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re: If the 16 SEC coaches had a fight who would win?

Posted on 7/17/25 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by ukraine_rebel
North Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3632 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

LK would skull drag BK...


No doubt about that.
Posted by MrLahey
The Salty Ham
Member since Dec 2013
1205 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 2:56 pm to
I’d take Napier at two; although I wish Les or O were in this conversation
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75175 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 3:06 pm to
All I know is that Ed Orgeron would rip everyone’s heads off and shite down their necks if he was in the fight. It would be 16 humans against 1 Cajun gorilla and would get ugly really fast
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26066 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 3:10 pm to
Ain’t nobody fighting Sam, who would want to harm that loveable guy…
Posted by Beau Fontenot
Member since Oct 2018
422 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 3:21 pm to
Why are so many SEC coaches weaklings? Good thing Dan Campbell is in the NFL because that shite would be over quick.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18652 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by NobodyImportant
Montana
Member since Nov 2024
1821 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 4:44 pm to
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Has to Venables at #1 and Dork at #16 but what about 2 - 15?
Actually #16 could be the golfer, or even the cuck that dresses like a complete fig due to his wife that prefers football players.

Heupel and Elmo probably pass out after the first punch, or have a heart attack. Kiffin ducks out of the brawl to hit on the youngest woman in the crowd.


Clark wins the brawl against the rest of what is left.
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
1752 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 5:31 pm to
Wasn’t venables a LB at Kansas st? I bet he would whoop everyone
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20095 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 5:36 pm to
Sark with a broken whiskey bottle.

Posted by BK785
Member since Feb 2013
3681 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 5:41 pm to
Ed O coming in to backup BK after getting beat up...lol
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
18252 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

I keep forgetting Venables is a HC

He was such an overrated DC for so long.

I also notice BK is still the LSU HC. How much longer will he be the HC there?
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26066 posts
Posted on 7/17/25 at 5:57 pm to
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I also notice BK is still the LSU HC. How much longer will he be the HC there?


You better hope he’s there forever or you won’t have anything to think or talk about….hahaha
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9731 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 1:33 am to
Stoops is motivated and has a shiny new ankle to boot. Has a puncher’s chance.
Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
3300 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 6:55 am to
We live rent free.

We took your lunch money without a QB last year and we are going to body you in Norman.

The reality of the new NIL era is going to work towards acceptance.
Posted by All Gas No Brakes
Member since Jul 2021
888 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:22 am to

Sark would drop Venables
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47119 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:19 am to
Clark Lea would whip Venables' arse
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47119 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Sark would drop Venables




yeah dude, that's a no
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21685 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Clark Lea would whip Venables' arse

Lea would clean house against the field. It really wouldn't be close.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
1991 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Sark would drop Venables

It would never happen. Chris Del Conte would put a hit out on the other 15 coaches and end them all like a Corleone baptism. Sark continues on the recruiting trail.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47119 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:28 am to
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