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Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:33 pm to Croomismyname
My fellow Bama fans can say whatever you want, but I lived amongst you for 7 years and have heard these and much more. I just want to be a winner like you in football no matter how pitiful the rest of my life is at the present time. Football is my only hope for relevance.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:44 pm to Croomismyname
Hey look, Bama made OP’s arse quit.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:55 pm to TutHillTiger
quote:Just because someone isn't kind to you doesn't mean they aren't kind. Perhaps some introspection is in order? What is it about you which makes people treat you like garbage? Why are you such an abrasive, unpleasant, miserable piece of shite?
Apparently the “humility” from the Dubose -Shula eras didn’t take, it melted away with the general kindness and decency that Bear Bryant instilled.
It's a rhetorical question; I'm not interested in your excuses, your denials or your prevarication.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:57 pm to cyde
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It's a rhetorical question; I'm not interested in your excuses, your denials or your prevarication.
Not gonna lie, I kinda am.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:57 pm to MykTide
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Sarcasm and humor just zip over your coned head.
Sure it was sarcasm .
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:08 pm to subotic
quote:He's gonna come out with his sob story about how he lived/has lived/still lives around awful bammers who treat him like garbage and never invite him to the football parties and are mean to him every time he comes up with a new conspiracy theory about their team.
Not gonna lie, I kinda am.
He'll wonder why literally no one can stand him.
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:09 pm to LukeSidewalker
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Sorry bud, denied
Sorry, not allowed by Alabama. You must take all fans, regardless of when they became a fan.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:32 pm to Croomismyname
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Am now a Bama fan
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:41 pm to TutHillTiger
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To this shite.
LSU, the model for self control and "nice".
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:30 pm to Croomismyname
Our defense has literally run over, hit, and sacked your QB's multiple times, but every hit was legal. When you dirty MSU dogs hit Tua's thigh yesterday, it was dirty and deserved targeting. I could tell you were going for his knee. Don't even try to post a pic of your guy hitting his thigh, his (and your for that matter) intention was to take his knee out. Never disagree with a Bama fan like me. I have spent more time on message boards and watching games than you...you mississippi, louisiana, inbred people.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:08 pm to Croomismyname
Barners, you know the only way you have ever beaten us is by cheating. Kick six, dude clearly stepped out of bounds. Cam Newton was bought. Bo Jackson was bought.You can't beat us except by cheating, admit we are better than you. Period.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:11 pm to Croomismyname
Ole Miss, we turned your butt in after you beat us a couple times the past few years. We let everybody think it was MSU, but it was us. Melt! It will take you 4 or 5 years to recover...Think twice before you steal a couple of our recruits!
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:28 pm to Croomismyname
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I give. Am now a Bama fan. Will never have to learn humility.
I almost fell for the sarcasm... I was coming to post how LSU has won at least 8 games a season since 2000 and Bama has had 6 losing seasons in that time frame including one with god himself.
It will be an interesting time when Saban decides to hang it up or go to Cleveland...
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:47 pm to MykTide
quote:What are you talking about? 90% of your fan base is comprised of bandwagon fans.
We don't allow bandwagon fans.
Hell, at least 10 people I know where I live have never set foot in the south, yet they're 'bama fans.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:48 pm to MykTide
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We don't allow fans with a college degree.
Fixed it for you.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:15 pm to Croomismyname
Another Tidewalk fan
Selecting Alabama in the drop-box immediately gave your knowledge of the game a double shot of deer antler spray. Please share your opinions often
Selecting Alabama in the drop-box immediately gave your knowledge of the game a double shot of deer antler spray. Please share your opinions often
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:53 pm to Croomismyname
SIAP, but...
Who cares?
Who cares?
Posted on 11/11/18 at 10:14 pm to Croomismyname
This is a very sad post. I suggest OP seek professional help.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 6:17 am to LukeSidewalker
Why would you deny my Bama fandom, because I didn't go there? No other Bama fan actually attended school there? I lived in Alabama for 7 years. I know all the words to "Sweet Home Alabama". I love to win baby! What other prerequisites are there?
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