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How do you fight off a pack of wolves?

Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:27 pm
Posted by Maine_Tiger
Damariscotta, Maine
Member since Apr 2024
154 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:27 pm
New here, so move appropriately.

There are 25.

Getting eaten by dogs tonight, is not how you want to go.

Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by Aggie Class of 2026
Member since Mar 2024
580 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:29 pm to
2024 LSU baseball sucks
Posted by civiltiger07
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
14022 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Aggie Class of 2026


Good luck to whoever hires this moron in 2026
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
2733 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:33 pm to
You mean these guys?

Posted by Maine_Tiger
Damariscotta, Maine
Member since Apr 2024
154 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:40 pm to
There is a problem in Maine. So, thought I would ask the Rant. They are dead quite during the day. Yellow eyes at night. And then, you are surrounded.

Bears aren't really an issue.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19202 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:40 pm to
Throw a raw steak among em and watch the fight….
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16777 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:41 pm to
Go tie yourself to a tree in the woods, slit your femoral artery and just wait. That’ll take care of em and also help the rant
Posted by Maine_Tiger
Damariscotta, Maine
Member since Apr 2024
154 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:44 pm to
Deer eyes are luminescent. They sparkle.

Thought you Southern Country Baws knew their shite.

Thanks for having me! I know that this site can be difficult.
Posted by Aggie Class of 2026
Member since Mar 2024
580 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:45 pm to
Great hearing

Use a firearm or scare cannon
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19202 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

Deer eyes are luminescent. They sparkle. Thought you Southern Country Baws knew their shite. Thanks for having me! I know that this site can be difficult.


Don’t bogart that joint dude….
Posted by Maine_Tiger
Damariscotta, Maine
Member since Apr 2024
154 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 10:52 pm to
But, what if you were the one? And didn't have another sacrifice by being a terrible human being?

Just you, and the woods?

What weapon of choice, other than freezing others with your cold, and worthless heart?

Fire?
Posted by Maine_Tiger
Damariscotta, Maine
Member since Apr 2024
154 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:00 pm to
Won't work. A clip has 6 to 12.

I would try to climb a tree.

Never did it before, but I would try it for the first time.

I also understand that most SEC Rant Baws are overweight, but I am not judging anyone.

Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19202 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:00 pm to
Take as many of them as you can with you before you succumb. Might make them think twice before they try it on someone else.
Posted by Maine_Tiger
Damariscotta, Maine
Member since Apr 2024
154 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:01 pm to
Scare Cannon?
Posted by Aggie Class of 2026
Member since Mar 2024
580 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

 A clip has 6 to 12.

Does not compute

An AR15 or AR9 holds 20+ rounds in their mags
Posted by FearTheSpear
Member since Dec 2023
19 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:05 pm to
You're not related to New Hampshire_Tiger are you? That guy was a real idiot.
Posted by Aggie Class of 2026
Member since Mar 2024
580 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:06 pm to
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Scare Cannon?

Small device we used that required propane.
makes a loud boom. You can set the timer on how often it goes off
This post was edited on 4/13/24 at 11:10 pm
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
2317 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

pack of wolves
Posted by Maine_Tiger
Damariscotta, Maine
Member since Apr 2024
154 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:08 pm to
Antifreeze

Is the right answer. Dead the next day.

This was a test. I like the SEC rant, but the guy that told me about the femoral artery, is severely distubed.
Posted by Maine_Tiger
Damariscotta, Maine
Member since Apr 2024
154 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 11:13 pm to
It only takes 3. If you are good baw.

No need to waste.

20 plus, and you are a scared little boy.
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