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HOW do you think Saban will retire?
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:53 pm
This isn't a question of when or where Saban will be when he retires...how do you think he'll retire?
-After winning ___th National Championship he has a post-game presser announcing his retirement?
-Out of the blue, in the middle of the season, a la Steve Spurrier?
-Before the season starts by announcing that this will be his final year as head football coach?
-Like Joe Paterno amidst a gigantic scandal?
-After winning ___th National Championship he has a post-game presser announcing his retirement?
-Out of the blue, in the middle of the season, a la Steve Spurrier?
-Before the season starts by announcing that this will be his final year as head football coach?
-Like Joe Paterno amidst a gigantic scandal?
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Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:54 pm to LSUbase13
He will announce his retirement?
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:55 pm to LSUbase13
After the annual sodomizing of L5U.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:55 pm to LSUbase13
He will die coaching or like 5 minutes after he's done.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:55 pm to LSUbase13
heart attack
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:56 pm to LSUbase13
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HOW do you think Saban will retire?
By punching an opposing player a la Woody Hayes
Posted on 1/4/16 at 7:59 pm to LSUbase13
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Out of the blue, in the middle of the season, a la Steve Spurrier?
He's not classless, so not this way.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:13 pm to cajunbama
Cute 
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:14 pm to LSUbase13
Like a boss
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:14 pm to LSUbase13
Next season. He loses 3 straight to Hugh Freeze and finishes with a losing record to him in his career. He beats Les Miles and L6U. Then Les Miles beats A&M for 6 straight and Les is carried off the field.
By the time Saban resigns after next season, Bert's carotid artery will be 97 percent Nachos Grande.
By the time Saban resigns after next season, Bert's carotid artery will be 97 percent Nachos Grande.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:15 pm to LSUbase13
By ascending into heaven where God has been keeping his office clean
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:17 pm to LSUbase13
From the Indianapolis Colts after a 9-7 regular season and wildcard playoff loss
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:17 pm to LSUbase13
People do realize that Saban is no longer a real Head Coach. He now has the ability to run his program more like a CEO of a Company and he is finally having fun doing so. He has all of the pieces in place for success without him having to do the daily grind.
He doesn't even really have to recruit anymore. They come to him and he picks the ones who he thinks will work out best for his "company"
Anyone who thinks that Saban is retiring anytime soon is a dumbass. He is exactly where he wants to be in his career and he is loving every single minute of it.
He doesn't even really have to recruit anymore. They come to him and he picks the ones who he thinks will work out best for his "company"
Anyone who thinks that Saban is retiring anytime soon is a dumbass. He is exactly where he wants to be in his career and he is loving every single minute of it.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:17 pm to Glorious
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By ascending into heaven
lol no, He'll be able to talk with The Bear though.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:18 pm to LSUbase13
He sure won't be a pathetic quitter and hang it up mid season and leave all his players and coaches to fend for themselves.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:20 pm to LSUbase13
I think that he'll retire like the Bear did...when he feels that he can no longer maintain the excellence that he has created. Probably announce sometime during the season that he is done at the end of the year.
But, if the excellence continues unabated, who the hell knows?
But, if the excellence continues unabated, who the hell knows?
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:49 pm to LSUbase13
I hope he announces that he will retire after winning this Championship. Then, after watching 24 hours of celebration from the world, he holds a Presser at 4 to say that he only announced his retirement so that other school's fans knew what it was like to celebrate for 24 hours after a victory over Alabama and he has no intention of ever leaving Alabama.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:51 pm to LSUbase13
After the rest of the SEC combines to pay Saban 15 million per year to retire.
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:52 pm to LSUbase13
Probably with a cock in his mouth
Posted on 1/4/16 at 8:52 pm to LSUbase13
When he passes the Bear by 3 titles to be the best there ever was
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