Kelly is also 4-2 vs Kiffin 2-1 at Notre Dame vs USC 2-1 at LSU vs Ole Miss So by the actual metrics, Kelly is better than Kiffin. Saying they're equalish is just my opinion based on talent levels, etc.



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Posted by SidewalkTiger on 5/30/25 at 11:32 am to VFL67 quote: Not really sure what Lane Kiffin has done to be ahead of Heupel. He beat Heupel in year 1 but besides that no metrics support kiffin being better than Heupel unless the attitude is ole miss is a harder place to win.

Heupel probably belongs ahead of him, just based on overall win percentage.


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Posted by SidewalkTiger on 2/12/25 at 11:40 am to Landmass

That wasn't technically a rule change, it was basically just a warning memo from Sankey. It could also be argued that it was directed in large part toward Kiffin, hence the decrease in your fake injuries.


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Posted by SidewalkTiger on 12/22/24 at 3:12 pm to wadewilson quote: I wouldn't trade coaches, but I could see the logic in flipping Kelly and Drinkwitz.

Meh, he's .600 at Mizzou. Sure he has less talent but he also plays a relatively weak schedule every year. I wouldn't trade Kelly for either Kiffin or Drink.


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Posted by SidewalkTiger on 11/25/24 at 10:49 am to olemissfan26 quote: What is his excuse? Kiffin and DeBoer are better coaches than Kelly.

Kiffin has a worse win percentage and a head to head losing record to Kelly. Pretty hard to make the case that he is a better coach.




Posted by Dotarian
Midwest
Member since Oct 2012
1812 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:54 pm to
I'm getting the same vibe from the LSU/OM game that I did last night before the Chiefs/Donkeys played.

Most people were guarded in their comments - Does Denver still have the best defense in the NFL? Can Bo Nix get back to form against a reeling Chiefs team? Can Mahomes really do anything on his rebuilt leg that doesn't require crutches? Is Walker going to be another bust at RB for the Chiefs?" And, the best one was "How many times is Bennito going to clown rookie UDFA LT Benson and put Mahomes on his arse?"

So many hedging their bets. As a Chiefs fan, I was optimistic but seriously worried about Mahomes and Co. starting out the season against Denver - especially since he hadn't played a single down in the pre-season.

But Big Mo is pretty much unbeaten, and when Delane picked off Nix during Denver's first possession you could feel the air start to leak out of Denver's offense. By the middle of the third quarter they'd basically given up the game.

That's how I feel the LSU/OM game will go - whomever can come out and establish some momentum from the opening bell will likely have the advantage throughout the game. Other than that, the two teams are roughly equal on paper (neither has been really tested), and both have some diamonds to lean on and some warts to deal with.

I'm looking forward to a good game that ends with LSU leaving with the W - hopefully without Kiffin getting rushed to the ER for head injuries from thrown batteries and golfballs.
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
2956 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 3:58 pm to
The melt when Chambliss gets run down and sacked for the first time. Will be awesome.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
75489 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

None of the legit ole miss fans have said LSU will definitely lose. I just pointed out that Leavitt is an average QB at best, and I expect Ole Miss to score at least as many points as they did last year.


Best guess? LSU wins by 4. Something like 31-27. But wouldn’t be shocked by anything from 7 point ole miss win to 14 point LSU win. The difference between those is 2-3 plays.

So screenshot this for your receipts.


Dixie.Reb is one Ole Miss fan who did not guarantee a win.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9487 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:05 pm to
Ohhh Dammmn !!!!
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6996 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:09 pm to
Well, so far, he looks about like Mateer. Are you ok with that?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
75489 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

Well, so far, he looks about like Mateer.


Absolutely, Ole Miss should win easily.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
53308 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

This is what weaponized autism on a message board looks like people.

Says the guy who 95% of his posts are about LSU
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