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re: I don't get why everyone says MIZZOU doesn't fit in the SEC
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:34 pm to Remote Controlled
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:34 pm to Remote Controlled
Holy shite, this thread is still going strong! I love you magnificent sons-a-bitches round here. I actually don't give two farts if we're southern or don't "fit". We're here now boys. Deal with it! But yeah, our BBQ is top notch.
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Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:34 pm to the808bass
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Well Frick. A bunch of inbred, illiterate, backwoods morons don't like our grass berm. I need a hug!!!
Where's our money?
See...that's what I've been waiting to hear. Quit whining about "the SEC members don't accept us"...if you just quit trying so hard to make everyone think you belong, then you will.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:36 pm to Carolina Tide
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A state that has a City known as the "Gateway to the West" baby be in the southeast. I'm sorry, you just don't belong.
If it is "the gateway to the West"...then wouldn't it also have to be "the gateway to the East" if you are coming the other direction?
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:38 pm to KCMIZSEC
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:39 pm to Jorts R Us
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Wasn't MO basically founded by a bunch of tranplanted KY folk. Scottish Preb-breed, no? About as Southern as NC, in that case. I say welcome.
I think they're more known for their early inhabitants that made life in Kansas hell on earth
Mizzou shouldn't be the tigers, should definitely be border ruffians. That'd REALLY stick it to Kansas
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:42 pm to KCMIZSEC
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We're here now boys. Deal with it!
Yes, it has been so hard. I didn't know how to deal with a worse program than Vandy before y'all.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:42 pm to Tigerlaff
Someone put it best in another thread, but it went something like "because they have a history of fence-sitting. They wanted in the Big Ten but wound up in the SEC. They were a slave state who wouldn't commit to the confederacy, and a northern state the Union never trusted. They consider themselves southern, while the south largely considers them midwestern, and most of the state borders Oklahoma, Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, and Kansas."
This post was edited on 9/25/13 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:43 pm to Carolina Tide
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You're not southern. Period. Y'all aren't even Eastern. A state that has a City known as the "Gateway to the West" baby be in the southeast. I'm sorry, you just don't belong. And no about of justifying your role during the Civil War can change that.
OK. But we're SEC, baby!
And Missouri was initially settled by the French, the oldest towns generally have French names - St. Louis, St. Charles, Cape Girardeau, Ste. Genevieve, etc. Then the early settlers were from Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, North Carolina, Alabama - primarily Scots-Irish. The "Little Dixie" area along the Missouri River was mostly settled by people from Kentucky Tennessee and Virginia.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:45 pm to KCMIZSEC
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I actually don't give two farts if we're southern or don't "fit".
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We're as southern as they come, boys. Do you fricks know nothing about the history of the civil war? We saved you assholes from the union redleggers to our west. You should be kissing our asses and thanking us.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:47 pm to Feral
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Someone put it best in another thread, but it went something like "because they have a history of fence-sitting. They wanted in the Big Ten but wound up in the SEC. They were a slave state who wouldn't commit to the confederacy, and a northern state the Union never trusted. They consider themselves southern, while the south largely considers them midwestern, and most of the state borders Oklahoma, Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, and Kansas."
Wow, that's pretty solid stuff right there
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:47 pm to BigAppleTiger
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Tenn, Arky, You are mountain people.
You dont get out much do you?
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:48 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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Mizzou shouldn't be the tigers, should definitely be border ruffians. That'd REALLY stick it to Kansas
Well, they call us "slavers" to this day. But that would be a big negative for recruiting. But the Raiders could work... with a mascot of a Confederate soldier on horseback with a pistol in each hand and more strapped to his legs and back...
Kidding. We're the Tigers, and that won't change.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:49 pm to semotruman
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The "Little Dixie" area along the Missouri River was mostly settled by people from Kentucky Tennessee and Virginia.
O.k...you're in.
NEVERMIND...
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:50 pm to AnonymousTiger
You must be the village "slow one". Good to meet you.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:50 pm to KCMIZSEC
Looks at thread title
Reads OP
Realizes is same thread that has happened here for past year & a half or so
rest of thread?
He's new. He'll learn.
Reads OP
Realizes is same thread that has happened here for past year & a half or so
rest of thread?
He's new. He'll learn.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:51 pm to semotruman
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Well, they call us "slavers" to this day. But that would be a big negative for recruiting. But the Raiders could work... with a mascot of a Confederate soldier on horseback with a pistol in each hand and more strapped to his legs and back...
Kansas is a bunch of New England transplant blowhards that had as much to do with inciting conflict as the bad asses from Mizzou. After only a month of this Civil War class in addition to what I know I went from disliking Kansas to despising those fairies and I respect Missouri and the shite it dealt with. So naturally I now apply that to football and have to deal with the fact those cowards won't play anymore. Where's my outlet?
I say Pinkel leads a party and sacks Lawrence again.
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Kidding. We're the Tigers, and that won't change.
Damn. First UGA stops playing dixie, then Ole Miss, now yall won't change your name to anything Confederate. What's the world coming too
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:52 pm to BigAppleTiger
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Arky
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You are mountain people
For you my friend, for you.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:52 pm to the808bass
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Where's our money?
Oh, Mizzou's not Southern enough to be in the SEC?
What? Our grass hill is Sun Belt?
Our baseball team sucks because our weather is too cold?
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:52 pm to KCMIZSEC
Because your'e not southern and you suck at football.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:53 pm to KCMIZSEC
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We saved you assholes from the union redleggers to our west. You should be kissing our asses and thanking us. Plus you now have a state who knows what legit BBQ is and how to do it right.
This.
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