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How does the rest of the SEC prefer their cock?

Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:20 am
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4695 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:20 am
It's tough to beat fried chicken, if done right, but I'd like to hear other recipes from my SEC brethren.

I wanted to make a post that might be of interest to ALL SEC members, not just Mizzou fans like Landmass.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6543 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:22 am to
I prefer it ramming it's 44 into Aggies 20.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
14568 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:24 am to
There it is. Super phaggot.
Posted by Chip82
Athens, Georgia
Member since Jan 2023
1401 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:28 am to
Joe Burrow answered this question a few years back.
This post was edited on 11/11/24 at 9:30 am
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1596 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:43 am to
quote:

There it is. Super phaggot.


Yep.

Like clockwork. UTrans douchiest fan (and that’s quite an accomplishment) popping off about the gayest shite possible.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6543 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Like clockwork. UTrans douchiest fan (and that’s quite an accomplishment) popping off about the gayest shite possible.


The thread title demanded it.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100000 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:03 am to
OP literally asked how people prefer their cock and you get mad at a Texas poster responding in kind

Yigers need a reality check
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
15546 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:05 am to
Go ask Michael Sam.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4695 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:06 am to
I fully expected all types of answers. Still haven't gotten a good recipe.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58071 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:14 am to
1. Take a big breast and put it inside a gallon ziplock freezer bag

2. Use a rolling pin to flatten it to about 5/16 - 3/8 thickness

3. Mix some eggs, milk, ranch dressing and in a bowl

4. Dip your flattened breast into mixture

5. Prepare a plate of bread crumbs and crunched up butter crackers and flour with some black pepper mixed in

6. Generously coat the breast covered in egg mixture with flour and crumb mix

7. Fry in deep skillet until perfectly golden brown

8. Cover in country gravy

9. Serve with mashed potatoes, green beans and Mac n cheese




Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4695 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:15 am to


What time is dinner?
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6543 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:28 am to
Do y'all remember Grandpa Jones from Hee Haw. Hey Grandpa, what's for supper?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4695 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:32 am to


I just remember the ladies who would ask "What's for dinner?"
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
2749 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:47 am to
LSU prefers the Alabama trouser snake style cock
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4695 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Go ask Michael Sam.


I think we know he likes the same recipe as last year's Arky b-ball locker room. Maybe they can get together and have "dinner" sometime.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
20933 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 10:57 am to
You can't beat a good chicken pot pie.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100000 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 11:01 am to
I think OP might be more interested in a chicken cock pie
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
2674 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 11:03 am to
If it doesn’t have skin and bone it better have a chic fila label
This post was edited on 11/11/24 at 11:05 am
Posted by Tackle74
Columbia, MO
Member since Mar 2012
5411 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 11:05 am to
quote:


Go ask Michael Sam.


SEC Defensive Player of the Year aka all ya bottoms daddy
Posted by Toni_Turner
Member since Jul 2024
249 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 11:05 am to
My grandmother marinated the chicken in buttermilk then did a cornmeal and flour mix with a healthy heap of pepper and salt. Fried in crisco with a lump of leftover bacon grease. To this day I've never had anything like it
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