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re: I give. Am now a Bama fan. Will never have to learn humility.

Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12530 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by Croomismyname
Member since Aug 2017
310 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:33 pm to
My fellow Bama fans can say whatever you want, but I lived amongst you for 7 years and have heard these and much more. I just want to be a winner like you in football no matter how pitiful the rest of my life is at the present time. Football is my only hope for relevance.
Posted by razthecat
Bay Minette, AL
Member since Oct 2010
2352 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:44 pm to
Hey look, Bama made OP’s arse quit.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:55 pm to
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Apparently the “humility” from the Dubose -Shula eras didn’t take, it melted away with the general kindness and decency that Bear Bryant instilled.
Just because someone isn't kind to you doesn't mean they aren't kind. Perhaps some introspection is in order? What is it about you which makes people treat you like garbage? Why are you such an abrasive, unpleasant, miserable piece of shite?

It's a rhetorical question; I'm not interested in your excuses, your denials or your prevarication.
Posted by subotic
Member since Dec 2012
2355 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

It's a rhetorical question; I'm not interested in your excuses, your denials or your prevarication.


Not gonna lie, I kinda am.
Posted by boweswi05
birmingham
Member since Aug 2016
5655 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:57 pm to
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Sarcasm and humor just zip over your coned head.




Sure it was sarcasm .
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:08 pm to
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Not gonna lie, I kinda am.
He's gonna come out with his sob story about how he lived/has lived/still lives around awful bammers who treat him like garbage and never invite him to the football parties and are mean to him every time he comes up with a new conspiracy theory about their team.

He'll wonder why literally no one can stand him.


This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 3:09 pm
Posted by AshLSU
Member since Nov 2015
12868 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:09 pm to
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Sorry bud, denied



Sorry, not allowed by Alabama. You must take all fans, regardless of when they became a fan.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:32 pm to
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Am now a Bama fan


Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16159 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:41 pm to
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To this shite.


LSU, the model for self control and "nice".
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 3:42 pm
Posted by Croomismyname
Member since Aug 2017
310 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:30 pm to
Our defense has literally run over, hit, and sacked your QB's multiple times, but every hit was legal. When you dirty MSU dogs hit Tua's thigh yesterday, it was dirty and deserved targeting. I could tell you were going for his knee. Don't even try to post a pic of your guy hitting his thigh, his (and your for that matter) intention was to take his knee out. Never disagree with a Bama fan like me. I have spent more time on message boards and watching games than you...you mississippi, louisiana, inbred people.
Posted by Croomismyname
Member since Aug 2017
310 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:08 pm to
Barners, you know the only way you have ever beaten us is by cheating. Kick six, dude clearly stepped out of bounds. Cam Newton was bought. Bo Jackson was bought.You can't beat us except by cheating, admit we are better than you. Period.
Posted by Croomismyname
Member since Aug 2017
310 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:11 pm to
Ole Miss, we turned your butt in after you beat us a couple times the past few years. We let everybody think it was MSU, but it was us. Melt! It will take you 4 or 5 years to recover...Think twice before you steal a couple of our recruits!
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19052 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:28 pm to
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I give. Am now a Bama fan. Will never have to learn humility.



I almost fell for the sarcasm... I was coming to post how LSU has won at least 8 games a season since 2000 and Bama has had 6 losing seasons in that time frame including one with god himself.

It will be an interesting time when Saban decides to hang it up or go to Cleveland...
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
3937 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:47 pm to
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We don't allow bandwagon fans.

What are you talking about? 90% of your fan base is comprised of bandwagon fans.

Hell, at least 10 people I know where I live have never set foot in the south, yet they're 'bama fans.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:48 pm to
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We don't allow fans with a college degree.



Fixed it for you.
Posted by E.Hubble
Athens
Member since Jul 2013
1720 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:15 pm to
Another Tidewalk fan


Selecting Alabama in the drop-box immediately gave your knowledge of the game a double shot of deer antler spray. Please share your opinions often



Posted by VVega
Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
5770 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:53 pm to
SIAP, but...

Who cares?
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4341 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 10:14 pm to
This is a very sad post. I suggest OP seek professional help.
Posted by Croomismyname
Member since Aug 2017
310 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 6:17 am to
Why would you deny my Bama fandom, because I didn't go there? No other Bama fan actually attended school there? I lived in Alabama for 7 years. I know all the words to "Sweet Home Alabama". I love to win baby! What other prerequisites are there?
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