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Florida is the king of SEC butthurt
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:35 am
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:35 am
I realized today that UF, more than any other SEC school, has inspired a lot of intense butthurt across the SEC the last couple of years. We can even break it down by fanbase:
MSU fans: Butthurt because UF stole their coach they were convinced was staying
USC fans: Butthurt when UF fans kept saying Coach Boom was a terrible hire
UK fans: Butthurt that UF never stepped up to become a basketball power and a real rival like seemed possible when they were winning national titles
LSU fans: super butthurt about that whole hurricane and rescheduled game thing
UGA fans: Butthurt that UF fans aren't giving them enough recognition for their current rise
Tenn fans: Butthurt that what gets coaches fired at UF (aka multiple SEC East titles) is beyond what their current program can achieve
Bama fans: a little butthurt that they aren't a good rival in the East anymore and they ruined a favorite former Bama OC
Mizzou fans: butthurt about something but I can't figure it out. Maybe UF fans are the ones that stole their rocks
A&M fans: I am still sore that the 2012 UF loss kept us out of the SEC Championship game
Ole Miss fans: butthurt that UF can have a terrible corrupt program for years (Urban) and the NCAA doesn't do shite
And finally UF fans: butthurt because they don't think MSU's former coach is a good enough recruiter
MSU fans: Butthurt because UF stole their coach they were convinced was staying
USC fans: Butthurt when UF fans kept saying Coach Boom was a terrible hire
UK fans: Butthurt that UF never stepped up to become a basketball power and a real rival like seemed possible when they were winning national titles
LSU fans: super butthurt about that whole hurricane and rescheduled game thing
UGA fans: Butthurt that UF fans aren't giving them enough recognition for their current rise
Tenn fans: Butthurt that what gets coaches fired at UF (aka multiple SEC East titles) is beyond what their current program can achieve
Bama fans: a little butthurt that they aren't a good rival in the East anymore and they ruined a favorite former Bama OC
Mizzou fans: butthurt about something but I can't figure it out. Maybe UF fans are the ones that stole their rocks
A&M fans: I am still sore that the 2012 UF loss kept us out of the SEC Championship game
Ole Miss fans: butthurt that UF can have a terrible corrupt program for years (Urban) and the NCAA doesn't do shite
And finally UF fans: butthurt because they don't think MSU's former coach is a good enough recruiter
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Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:40 am to cardboardboxer
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Tenn fans: Butthurt that what gets coaches fired at UF (aka multiple SEC East titles) is beyond what their current program can achieve
This is both funny and sad because it's true.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:40 am to cardboardboxer
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Mizzou fans: butthurt about something but I can't figure it out. Maybe UF fans are the ones that stole their rocks
Well, if we’re butthurt, it’s because our fricking rock M is gone.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:44 am to cardboardboxer
Vandy fans are still mad about the 1989 John Clougherty technical foul on the crowd with :01 left to allow Florida to tie with free throws and win in regulation. This loss kept Vandy from a co-championship.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:47 am to TigerTalker16
I am still shook about that.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:54 am to cardboardboxer
This man is the king of SEC butthurt
Posted on 4/27/18 at 11:55 am to cardboardboxer
I am pretty but hurt over Mullen’s garbage recruiting so far. If the shoe fits they say.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:08 pm to GatorBait24
I am butthurt that UF has not had a decent QB since Tebow left that was not roided up.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:13 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
Yup. I’m pretty but hurt over that too.
This post was edited on 4/27/18 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:14 pm to cardboardboxer
There isn’t a single State fan losing sleep over Mullen leaving.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:17 pm to BobLeeDagger
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There isn’t a single State fan losing sleep over Mullen leaving.
Yall just can't keep yourselves out of UF recruiting threads with all the snide comments.
Yall aren't slick enough as a group to hide that level of butthurt.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:21 pm to BobLeeDagger
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There isn’t a single State fan losing sleep over Mullen leaving.
Not even the guy with Mullen in his username?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:21 pm to cardboardboxer
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USC fans: Butthurt when UF fans kept saying Coach Boom was a terrible hire
At this point in time we could honestly care less.
If anything UF fans are butthurt that he is doing so well here and that they are about to finally run-out of his recruits at UF.
The man is a recruiting machine ... literally.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:22 pm to BobLeeDagger
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there isn’t a single State fan losing sleep over Mullen leaving
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:31 pm to cardboardboxer
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I realized today that UF, more than any other SEC school, has inspired a lot of intense butthurt across the SEC the last couple of years.
Really I think it was how quickly we improved in all sports over the 80's and 90's and have kept it going for the most part other than meh football. Couple that with Spurrier running the score up on everyone and we are easily the most hated school. Even with Bama crushing it at a historic pace, we seem to bring out the worst of the worst.
The funny thing is, Florida used to get hosed by the officials all the time and treated like a chump by the SEC powers that be. (Admin & Officials) Now I see us get home cooking all the time and we have more pull than anyone in the SEC offices including Bama because we do things the right way. Not saying we don't ever run afoul of the rules, but our admin won't have us cheating on the reg. We got hammered too badly in the 80's and I have personally seen the letters that the AD (Bill Carr) wrote to all the Bull Gators about messing with recruiting. It will be immediate dismissal from the booster program and any and all activities.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:48 pm to cardboardboxer
Didn't read all but seems like you really had to stretch for this thread. Such as:
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Bama fans: a little butthurt that they aren't a good rival in the East anymore and they ruined a favorite former Bama OC
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:48 pm to cardboardboxer
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USC fans: Butthurt when UF fans kept saying Coach Boom was a terrible hire
To be fair we were right....
Posted on 4/27/18 at 1:06 pm to cardboardboxer
The only Florida-related thing that I am butthurt about is the fact that you lot took a beautiful state and ruined it by filling it with swamp trash and retirement communities.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 1:07 pm to cardboardboxer
You sound butthurt.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 1:12 pm to cardboardboxer
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UK fans: Butthurt that UF never stepped up to become a basketball power and a real rival like seemed possible when they were winning national titles
UF is our main rival in SEC basketball. Still hoping that Mizzou steps up, though. UK/Mizzou could be an awesome rivalry.
Any butthurt we have because of UF has to do with “the streak.” Until that ends we can’t even think of talking shite about UF football. It’s painful.
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