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starkvingrad
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Florida
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Honest SEC state slogans
Alabama: 21st century's Tornado Alley
Arkansas: You have to drive through us to get to your racist uncle's house
Florida: Headlines that make you think twice about planning your trip here
Georgia: Better hope your connecting flight isn't cursed like our sports teams
Kentucky: Western West Virginia
Louisiana: Look around; we encourage you to drink.
Mississippi: The "I don't know what I'm doing here, but I want to leave" state
Missouri: Ask our residents about the St. Louis Cardinals!
South Carolina: Please don't venture off the interstate highways
Tennessee: Blame us for shitty country music
Texas: Only thing bigger than our state is our pride


FiddleHead
Tennessee Fan
Knoxville, TN
Member since Aug 2011
13933 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
You’re just an all around awful poster, I mean that sincerely


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Sao
SMU Fan
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
52726 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans


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Maytheporkbewithyou
Arkansas Fan
Member since Aug 2016
10001 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
Oh man, this is bad. You should edit and pretend you posted something else.


momentoftruth87
Arkansas Fan
Member since Oct 2013
45336 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
Alabama - Beautiful state and even better kin

Arkansas - it's not pronounced R Kansas

Florida - MAGA

Georgia - Stacy owns this state

Kentucky - We may be dumb, but we have our southern accents

Louisiana - Home of corndogs and baws

Mississippi - we've got nothing

Missouri - B1G Country

South Carolina - Visit South of the Boarder


DuckTalesLOL
Arkansas Fan
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2018
3507 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
You tried at least. I give 1/10 for effort.


Maytheporkbewithyou
Arkansas Fan
Member since Aug 2016
10001 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
quote:

momentoftruth87


Let me fix a couple for you.

quote:

Alabama
"Let me introduce you to my wife. Hey sis, come here."

quote:

Louisiana - Home of corndogs and Bawcomville


weremoose
Arkansas Fan
Member since Nov 2015
2209 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
Texas is 2/7 with Rice


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Jrv2damac
Kansas Fan
America's topsoil
Member since Mar 2004
43197 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
Arkansas: the only good part is the last six letters


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JoeKinesKhakis
Alabama Fan
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2020
83 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
You really thought this was gonna hit when you posted this lmaooooo


TimeOutdoors
Mississippi St. Fan
AK
Member since Sep 2014
8053 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
You can cut my state in half and we would still be bigger than Texas.


momentoftruth87
Arkansas Fan
Member since Oct 2013
45336 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
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TimeOutdoors


Didn't realize you were up there. Your name checks out

What made you move to AK?


self_service
Member since Oct 2016
268 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
I bet this sounded funny in your dumbass head


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TimeOutdoors
Mississippi St. Fan
AK
Member since Sep 2014
8053 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
Always said I’d move out west after my dad passed. Had a pretty incredible opportunity and things worked out. Great fishing, beautiful country, good people, and just a cool place here if you can do without roads, stores, restaurants, etc.


1BIGTigerFan
Arkansas Fan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
34629 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
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You should edit and pretend you posted something else.

Alters don't care!


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momentoftruth87
Arkansas Fan
Member since Oct 2013
45336 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
That's awesome man! I plan to visit one day.


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MullenBoys
Mississippi St. Fan
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
10913 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
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Oh man, this is bad. You should edit and pretend you posted something else.


He and PlateJohnson must be the same guy because both suck equally bad.


Jrv2damac
Kansas Fan
America's topsoil
Member since Mar 2004
43197 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
Plate is in his own suck quadrant

At least stark isn’t proggie trash


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Dawgfanman
Georgia Fan
Member since Jun 2015
13801 posts

re: Honest SEC state slogans
Why don’t you move somewhere that is more suited for limp wristed yankee bitches like yourself?


MrMojoRisin
Alabama Fan
Member since May 2014
5104 posts

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