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lastfan
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
1948 posts

How to make friends on SEC rant
To all my Rant brethren:

Here are some quick tips to make you Mr Popular on this site. This method has been proven thousands of times over many decades. May it serve you as well as it’s served me.

4 Easy Steps to Follow:
1. Build rapport
2. Be credible and sincere to gain the trust of your audience
3. Say two positives for every negative
4. Close by reminding your audience that you appreciate them and cannot wait to correspond with them again.

So let’s try this out with a real life example. I’ll direct this post to Bama fans. I will identify each step as I write the post to make it easy to follow:

(Build rapport) Hello there, my redneck friends from Alabama. While I don’t understand why you like to have sex with your sisters, I can appreciate the convenience of it - you never have to leave your house to get a piece. It’s a fine example of your practical approach to life.

(Build credibility and be sincere to gain trust) I am a Gen X’er, so I think you’ll agree that I know what the fk I’m talking about. I genuinely think you have the best football coach of all time - a true living legend. I wish he were still at LSU, but I know that ship has sailed.

(Say 2 positives for every negative) I am positive that you all feel like Alabama sports make you a better person. I am also positive that this isn’t particularly good for building one’s self esteem. This may sound negative, but each one of you should get your head out of your arse and realize that the world is too beautiful a place to not experience in its entirety.

(Close by reminding your audience that you appreciate them and cannot wait to correspond with them again) In closing, I want you to know I appreciate you and cannot wait to correspond with you again.





Oilfieldbiology
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Member since Nov 2016
20912 posts

re: How to make friends on SEC rant
Buzz off


BrerTiger
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Member since Sep 2011
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re: How to make friends on SEC rant
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How to make friends on SEC rant


Tha frick is this?


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Rogelio
Alabama Fan
Member since Jan 2021
527 posts

re: How to make friends on SEC rant
I feel like you care.

Anyways, my God ... the REC is brutal. They are really making you guys pay for that above average season you had in 2019. You hate to see it.


Mainieri Fan
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Greenwood
Member since Sep 2018
654 posts

re: How to make friends on SEC rant
I don't need friends I have Pornhub


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TideSaint
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SidewalkTiger
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Member since Dec 2019
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re: How to make friends on SEC rant
We ain't come here to play friends




SmokeTide
Alabama Fan
Gulf Coast Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
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re: How to make friends on SEC rant
Is this some type of weird arse sideways melt?

Just be yourself, don't take chit too serious. No matter how great your team is this season be ready to ready to take it on the chin when the pendulum swings back.


lastfan
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
1948 posts

re: How to make friends on SEC rant
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Is this some type of weird arse sideways melt?

It’s just my quirky sense of humor.


Rogelio
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I thought it was solid


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Sun God
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Member since Jul 2009
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re: How to make friends on SEC rant
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How to make friends on SEC rant

Make fun of LSU

That’s it


momentoftruth87
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re: How to make friends on SEC rant
Troof


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Oilfieldbiology
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2016
20912 posts

re: How to make friends on SEC rant
Above average? You can copulate alone too


Rogelio
Alabama Fan
Member since Jan 2021
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re: How to make friends on SEC rant
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You can copulate alone too


Hey now


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BrerTiger
Auburn Fan
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
19398 posts

re: How to make friends on SEC rant
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(Build rapport) Hello there, my redneck friends from Alabama. While I don’t understand why you like to have sex with your sisters, I can appreciate the convenience of it - you never have to leave your house to get a piece. It’s a fine example of your practical approach to life.




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mulletproof
Shambala
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re: How to make friends on SEC rant
frick reading all that! I just sic my nephew Lew on your asses if you're not nice to me.


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GBJs
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re: How to make friends on SEC rant
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SidewalkTiger




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Drewbie
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How to make friends on SEC rant
Have similar trolling styles.


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hogminer
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Member since Apr 2010
8787 posts

re: How to make friends on SEC rant
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So let’s try this out with a real life example. I’ll direct this post to Bama fans.


Now I get it.


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