Started By
Message
locked post

How do you castrate a Longhorn...?

Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:40 am
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:40 am
You kick his sister in the mouth.

*frick Texas!
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11644 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:43 am to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
72546 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:43 am to
Oklahoma fans always thinking about penis and balls. Not surprising.
This post was edited on 10/6/21 at 8:44 am
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84318 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:43 am to
Thanks Justin
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6804 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:44 am to
Jackie Sherrill has entered the chat
Posted by JustinOKC
OKC
Member since Jul 2021
975 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Oklahoma fans always thinking about penis and balls. Not surprising.


Wasn't Deliverance set in Oxford?
Posted by drivebyag
Member since Feb 2014
1908 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:01 am to
Big 12 board
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13883 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:02 am to
quote:

penis and balls


Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
1579 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:18 am to
quote:

How do you castrate a Longhorn...?




HORNS DOWN!!
This post was edited on 10/6/21 at 9:20 am
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
9629 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:21 am to
I've no real dog in this fight, but I will say Tiger King has disqualified anyone from Oklahoma from ever trying to make redneck jokes about any other state ever again. I'm shocking myself when I say this, but you frickers might actually be too redneck for the SEC.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58120 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:22 am to
Kick an OU fan in the mouth
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58120 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Tiger King



You didn’t know he’s a huge longhorn fan?


This post was edited on 10/6/21 at 9:25 am
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
9629 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:31 am to
quote:

You didn’t know he’s a huge longhorn fan?


Well obviously. I mean, only two things come from Texas and he don't have no horns, right?

But still, the Oklahoma part cannot be ignored. In true Southern states good ole boys hunt and fish and go muddin' and so on and so forth. In Oklahoma good ole boys apparently become involved in homosexual polyamorous relationships with deranged zookeepers in order to obtain a steady supply of meth.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96890 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:41 am to
quote:

How do you castrate a Longhorn..


The amount of soy in Austin has already castrated the “men” there
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 11:19 am to
quote:

How do you castrate a Longhorn...?
Cut off the first Georgia fan from left side of ballsack...

then go over to the right side and cut the other one off...

discard waste/trash as quickly as possible
Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 11:23 am to


frick texas.
Posted by TexasForever
Member since Jul 2021
2949 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 11:23 am to


Posted by UnderDog68
Thomasville, Ga.
Member since Sep 2017
2645 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 11:26 am to
Until both are in the SEC, this is an irrelevant thread.
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
1579 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Until both are in the SEC, this is an irrelevant thread.


First, and foremost, Texass hate is universal... but beyond that this is ironic and laugable considering the number of OU/Texas threads started by non-OU/Texas fans on this board...
Posted by Leopard7
Mars
Member since Jul 2018
308 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 11:57 am to
Very carefully!
Page 1 2 3 4
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter