Favorite team:Alabama 
Location:San Diego, CA
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Interests:Surfing, Backpacking, Running, Ganja enthusiast
Occupation:Mechanical Engineering Student
Number of Posts:1658
Registered on:11/10/2015
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Kids these days are savage lol. LINK

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Paul Swanson didn't realize his laptop was still connected to the classroom's projector Friday during class. He was looking at lingerie on Ebay when it was projected for the whole class to see. Some of his students recorded him with their cellphones. "You would think somebody would come up after the class, somebody would have laughed, someone would have said hey Mr. Swanson," said Bob Turner, who is the Vice President of a parent teacher organization at Mira Mesa High School. No one said a word to the teacher. That was Friday. By the weekend, the video had blown up on social media around the world.

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This is America, Comrade, not the USSR. I can vote for whomever I'd like, however I damn well please.


Having a right doesn't mean you deserve it.

re: Why Is LSU Keeping Johnny Jones?

Posted by SurfTide on 3/16/16 at 12:11 pm
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LSU sports programs are not broke GUMP!
The LSU system isn't getting enough tax dollars, or private donations and stupid people assume we don't have the money in our Athletic fund.


Ya'll broke. Your governor said so.

re: Baby gender reveal party......

Posted by SurfTide on 3/16/16 at 11:29 am
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Joke's on you - Earth is only 2000 years old.


Jeezus just made everything seem millions of years old as a clever joke, amirite?

re: Baby gender reveal party......

Posted by SurfTide on 3/16/16 at 1:50 am
A. People on this board really don't understand what an Alpha or Beta male is. As a quick primer: Alpha males don't exist in humans, and havent for nearly 7 million years. That is a key reason we were able to cooperate with each other and build societies and civilizations.

B. While I suppose this might just be an excuse for a party, in which case whatever, it still seems like an extremely narcissistic and self-absorbed reason to do so. I personally would never do it, and I'm pretty sure my family and friends would think less of me if I did.
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Oh snap...Bama is back to being a football school


Well yeah... our season is over. You should look at your own board, it's not like ya'll aren't doing the same damn thing lol.
So sorry about that. The only way I can possibly think of to make it up to you is to win a CFP champio... Oh wait.

re: The scary future of warfare

Posted by SurfTide on 3/15/16 at 10:45 pm
I, for one, welcome our new overlords. Hopefully they will treat us as well as some of us treat our dogs.
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How many shades?


It's an infinite scale, can't be numbered.
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America is a Eurocentric construct you white privileged cis gendered piece of shite


Yeah, but I identify as a multi-racial gray-sexual, bigender individual, so jokes on you.
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INDIAN


Indigenous people of America.
It really is embarrassing.

re: Nick Saban's 50 Best Players

Posted by SurfTide on 3/15/16 at 12:14 am
Dude's coached half the NFL

re: Women are insane

Posted by SurfTide on 3/14/16 at 7:59 pm
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I deploy at the end of the month for two years.


Wait... you deploy for two years? Or you're being stationed overseas for two years?
Stayed a couple times with a friend who has the poor fortune of living there because of work. The only things to do on the weekends (if you don't drink) are: the local rodeo, bowling, movie theatre, or shooting shite outside the city limits. It sucks. Plus the whole city smells like cow shite.

re: Infowars website legit or fake?

Posted by SurfTide on 3/12/16 at 11:44 pm
It depends on your point of view. If you think reptilian aliens are secretly controlling the governments, than its legit.