Started By
Message
I spoke to two farmers today...
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:11 am
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:11 am
They saw an eagle flying with a serpent clutched in its talons. This is a sign from Apollo - Alabama will win a great victory this afternoon.
10
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:12 am to RollTide1987
They are also inbred alcoholics so there’s that too
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:15 am to RollTide1987
Interesting, that may have another meaning...a few hours ago, your sister had my serpent in her talons. The only thing flying was my strings of sperm. I would bet the farm on LSU.
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:16 am to RollTide1987
My dog took a shite today, I think that's a sign that Joe Burrow is going to shite on Alabamas defense.
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:16 am to RollTide1987
I spoke to two lepers in Calcutta yesterday. Skype...pretty nifty and all. They said they saw four Tigers mauling a wounded elephant making weird Liki-Liki noises. This is a sign from Ganesh that Gump will STTD.
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:16 am to RollTide1987
quote:
They saw an eagle flying with a serpent clutched in its talons. This is a sign from Apollo - Alabama will win a great victory this afternoon.
My god, your fan base is stupid. Not Arky stupid, but “in a class all by itself” stupid.
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:17 am to RollTide1987
Well I saw a light in the sky in the form of an OLB that said "IN HOC MINGO VINCES."
I take this to be a sign that LSU wins.
I take this to be a sign that LSU wins.
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:17 am to RollTide1987
This would be an amazing coast to coast am thread.
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:23 am to RollTide1987
quote:
They saw an eagle flying with a serpent clutched in its talons. This is a sign from Apollo
Ahh yes, I remember that line in the movie Troy. Think Troy fell at the end, I dunno
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:41 am to RollTide1987
Unfortunately for you the farmer are uneducated inbreds, it was actually a mockingbird carrying an earthworm and it didn’t mean shite
Posted on 11/9/19 at 6:52 am to RollTide1987
Bird signs? You want to plan out strategy based on bird signs?
Posted on 11/9/19 at 7:03 am to Commandeaux
That is his wife too man. Have a little class!!!
Posted on 11/9/19 at 7:22 am to bstew3006
quote:
Ahh yes, I remember that line in the movie Troy. Think Troy fell at the end, I dunno
You are correct...but I'm 1-0 with this OP. I did it before, five years ago, and we won in OT.
Page 1 of 1
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News