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Man that communal sponge…. I just can’t even. I don’t even like sitting on a public toilet seat.
I recently watched a history channel special about the logistics of marching legions of Roman soldiers great distances.
Sanitation was a big deal, as marching thousands of men hundreds of miles involved managing a lot of crap. And they were of course concerned about disease.
While the Legion was on the March, they had long wagons with no floor and a bench the men would sit on and just crap on the road as they went. Each wagon had a bucket full of vinegar and that communal sponge on a stick.
When they ran out of vinegar, as would sometimes happen on longer treks, they used salt water from the sea, or just regular old river water.
When they finally made camp somewhere, they would use a similar set up, except instead of the wagon they would put the bench over an open pit.
Now you have a lot to be thankful for next time you take a dump in a modern toilet, wipe your arse with some Downy, in flesh the nasty stuff away.
re: PSA - knife safety
Posted by Sharlo on 7/10/26 at 4:59 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
Damn, baw. Sorry to hear it. Take care & hope you heal up soon.
re: UFO Video Released by the Pentagon
Posted by Sharlo on 7/10/26 at 4:57 pm to boxcarbarney
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WTF is that thing?
Interdimensional shape-shifting RoboPigBear, obviously.
--Or--
Some three-letter agency has a 20 year old intern experimenting with new gen-AI deep fake image creation software, and they're releasing this stuff to smell test if the public will buy it.
At this point, how on earth can we believe any of this stuff to be authentic?
Cry, Timmy.
You sick POS.
I will never understand how someone who is a parent would enable a circumstance where there's even a remote possibility that a SO like this guy can harm another child, at least in this country.
These people have among the highest rates of recidivism of all criminals.
On a better note, Rubio continues to make a helluva case for 2028.
You sick POS.
I will never understand how someone who is a parent would enable a circumstance where there's even a remote possibility that a SO like this guy can harm another child, at least in this country.
These people have among the highest rates of recidivism of all criminals.
On a better note, Rubio continues to make a helluva case for 2028.
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2SLGBTQIA+
I do not know what this means.
I will not google it because it's Friday (bummer-free zone).
Hard to feel sorry for any normalish people still hanging on in Seattle. I have some friends who left about 10 years ago, and they think they left 10 years too late.
Will be interesting to watch that place race NYC to the bottom of western civilization.
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Landry (the state) having to make the state trooper precinct permanent because of NOLA’s incompetence is kind of the point.
Exactly. Decades of evidence that the city and its residents are incapable of self-governance.
Within city limits, the tourist and convention areas around the quarter are really all that's important from an economic perspective. Maybe the state could make those areas some kind of special district subject to state-controlled governance and law enforcement.
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The mayor did not indict the AG. I have no doubt that she knew nothing about it, and was probably horrified when she heard about it, because she knew what it would mean. Furthermore, she has no power to stop it.
Who initiated the investigation and indictment?
If this really happened under her watch as the ranking exec in the city and she knew nothing about it, it makes her look even more incompetent.
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Allowing an indictment of the AG actively antagonizes the state officials at a time when N.O. is in desperate straits. Moreno cancels the bond hearing because after the indictment, nobody is going to give N.O.money. That's actively sabotaging your own best interests.
I think there's about a 75% chance you're right. Still a 25% chance she's so dumb that she never connected the dots to understand the potential fallout from the indictment.
re: Taco Bell locations pull ingredients off menu as ‘explosive diarrhea’ parasite cases surge
Posted by Sharlo on 7/9/26 at 9:10 pm to boxcarbarney
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‘explosive diarrhea’ parasite cases surge
Question for OT marketing honchos:
In this case, does the old axiom that "all publicity is good publicity" hold here? :lol:
re: Where do you stand on this issue Re John Deere shop tool availability?
Posted by Sharlo on 7/9/26 at 10:32 am to idlewatcher
Deere has done an amazing job of killing its brand in the last 15 or so years. They had the most loyal customer base I've ever seen locked down for generations -- people with money and ongoing need -- and they have driven so many away.
While all tractors have gone backwards in terms of durability and performance since our retarded govt enforced the 2014 EPA emissions standards, Deere leaned into greed and crapping on its customers.
While the larger farmers I know still use JD because they're so invested in the platform, many of the smaller farms around me have ditched them for Kubota, LS, and others. I'm still running a 50-year old Massey that just won't die. When it does, I will not buy a JD made after 2010 or so (when most of the computer crap and emissions nonsense started to intrude).
To me this issue hinges on JD's changing their policies after customers had invested millions in their equipment. It would be one thing to slowly phase in what they did, but it was basically an all-or-nothing offer to farmers who had very little time to adapt.
I don't know if that's illegal, but it's a shitty way to treat your customers.
Also, JD has been aggressive in going after farmers who've tried to hack their way around JD's computer lockouts.
So screw JD. I'd love for them to be displaced by competitors.
While all tractors have gone backwards in terms of durability and performance since our retarded govt enforced the 2014 EPA emissions standards, Deere leaned into greed and crapping on its customers.
While the larger farmers I know still use JD because they're so invested in the platform, many of the smaller farms around me have ditched them for Kubota, LS, and others. I'm still running a 50-year old Massey that just won't die. When it does, I will not buy a JD made after 2010 or so (when most of the computer crap and emissions nonsense started to intrude).
To me this issue hinges on JD's changing their policies after customers had invested millions in their equipment. It would be one thing to slowly phase in what they did, but it was basically an all-or-nothing offer to farmers who had very little time to adapt.
I don't know if that's illegal, but it's a shitty way to treat your customers.
Also, JD has been aggressive in going after farmers who've tried to hack their way around JD's computer lockouts.
So screw JD. I'd love for them to be displaced by competitors.
Could be good for yak fishing in the marsh. Just need some white Nike Air Boudreauxs to tie the outfit together.
CHUNE!
His name is CHUNE.
His name is CHUNE.
re: This isn’t a great look for the pentagon. They appear to claim Mormons aren’t Christians
Posted by Sharlo on 7/7/26 at 10:59 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
All this time I thought Mormons were Mormons.
Good stuff here. Baw with the shades had the slowest choke hold take down of all time. Probably easing himself down for a softer landing. :lol:
ETA: I counted 2 pairs of jorts and 1 skort in that video. Florida AF. :rotflmao:
ETA: I counted 2 pairs of jorts and 1 skort in that video. Florida AF. :rotflmao:
re: Unsophisticated analysis of USA soccer’s latest embarrassing collapse
Posted by Sharlo on 7/7/26 at 8:03 am to theballguy
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You sound insecure, noob.
How many Manchester United shirts do you own? Be honest.
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This tournament was a chance to bring millions of new fans to the sport in this country. Win or lose, in the end people can accept getting beat. What they can’t accept is watching a team that doesn’t look like it’s giving everything it has
Exactly. For casual viewers like me, the optics of last night were particularly awful. Those guys just looked out classed, both both athletically and mentally. There was no sense of urgency and people in key positions seem to have no idea about what they were doing.
Nobody wants to see their country represented that way.
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you would have to be more than ignorant to not recognize how we played last night was not representative of our performance at this world cup.
Lordy, the copium is flowing today.
You would have to be “more than ignorant” to not acknowledge the historical pattern of USA soccer folding like a house of cards as soon as they play the actual top-tier teams in any given WC.
The US is an elite country in most respects, even athletically if you look at the gold medal counts from the Olympics, yet we will seemingly never be elite at soccer.
re: Unsophisticated analysis of USA soccer’s latest embarrassing collapse
Posted by Sharlo on 7/7/26 at 12:12 am to AnchorDownVU
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Ask Italy if they would rather do what we did or be at home.
Ok, but Italy has won several WCs. We never get over the hump.
Unrelated question, if you will be so kind as to indulge me: how did we make it all the way to the round of 16 with this goalie?
On that play that will go down in infamy, he looked just totally lost. Is that not strange to see at this level?
Was this guy a backup standing in for the starter?
re: Unsophisticated analysis of USA soccer’s latest embarrassing collapse
Posted by Sharlo on 7/6/26 at 11:04 pm to AnchorDownVU
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Please stop thinking you have any understanding about the soccer culture in this country
Soccer culture in this country is getting its arse kicked by other countries.
Unsophisticated analysis of USA soccer’s latest embarrassing collapse
Posted by Sharlo on 7/6/26 at 10:28 pm
Like many baws, I played football and baseball and had no interest in soccer. Still don’t, really.
But every four years or so, I get sucked into this World Cup nonsense because it falls in the absolute doldrum of sports that matter in the US.
So tonight I sat down and watched USA soccer get bitch-slapped by a wimpy little country that is slightly smaller than Maryland.
Here’s what I saw:
When they finally had the nation’s attention, USA soccer absolutely caved. Belgium looked better at every position.
They executed coherent offensive and defensive schemes, and at no point did their goalie seem to be high.
All night team USA played soft and tentative. They looked lost and overwhelmed by the moment.
Hopefully, this was enough of an embarrassing arse-kicking that the vast majority of Americans will forget about this silly game played by dramatic little men who shave their legs.
In this country, all of our best athletes will continue to play football, basketball, and baseball because that’s where all the cultural capital and, of course, the money is.
I think there was an opportunity tonight to maybe challenge that some, had this team showed up with a little bit of heart, a little bit of grit, and a little bit of balls.
That did not happen.
Sorry, soccer bros. I guess you’ll have to keep wearing jerseys from professional teams in other countries.

But every four years or so, I get sucked into this World Cup nonsense because it falls in the absolute doldrum of sports that matter in the US.
So tonight I sat down and watched USA soccer get bitch-slapped by a wimpy little country that is slightly smaller than Maryland.
Here’s what I saw:
When they finally had the nation’s attention, USA soccer absolutely caved. Belgium looked better at every position.
They executed coherent offensive and defensive schemes, and at no point did their goalie seem to be high.
All night team USA played soft and tentative. They looked lost and overwhelmed by the moment.
Hopefully, this was enough of an embarrassing arse-kicking that the vast majority of Americans will forget about this silly game played by dramatic little men who shave their legs.
In this country, all of our best athletes will continue to play football, basketball, and baseball because that’s where all the cultural capital and, of course, the money is.
I think there was an opportunity tonight to maybe challenge that some, had this team showed up with a little bit of heart, a little bit of grit, and a little bit of balls.
That did not happen.
Sorry, soccer bros. I guess you’ll have to keep wearing jerseys from professional teams in other countries.

Good. Now get rid of all those shitty v6 twin turbos and bring back the best V8 ever made.
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