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I give. Am now a Bama fan. Will never have to learn humility.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:25 pm
Now I can Automatically win every argument with "we would win 80 to 90 percent of the time anyway, so shut up about the bad calls bitch!"
Also now get to say, "How does it feel to ride our coat tails all you other SEC losers out there? Just be happy Bama lets you be in our conference!"
If somehow you do beat us here at Bama, look at our historical record and see where it really doesn't matter because we have completely dominated you :-) the past 50 years.
And the best, "You all are just jealous because you aren't us!"
Also now get to say, "How does it feel to ride our coat tails all you other SEC losers out there? Just be happy Bama lets you be in our conference!"
If somehow you do beat us here at Bama, look at our historical record and see where it really doesn't matter because we have completely dominated you :-) the past 50 years.
And the best, "You all are just jealous because you aren't us!"
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Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:26 pm to Croomismyname
This seems melty
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:26 pm to Croomismyname
Sorry bud, denied
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:26 pm to Croomismyname
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:29 pm to Croomismyname
We don't allow bandwagon fans.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:30 pm to MykTide
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We don't allow bandwagon fans.
Holy shite!
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:32 pm to subotic
Sarcasm and humor just zip over your coned head.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:37 pm to MykTide
quote:
We don't allow bandwagon fans.
LOL
That's 95% of your fan base.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:38 pm to MykTide
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:38 pm to KennesawTiger
You should be a goalie.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:38 pm to KennesawTiger
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That's 95% of your fan base.
That's him.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:40 pm to subotic
Oh, you wound me.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:41 pm to Croomismyname
Aside note.....it's Veterans day. You know something more important than football. Most are probably not Bama Fans. Lets thank our troops on this more important day.
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:42 pm to Croomismyname
Pussification of America continues.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:42 pm to MykTide
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We don't allow bandwagon fans
I’d be willing to bet that 30% or more of the Alabama fan base couldn’t name the previous HC or more than 2 players prior to 2008.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:45 pm to Croomismyname
quote:Shame you didn't decide to jump on the bandwagon when DuBose was here. You'd have had plenty of time to learn.
Will never have to learn humility.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:48 pm to ExArmyVetIRISHFan
quote:My ninety-five year old grandfather is a retired Army O-6. He went through ROTC while at Alabama.
Aside note.....it's Veterans day. You know something more important than football. Most are probably not Bama Fans.
What does it all mean??
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:48 pm to subotic
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We don't allow bandwagon fans.
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Holy shite
Surprisingly it's true.
Bandwagon fans have been banned since the 1970s.
Since then to become a fan...
You have to attend the University(graduation is not a requirement but is preferred)
Be the child or parent of a previous attendee( 20 year waiting period for parents who were fans or attended Auburn or 10RC)
A legacy of a previous bandwagon fan who has remained in good standing may apply.
Or Commit some great service to Alabama traditions.
Killing Oaks at Toomers corner is considered a plus.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:49 pm to cyde
Yeah, he lost me on that one too.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:53 pm to subotic
quote:I guess his affiliation with Alabama inexplicably nullifies roughly 35 years of service.
Yeah, he lost me on that one too.
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 1:56 pm
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