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Honest SEC state slogans
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:00 pm
Alabama: 21st century's Tornado Alley
Arkansas: You have to drive through us to get to your racist uncle's house
Florida: Headlines that make you think twice about planning your trip here
Georgia: Better hope your connecting flight isn't cursed like our sports teams
Kentucky: Western West Virginia
Louisiana: Look around; we encourage you to drink.
Mississippi: The "I don't know what I'm doing here, but I want to leave" state
Missouri: Ask our residents about the St. Louis Cardinals!
South Carolina: Please don't venture off the interstate highways
Tennessee: Blame us for shitty country music
Texas: Only thing bigger than our state is our pride
Arkansas: You have to drive through us to get to your racist uncle's house
Florida: Headlines that make you think twice about planning your trip here
Georgia: Better hope your connecting flight isn't cursed like our sports teams
Kentucky: Western West Virginia
Louisiana: Look around; we encourage you to drink.
Mississippi: The "I don't know what I'm doing here, but I want to leave" state
Missouri: Ask our residents about the St. Louis Cardinals!
South Carolina: Please don't venture off the interstate highways
Tennessee: Blame us for shitty country music
Texas: Only thing bigger than our state is our pride
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Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:03 pm to starkvingrad
You’re just an all around awful poster, I mean that sincerely
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:05 pm to starkvingrad
Honest feedback:
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:05 pm to starkvingrad
Oh man, this is bad. You should edit and pretend you posted something else.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:07 pm to starkvingrad
Alabama - Beautiful state and even better kin
Arkansas - it's not pronounced R Kansas
Florida - MAGA
Georgia - Stacy owns this state
Kentucky - We may be dumb, but we have our southern accents
Louisiana - Home of corndogs and baws
Mississippi - we've got nothing
Missouri - B1G Country
South Carolina - Visit South of the Boarder
Arkansas - it's not pronounced R Kansas
Florida - MAGA
Georgia - Stacy owns this state
Kentucky - We may be dumb, but we have our southern accents
Louisiana - Home of corndogs and baws
Mississippi - we've got nothing
Missouri - B1G Country
South Carolina - Visit South of the Boarder
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:07 pm to starkvingrad
You tried at least. I give 1/10 for effort.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:10 pm to momentoftruth87
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momentoftruth87
Let me fix a couple for you.
quote:"Let me introduce you to my wife. Hey sis, come here."
Alabama
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Louisiana - Home of corndogs and Bawcomville
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:10 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Texas is 2/7 with Rice
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:15 pm to starkvingrad
Arkansas: the only good part is the last six letters
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:19 pm to starkvingrad
You really thought this was gonna hit when you posted this lmaooooo 
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:23 pm to JoeKinesKhakis
You can cut my state in half and we would still be bigger than Texas.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:25 pm to TimeOutdoors
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TimeOutdoors
Didn't realize you were up there. Your name checks out
What made you move to AK?
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:27 pm to starkvingrad
I bet this sounded funny in your dumbass head
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:32 pm to momentoftruth87
Always said I’d move out west after my dad passed. Had a pretty incredible opportunity and things worked out. Great fishing, beautiful country, good people, and just a cool place here if you can do without roads, stores, restaurants, etc.
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:38 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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You should edit and pretend you posted something else.
Alters don't care!
Posted on 5/26/21 at 11:50 pm to TimeOutdoors
That's awesome man! I plan to visit one day.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:15 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
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Oh man, this is bad. You should edit and pretend you posted something else.
He and PlateJohnson must be the same guy because both suck equally bad.
Posted on 5/27/21 at 12:35 am to MullenBoys
Plate is in his own suck quadrant
At least stark isn’t proggie trash
At least stark isn’t proggie trash
Posted on 5/27/21 at 6:37 am to starkvingrad
Why don’t you move somewhere that is more suited for limp wristed yankee bitches like yourself?
Posted on 5/27/21 at 7:15 am to starkvingrad
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