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re: Florida Fans, Put Down the Meth Pipe and Step Away From the Rumors.

Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by SPAGHETTI PLATE
Montgomery, Texas
Member since Jan 2025
1365 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:22 pm to
Replace Meth with Bath Salts
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:23 pm to
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Yeah lol look at missippi and all those YouTube poor south


You missed a lot of S's there. Put down the meth pipe

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and all those YouTube poor south


WTF does this even mean? Hahaha
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 2:24 pm
Posted by tigerspin
Member since Dec 2008
1918 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:26 pm to
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Lane's boy threw game winning touchdown for Oxford High School


You mean Knox Kiffin? The son he named after UT because he loved being there so much?…
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN / Key West, FL
Member since Jan 2020
1426 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:31 pm to
I agree with much of what the OP offers as reasons to stay put.

KKG sucks at UF. Lane's daughter will stay at Ole Miss for this reason alone.
Moving his son is no biggie. He'd likely attend PK Young.

Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:44 pm to
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Moving his son is no biggie. He'd likely attend PK Young


Would you rather your son be QB of PK Yonge, in class 2A Florida small football, that is currently 0-8....

Or would you rather your son be QB of Oxford High School, which is 6-1 and plays 7A Mississippi big boy cornbread fed football(Mississippi's highest classification) against the most talented teams in MS?
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 2:46 pm
Posted by theballguy
Un-PC for either side
Member since Oct 2011
35089 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:45 pm to
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Florida Man Put Down the Meth Pipe


Good luck with that.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14120 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:49 pm to
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You mean Knox Kiffin? The son he named after UT because he loved being there so much?…


Everyone knows the "ox" in Knox is for Oxford.
Posted by John somers
Los Proxima
Member since Oct 2024
1218 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:49 pm to
My brother thinks it's Lane. I told him there is no way in hell Lane will walk into the dumpster fire that is UF.
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2699 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 2:50 pm to
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I told him there is no way in hell Lane will walk into the dumpster fire that is UF


You are the smartest Florida fan I've met so far.
Posted by Kool Kaliper
Mansfield, TX
Member since Nov 2018
3313 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:22 pm to
There are better high schools in Florida for his son.

I'm sure KKG is on UF's campus.

It's a block ready for Lane and his family to move on.

His ex-wife has a lot of eligible bachelors to choose from in Gainesville.

Money talks and bullshite runs a marathon.
Posted by Sharlo
Van down by the river.
Member since Oct 2021
1303 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:24 pm to
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.And yes he even moved his ex wife Layla to Oxford.


He definitely gone


I disagree, but you get an upvote cuz it's funny.
Posted by Sharlo
Van down by the river.
Member since Oct 2021
1303 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:26 pm to
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Florida fans...Its been wildly entertaining to watch how disillusioned you all are....but you're not getting Lane.


I hope you're right. Would be refreshing to see one of these guys make decisions based on something other than the biggest stack of cheese. Family values, etc. We'll see.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Canada
Member since Dec 2024
4966 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:27 pm to
We got the next UF coach right here
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
15049 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:28 pm to
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made lots of friends in Oxfor


Posted by Gator Fever
Member since Sep 2021
5062 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:28 pm to
Even if he stays at Ole Miss its going to erode NIL funds there with giving him a big raise so now that your schedule will be like most SEC teams starting next season you can forget about championships.
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
3128 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:30 pm to
What if he goes to Penn State? I think he’d win huge there. They’d pay him. Easier path to the playoffs, for sure. Everyone talking about UF, maybe he goes to Penn State. I think he stays at Ole Miss but Lane at Penn State would be fun.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
26698 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:32 pm to
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They are not true southerners.


And Kiffin is?
Posted by Alumn11
St. Louis, MO
Member since Oct 2013
205 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:34 pm to
They are not getting Drink either. James Franklin is who they have a legit shot at (if I got 50 mil to sit at home I would) if he wants to coach.
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
3773 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:36 pm to
who are you trying to convince? lol
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Canada
Member since Dec 2024
4966 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

state of retired Jews and Snowbirds from the North.


Hey hey. The proper terminology is the Tribe from the northern lights
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