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Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:36 am to
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
222 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:36 am to
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Lane couldn't even manage to stay with this:


Strongest evidence yet of “He Gone” right there.

That said, Bama is the one set to get screwed the worst out of this deal. Auburn will use him against Alabama for a while and then destroy the man before he can be continue the Alabama dynasty.

Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
19298 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:41 am to
quote:

So Auburn is a 10, but crazy?
More like a solid 7, but can hide a lot of the flaws till it’s too late.

Sooner or later the makeup gets washed off and the real hair color comes through
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
222 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:42 am to
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All that matters is that we are hot and Ole Miss is a waffle house waitress that a guy like Tiger Woods might bang on a bender


So, in other words, you’re just a Beta Trap…no one who really had any self worth would put up with your ——!

Let’s not forget you tried to bang Bobby Petrino while you were with Tuberville and before Bobby banged the women’s volleyball coach and had a mishap on his bicycle.

I’ll give you credit- you certainly had Bobby P pegged right!
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
51324 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:44 am to
there are some Ole Miss fans who aren’t taking this very well.
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
3353 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:44 am to
No pics of Clesi in this thread? Wtf
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7449 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Mempho


I'm praying for you man. Hang in there.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:48 am to
quote:

there are some Ole Miss fans who aren’t taking this very well.


There are some other fan-bases struggling with it as well.
Posted by lv2bowhntAU
God's Country,a.k.a N. Alabama
Member since Jan 2011
3330 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:48 am to
Auburn and Kiffin has really got in your feels haven’t they. It’ll be ok man. Go pick up Gus or bring Freeze back. You guys will be right back to your middle of the pack selves in no time
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
222 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:54 am to
quote:

there are some Ole Miss fans who aren’t taking this very well.


I’m taking it well. Ole Miss will be fine either way, I believe.

That said, it’s time some people got red pilled on Auburn. I’ve thought these things for years but this gave me the opportunity to vent.

I’m just glad we can say these things on the Twitterverse as well now. ??
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
222 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:57 am to
Wait- contract extension?
Posted by TideFaninFl
On the space coast
Member since Oct 2017
6772 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 10:05 am to
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LSU could have lured him away last year- and didn't pursue him. I like the Lane's coaching and think he's a great offensive guru. But I wonder if Lane will ever be a long term guy anyplace he goes?


Wasn't this same thing said about Coach Saban?

Posted by Referee
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2021
3010 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Tosh.0


That little **** still above ground?
Posted by Placekicker
Florida
Member since Jan 2016
10544 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 10:55 am to


quote:

No pics of Clesi in this thread? Wtf
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54697 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 10:57 am to
These melts are getting better as The Decision draws near
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47316 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:13 am to
Ole Miss is the jealous bitch that holds you back from accomplishing anything you ever want to accomplish
Posted by LSU Tigerhead
Metairie
Member since Nov 2007
5098 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:15 am to
quote:

So long as we get another Tosh.0 skit out of it I'm happy
Those were great!
Posted by AUreo
Member since Jul 2021
2255 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:19 am to
quote:

So Auburn is a 10, but crazy?


I would say still a solid 8...
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14191 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Wasn't this same thing said about Coach Saban?


Probably- among the many other things that have been said, over the years.

But I would argue Lane has a history of being much quicker on the trigger than Nick. The Tennessee debacle is something I doubt Saban would have done.

BTW- I've long said in time Nick will be looked upon favorably by most LSU fans. He left us for the NFL- not another SEC school, all joking aside. He should be remembered for resurrecting our program and making it a legit national power.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 11:40 am
Posted by ALhunter
Member since Dec 2018
3092 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

LSU could have lured him away last year- and didn't pursue him. I like the Lane's coaching and think he's a great offensive guru. But I wonder if Lane will ever be a long term guy anyplace he goes?

Why would Lane have taken a lateral move to LSU?
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
222 posts
Posted on 11/23/22 at 2:39 pm to
Honestly, I thought someone might argue that Auburn was a fine, classy bastion of virtue but not one person has. ??
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