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re: If you think about it a mullet really is just plain practical for a football player
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:15 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:15 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
quote:You already posted this in your fanbase's collective meltdown on the Ewers recruiting board thread. Guess you weren't getting enough attention, but feel free to tell us since there's some sweet zinger in there that will really show those meanie t-sips a thing
A tale of two quarterbacks' final year of high school football.
QB 1: 302-436-6 passing for 4851 yards and 55 TD, 115 carries for 767 yards and 23 TD rushing
QB 2: 159-241-5 passing for 2442 yards and 28 TD, 32 carries for 133 yards and 3 TD rushing
See if you can tell who is who.
quote:The latter.
You must have been born in 1998 or later
But fun fact: since that 1997, A&M has never beat Texas by 11 points or more. Texas has done so 7 different times (including 6 years in a row), which was half of the games that were even played
This post was edited on 12/13/21 at 11:19 pm
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Posted on 12/13/21 at 11:18 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Trevor Lawerence doesn’t have a mullet. Also You gotta have the personality to match your Mullet. Gardner Minshew is the first QB that comes to mind for me.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 12:14 am to XWing atAliciousness
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Texas Tech never beats us.
Michael Crabtree says "Hi".
Posted on 12/14/21 at 12:17 am to CGSC Lobotomy
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You must have been born in 1998 or later. The 1988 and 1997 teams were leaps and bounds worse than the 2021 version.
The 1997 version lost 66-3 at home to an unranked team while ranked in the top 10.
To recap how bad your 1997 team was.
66-3 loss to UCLA at home. (still the worst home loss ever by a top ten team)
42-16 loss to Oklahoma State (pre-Les Miles)
37-29 loss to Missouri (pre-Gary Pinkel)
47-30 loss to Colorado
23-21 loss to Baylor (the Dave Roberts version)
24-10 loss to Texas Tech (pre-Leach)
The only thing your team did well that season was beat a John Blake Oklahoma team and only lose to A&M by 11 (when it was raining so hard they had to stop the game after the cannon fired because no one could see anything)
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XWing
How does that feel to get your shite pushed in THAT deep on a message baord??
This post was edited on 12/14/21 at 12:18 am
Posted on 12/14/21 at 12:17 am to MackDaddyBrown
Nothing in Texas but queers and steers
Posted on 12/14/21 at 12:43 am to XWing atAliciousness
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You already posted this in your fanbase's collective meltdown on the Ewers recruiting board thread. Guess you weren't getting enough attention, but feel free to tell us since there's some sweet zinger in there that will really show those meanie t-sips a thing
Then tell me which one is Ewers and which one is the other one, that Ewers is a near mirror image of.
Posted on 12/14/21 at 12:46 am to Gideon Swashbuckler
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Michael Crabtree says "Hi".
They've won twice since then (both within the last 10 years)
2015: Texas Tech 48, t.u. 45
2017: Texas Tech 27, t.u. 23
Posted on 12/14/21 at 12:47 am to MackDaddyBrown
Looks like he should be fricking other dudes and training tigers.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:03 am to Gideon Swashbuckler
quote:Because he brought up a rough season for texas that happened almost 25 years ago?
How does that feel to get your shite pushed in THAT deep on a message baord??
If that's getting "shite pushed in" then I have some unfortunate news for you regarding the more recent 2000 alabama football team.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:06 am to MackDaddyBrown
Screw all that.
Get Mossed.
Get Mossed.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:20 am to MackDaddyBrown
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Really just makes him look like a chick.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:26 am to EKG
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Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:29 am to MackDaddyBrown
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mullet
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ooking cool
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:33 am to MackDaddyBrown
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Can't lose to Kansas if we're not playing them after this season.
Is Kansas leaving the BDF? 'sip and Chokelahoma ain't coming to the SEC till 2025. Apparently neither one of them can afford to leave early.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:33 am to MackDaddyBrown
Bookmarked
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:34 am to XWing atAliciousness
That's a mane, not a mullet.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:39 am to XWing atAliciousness
Never said we didn’t have any players with locks o’ gold too.
Just yankin’ the OP’s chain for teeingit up so nicely.
Btw ... CG’s current NFL tresses are far better conditioned than were his collegiate strands.
Just yankin’ the OP’s chain for teeingit up so nicely.
Btw ... CG’s current NFL tresses are far better conditioned than were his collegiate strands.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:46 am to EKG
quote:I feel you, I'm just messing around too. Tbh - I have a lot more respect for Cullen than I do Breckyn. Most longhorn fans were pretty over him as his last season carried on.
Just yankin’ the OP’s chain for teeingit up so nicely.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 10:07 am to XWing atAliciousness
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