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Fine! We'll go build our own Conference! With blackjack! And Hookers!

Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:12 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36710 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:12 pm













Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
4711 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:14 pm to
You must be scared.

(When I mused earlier today about the same thing, I was told I was scared.)
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
31379 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:14 pm to
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Damn, I may have to rethink this.

Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1475 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by SECCaptain
Member since Jun 2025
2719 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:16 pm to
Time to give that shithole state back to France
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
20768 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:17 pm to
no one worth a damn would join it seeing as how y'all can't follow the rules
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36710 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

no one worth a damn would join it seeing as how y'all can't follow the rules




Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
2562 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:16 pm to


I’m riding with Akbar.

Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
26363 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:34 pm to
So…. A regular Friday afternoon in Baton Rouge.

Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29991 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:46 pm to
A conference with Blackjack, Hookers, and Football...were can I sign up!
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
5934 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:47 pm to
Okay. I guess Tulane can’t take your place. We can give them your cut.
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 5:48 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36710 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:51 pm to
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I guess Tulane can’t take your place



You're damn right they can't.


Because we're bringing them along with us. And GT as well.

Then we're gonna swing south and pick Miami up for tRide. Then north to grab NC State, VT, Pitt.


Then we're gonna turn this Killdozer west and make our way up to Madison to gather our drinking buddies: Wisconsin. May take some convincing to get them to get in the car, but eventually they leave them and join us (there's a chance that they do so after losing to us in a drinking game and are honoring a bar napkin bet).


Ok...who we got so far

LSU
Tulane
GT
Miami
NC State
VT
Pitt
Wisconsin


8...need 12 for a conference championship game....time to hit up 4 wild cards...

NDSU
Iowa State
Memphis




and finally....The final spot in the Founding Members of this New Conference...



We extend the invitation to Mississippi State. Our favorite opposing fanbase. When we get together it feels like getting together for a BBQ with your favorite cousins. Good people all around.


We'll make sure that we keep getting together and hanging out each year by being cross divisional permanent opponents.


The Divisions shall be known as tRide Division and tGrind Division.
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 6:53 pm
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
29013 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

A conference with Blackjack, Hookers, and Football...were can I sign up!



barrybygodswitzer.org
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
29013 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

8...need 12 for a conference championship game....time to hit up 4 wild cards...

NDSU
Iowa State
Memphis



Do you realize how much it would annoy the LaLas if you could fit ULM in there?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36710 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Do you realize how much it would annoy the LaLas if you could fit ULM in there?



Tempted...but they may not be FBS much longer...
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
11135 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

So…. A regular Friday afternoon in Baton Rouge.

That looks like the freshman week campus party at LSU last fall.

Now 2 weeks in with no press releases on preliminary freshman class and total undergraduate numbers including year over year increases and so on like prior years, 2026 Spring enrollment at a glance with various demographics still not updated after the spring census, and the common data set reporting for 2025-2026 first time first year freshman and others including how many submitted ACT/SAT scores is still missing in action.

If there was ever a time to dump some delayed reporting on demographics on alumni it was yesterday. It’s really starting to feel like the Tate turd has come early or will be impossible to stop next fall & beyond regardless of what the new leadership does.

SWAC here we come…
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
36710 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

That looks like the freshman week campus party at LSU last fall.

Now 2 weeks in with no press releases on preliminary freshman class and total undergraduate numbers including year over year increases and so on like prior years, 2026 Spring enrollment at a glance with various demographics still not updated after the spring census, and the common data set reporting for 2025-2026 first time first year freshman and others including how many submitted ACT/SAT scores is still missing in action.

If there was ever a time to dump some delayed reporting on demographics on alumni it was yesterday. It’s really starting to feel like the Tate turd has come early or will be impossible to stop next fall & beyond regardless of what the new leadership does.

SWAC here we come…



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