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Please share some more knowledge from the CFB Gods with us mere peasants so we can know the future of CFB as well, chosen one. :yack:
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War Eagle.


You know the irony of this.

Nice try tho.

Have a good Saturday inbred
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Baw....


You dont belong here
Seems like you have come down with a case of the dumbassery.

Get well soon
I was REALLY interested, but not taking 5 minutes to learn how to post pics is lazy. BTW, enjoy the downvote :spank:
Its best to practice abstinence for a month before to get your money's worth
Two grapefruits hanging from socks, but WOOD. Way better than to empty hanging socks
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Bear Bryant was not a homosexual and didn't really give a shite, like many limp-wristed auburn fans do, about what matches and what doesn't.


Take it back or Im gonna tell your sister and youre NOT gonna any poon for a week.
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I use the 2-2-2 rule


2 tits
Down 2 bang
Not 2 picky


:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Its 2026 though 2 tits isnt specific enough anymore
Im not a fan of AI and I havent even tried using it but this is the 1st use of AI that I support. The Women that have unrealistic expectations will maybe take the hint from AI and accept that a 4/10 woman with 4 kids and a waitress job is not desirable to any guy with above average looks, abs, 100k job and his own home just because simps have been loosing her ego
I was expecting pics of Brittney Spears or Cristina Aguilera from year 2000
Half of the guys that didn't say Stetson are lying.
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All the instate QB talent we have access too and this is who we get?


It baffles me that HS QBs are still willing to committ to Auburn after what has been displayed on the field the past 13 or so years.
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Now if you have somebody predict ten years ago that Indiana would be national champions, I would say they time traveled.


SAME
After being in the trades for 15 years I wanted to let you all know Ill be starting to pursue my degree into accounting THIS MONTH as I have signed up for summer classes to get a head start. If any of you work for JPMorgan, I'll see you in 2030!
I know my case is extreme and temporary, but I drive about 95 miles each way to work. (In a full size truck). I dint let things like gas bother me but I get 5% cash back for gas and I noticed I got back a little over 12 dollars last week. Meaning I spent 240 in gas for 1 week of work.

Sounds stupud but Ive only been doing it about 2 months and the end of it is near is why I havemt gotten a work car. Honestly the miles on my truck bother me more than the gas money because it seems like the money is gonna be gone one way or another anyways.

re: Can we do a poll? B.Brown

Posted by FahQGump on 5/3/26 at 8:22 pm to
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. If I was an 18 year old looking at schools as a top tier offensive player, I would have taken a pay cut not to play for Auburn the last 10 years. Our offense has been horrible and put no one in the league worth noting.


Hate to admit it, but I would've too. I really think Golesh is gonna change the direction of Auburn offenses. It doesnt take much for me to become optimistic when it comes to Auburn football though.

re: Can we do a poll? B.Brown

Posted by FahQGump on 5/2/26 at 10:39 am to
I wasn't happy when HF was announced, but I honestly am surprised his offense was as bad as it was given the talent we had. I cant wait for Auburm football to actually be entertaining again
Are the salary numbers posted on indeed actually achieveable? Im blue collar but I see jobs like roof repair sales and the salary range says 125-250k a year. Is that realistic or a pipe dream? Saving my body from daily weat is becoming more appealing